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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:


Nope I'm still not happy now people will think I bullied you into it. cry
no it's love,I didn't woo you before because I don't know it's necessary.Lala come help beg Ur friend grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:46pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ipledge:
no it's love,I didn't woo you before because I don't know it's necessary.Lala come help beg Ur friend grin

Ok ok

Give her some space let her calm dwn
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:52pm On Mar 09, 2015
Are we still posting jokes?

Here's one.

Dimples - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Ipledge - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Dimples - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Ipelge - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:55pm On Mar 09, 2015
shocked angry what you trying to say

Blackett:
Are we still posting jokes?

Here's one.

Dimples - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Ipledge - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Dimples - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Ipelge - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:55pm On Mar 09, 2015
Blackett:
Are we still posting jokes?

Here's one.

Dimples - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Ipledge - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Dimples - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Ipelge - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"


Rlly blackett u can do berra

Wt is dis ... Dont upset us in ere oh
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 4:59pm On Mar 09, 2015
Going to watch real housewives new episode up let me see if kenya gets slapped today
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:00pm On Mar 09, 2015
Lala247:
Going to watch real housewives new episode up let me see if kenya gets slapped today

I missed it last night cry
Don't spoil it for me
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:01pm On Mar 09, 2015
Cherryice kiss
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:03pm On Mar 09, 2015
cherryice:

lool lala I think this ipledge guy has a point

Yh
Its just banter lol once i logs off , nl dont exist to me grin grin
Only ppl i cht to outside ere matter wink

So if he likes he can catfish all day long n give himself headache lol
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:04pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:


I missed it last night cry
Don't spoil it for me

Yh gonna watch it now
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:08pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:
shocked angry what you trying to say

grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:08pm On Mar 09, 2015
Lala247:



Rlly blackett u can do berra

Wt is dis ... Dont upset us in ere oh
grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
Btw lala, you need to get a lawn mower for your crush for the grasses on his chest. shocked
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 5:23pm On Mar 09, 2015
Lala247:


Kmt his a waste of time

telln you
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:23pm On Mar 09, 2015
I know say u won snatch dimple from me but God pass you tongue
Blackett:
Are we still posting jokes?

Here's one.

Dimples - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Ipledge - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Dimples - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Ipelge - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:24pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:
Cherryice kiss
my kiss
It's as if caffeine have been injected into my system,struggling with sleep since 2000Bc
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by cherryice(f): 5:25pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:
Cherryice kiss
kiss kiss
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:26pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ipledge:
I know say u won snatch dimple from me but God pass you tongue
If I really wanted her, she'd be pregnant by now. cheesy
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:26pm On Mar 09, 2015
Blackett:
If I really wanted her, she'd be pregnant by now. cheesy
what do u mean cry
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:36pm On Mar 09, 2015
You play with me when you are single n bored and are stuck with me once married.
What am I ?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:38pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ipledge:
what do u mean cry
I mean she'd be carrying my twins already. . .
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:43pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ipledge:
You play with me when you are single n bored and are stuck with me once married.
What am I ?
You're a dick grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 5:44pm On Mar 09, 2015
Blackett:
If I really wanted her, she'd be pregnant by now. cheesy

My ovaries jst skipped a beat grin

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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 5:58pm On Mar 09, 2015
no jokes from my corner.....


Hi
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:00pm On Mar 09, 2015
I never knew emaprince was the flirting type..


* Missclassy...still waiting for what you said you were gonna upload
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:10pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:

You're a dick grin
you believe am a dick
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:13pm On Mar 09, 2015
HizMissy:
no jokes from my corner.....


Hi

hello.. what's up?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:20pm On Mar 09, 2015
HizMissy:
no jokes from my corner.....


Hi

Hey sweetie hope you're well grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:21pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ipledge:
you believe am a dick
Well am I right?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:23pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:


My ovaries jst skipped a beat grin
grin
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 6:29pm On Mar 09, 2015
Dimples192:

Well am I right?

Ipledge was mere days from breaking down your stronghold and winning your heart, but has suddenly gone missing.
While inspecting his last-known location, you find a note:
710 57735 34 5508 51 7718
Currently there are 3 suspects: Bill, Blackett, and Darkrebel666. Can you break the Ipledge's code and find the criminal’s name?
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 6:42pm On Mar 09, 2015
Give us a clue undecided

sinizia:


Ipledge was mere days from breaking down your stronghold and winning your heart, but has suddenly gone missing.
While inspecting his last-known location, you find a note:
710 57735 34 5508 51 7718
Currently there are 3 suspects: Bill, Blackett, and Darkrebel666. Can you break the Ipledge's code and find the criminal’s name?

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