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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 7:04pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Dimples192: Okay, turn the numbers upside down and tell who is the criminal. When you turn them upside down, the numbers will form a sentence. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:12pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Bill is boss he sells oil Lol so Bill is the criminal |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Emaprince: 7:16pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666:flirting is not my forte. I'm a learner here. Btw, I care about cherryice. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by heo88(m): 7:17pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
cherryice: Lol ladies |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by heo88(m): 7:18pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Lala247: |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 7:34pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Emaprince:pls dnt mind. I dont see why its his headache.. Besides I knew you before him..ignore pls |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 7:44pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Emaprince: . . meanwhile tell that person you care about to stop crying.. she's getting childish and more paranoid daily cos i wasn't referring to her |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:25pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666, I just composed this cypher as I came back from work, what do you think? Sorry about the drawing I will post it tomorrow I dedicate this piece to darkrebel666 for inspiring me with his talent Love you honey I also want to dedicate this to dimples192 for creating this thread in the first place. I respect you a lot and I admire your level of wisdom and maturity Finally I dedicate this to blackett, for hating on me from the first day I registered. Thanks alot dude ----------------------------------------------------------- Cypher Blackett is a fake dude, a childish wanna be He thinks he's got game,he should go play killer bee Just watch, my rhymes gonna leave him silent, breathless,stiff and cripple like the parthenon sculptures in the london, you wanna see them, just go visit dimple The guy ain't got guts, a fvcking learner and spare-part seller Like the apocalypse, he so dreads me. if you doubt go ask miss jenner The dude is a loner and a _pervert, _wanking everyday at pictures of lala My words will tear his groins, leaving him half-dead and bleeding,like those white cows on salah. Blackett is a broke nigger, a jobless hater, forming ajebutter, when he actually lives in a gutter, gosh what a madafvcker He is just all up on my case, trying to bring me down, scared to show his face. Hiding behind blades and skulls,while I explore cities and malls. I am gonna blow his cover,leaving him sad, sober and mute Like james tyler I am gonna expose his lies, cause I am the truth. Cc Darkrebel666 Dimples192 Blackett Lala247 Sinizia Pls note that I didn't post this to _diss or insult blackett Its just for fun Blackett sorry o, na joke 1 Like |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:53pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
I dont get this riddle |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:54pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
missclassy: @bolded I'm Glad my talent inspired you and not my ruggedness or how buff I am like some other people You tried a lot really.. You just need to work more on your rhymes and lyricism..try doing multi-syllabic rhymes and work on your disses .. include a lot of similes and incorporate puns and wordplays in your scripts. You had flow and you had some soft punchlines but you need to learn how to compose haymakers and K.O punches. Like Eminem said and I quote- 'You have to be able to say the sickest and most ridiculous sshit that would make your opponent wanna quit" I did a hasty topical verse 4 weeks ago in KOP.. Read it and check out the rhyme scheme, it would help you |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 8:58pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: Thanks This is actually my first time doing something like this |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:07pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:09pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
See wt u guys r doing to Dimples192 thread Let her catch u lol |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:20pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Lala247: How are you doing lala? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 9:20pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: im alryt. howz u? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:21pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
missclassy: nice.. check out this topical verse I did weeks ago..its my third attempt though .. Title: Coming back home It may seem enigmatic..... But I feel moistened and rimmed/ rotten and bleeped/ while I'm voicing this hymn/ but still toss me that Ink/ to Pen this Scorpio verse....to leave Poisonous stings/ I'll put my heart on a tape....and my engine's the stage/ for telling this tale/ so get this 'acidic' played... on the 'MTV 'BASE'/ Back in 2008, when I ain't emptied the rage/ was still frenzied and crazed/ packed some clothes in a box...and was getting away/ Sister blocking the gate.... Mama begged me to stay/ Liquid dripping her eyes......as she stared in my face/ but fore' she hugged me and wailed....and blessed me or prayed/ my youthful exuberance....had led me astray/ Hit the road with my goons....and we spoke our lingua franca/ as we drove through the summer/ and rode in the mazda/ chewing ecstasy pills...as we smoked marijuana/ Doing 90 on the freeway...we delightedly insane/ with no anxiety or pain/ and we weren't frightened or afraid/ to sniff the white powder..now we high on cocaine/ that sshit spiked up our strength/ and soon we kerb-crawling...once we sighted a dame/ Sharon was her name....I touched her bom bom first/ tore her dumb Sun dress/ rubbed her awesome bbreasts/ and had my boredom swept/ with her broom-like ccunt....it's like bon bon, yes/ but my hands still stretched.... to where the Condom's kept/ She was a dutiful lover/ sucked my juicy banana/ I even had Shtup with the Scrubber.....after removing the rubber/ Toured Red light areas...ffucked every ho with my thing/ and got blows every min/ It was the 'Sweetest Taboo'...with no Sarcarrine/ That's like Sade Adu ....was a beast and young lad/ ...testerone high...never sleep or slumber/ and never even stopped...to think or ponder/ If Perversity was lumps...they surely were on me....like a Sea Cucumber/ (and then it hit me) The waywardness must end...The corruption as a whole/ self mortification was my goal/ Purification of my bones/ and emunction of my soul/ Ate that Pepperoni Pizza.... as I stepped into the kitchen/ soaked in sweat..though the temp was freezing/ then I paused to listen...took a sec to reason....then I was reminiscing/ smiling and thinking....of them seasons we were feasting/ But it ain't about my crew...or the boys or my clique/ it ain't about Sharon...or how my ccock slammed her clit/ or how we ffucked happily/ but its about my home...my beloved Family/ I miss Anna and Jake/ miss my Uncle's jokes..Susanna and Faith/ I miss Demi and Kelly...Charlie and Kate/ I miss my Gardener too...the Butler and maid/ I missed mama's complaints/ with Papa's Slaps...and Grandma's Pan Cakes/ I miss the bustling and bubbling/ the buzzing and taunting/ I missed spending holidays....with my troublesome cousins/ I recall Demisha...when she 6 or like 10/ She had a really big head/ and used to pee on the bed/ then She'd wake up very early...and hurried really slow/ to change her pyjamas....so Nobody would know/ we played games on sands...was never bored I swear/ Boju Boju...in the mud and dirt/and If we didn't 'Bathe'...it wasn't a cause to fear/ ...cos our Parents 'Showered' us....with Love and Care/ I feel like a subberdegullion...a wet dyke and a bbitch / I feel horribly shamed....with these lines that I speak/ and this life that I picked/ But I'm no Dentiloquent.....ain't gon' lie through my teeth/ I just need to belch...take a deep breath/ Polish my faded sneaks.....and take a bold step/ Bolt to the park...board a cab....While holding mum's pictures/ Look at it...shed a tear...sob then i kiss it/ I'm like "P.diddy" now....and "I'm Coming Home" Bbitches ! / |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:25pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
@darkrebel666 Another nice cypher. Nice one dude Perhaps one day I would compose better 1 Like |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:29pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
missclassy: its not a cypher.. its a topical verse -- Coming back home.. thanks anyway.. School work has not been giving me enough time to write. There was shooting in Unilag some minutes ago.. most of the students have ran home... I'm holed up in the sculpture studio with some of my class mates.. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:30pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:32pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666:Really? please just make sure you are safe where you are. What could have caused the shooting? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 9:35pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Dimples192: I'm very fine thank you. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:38pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
missclassy: some cultist Boys ... .I'm safe.. the police have come and it has died down.. I'm just waiting for my driver . no classes tomorrow |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:39pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
missclassy: This is fĂșcking good for a first timer!! Keep it up. I'm impressed. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:41pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Dimples192: You're right. Why didn't you fail it? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:42pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
sinizia: Thanks so much I am honored |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:43pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Lala247: Turn the numbers upside down, you'll get the clue. Try it. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 9:46pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: very well dear. taking things easy. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 9:52pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 9:56pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 9:57pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: That was nice. You're good with words. You'd write a novel. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:00pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
HizMissy: eyahhhh ... lol .. you'd have to make yourself known then .. do something crazy.. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 10:02pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: such as? examples pls |
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