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Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:07pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
sinizia: I'm writing one soon.. its about a 20 something year old woman with a kid on nl Expect it |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:11pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
HizMissy: ummmm .. take a picture..a seductive picture like lala but this time let's see some cleavage and curves. That would get you into the limelight quickly.. don't forget me when you become a celeb though remember say I dey with you from the scratch ooo |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:12pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
HizMissy: Let me just give you a hint First of all, on nairaland you get noticed my doing more of negative things, but let me just list some points 1) You have to spend most of your nairaland time on either romance section or politics section This is where the popular people on nairaland, hang out 2) By being a troll- trolls are easily noticed because they create silly and irelevant threads, countering and insulting anyone who opposes them 3) Posting intelligent front page material and making intelligent contributions on vital threads 4) _dissing a popular member- trust me , you wouldn't get unnoticed if you attack a popular moniker. God help you he/she replies, you are automatically popular 5) Putting up a controversial profile picture. 6) Putting up a thread that exhalts your physical attributes. For example " Nairalanders, I have too many guys disturbing me for sex" Then on your body you, say things like "I know my boobs and bum are big and I have an hour glass shape, but does that make it enough reason for these guys to disturb me everyday?" I hope this helps 1 Like |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 10:17pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: i laff in greek. and assuming i dnt have d curves nko? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:18pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
HizMissy: well... just show us your face at least.. curves or no curves... guys would still like you.. trust me |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 10:20pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
missclassy: thanks for taking the time to type this, but, i dont wanna be popular. A few friends will do just fine |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:20pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
missclassy: no....that's 'seeking for attention' |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:21pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
HizMissy: I wanna be among your few friends then |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 10:25pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:30pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
HizMissy: Lol .. Let's just see ya face.. wait.. lemme grab my sunshades first..cos I'm sure you'd shine so much that I'd get blind |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by HizMissy(f): 10:36pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: Don't bank on it |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 10:38pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by alberto2k(m): 11:01pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Dimples192: I uhmmn, don't have anything to say... Dimples I backed out cuz I was called back to Vatican seminary by the pope |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 11:04pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Darkrebel666: I know where this heading to. Abort the mission. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 11:08pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
alberto2k: Lol ok pray for us |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by alberto2k(m): 11:16pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Dimples192: But I still lawv u dimples... There's something about your beauty that I can't comprehend... Words can't even express how beautiful u are U just fine like two people |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 11:30pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
alberto2k: This is serious. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by alberto2k(m): 11:36pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
sinizia: Yeah... On a very serious note bro |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 11:58pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
alberto2k: Godspeed. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 12:45am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Riddle What goes up and down the stairs without moving? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by sinizia: 12:54am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Dimples192: Your fine lips. I kid. The answer is RUG. |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 1:03am On Mar 10, 2015 |
alberto2k:you wishing something else for urself Magun is still powerful |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 1:04am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Dimples192:boobs |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 1:05am On Mar 10, 2015 |
sinizia:Who did you ask... Google |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 1:06am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Ipledge: Lol is that all you think about |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 1:25am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Dimples192:thats is d only answer I know,I want to say age,but age don't come down |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 2:34am On Mar 10, 2015 |
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:01am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Dimples192: Sponge This is the answer. Don't tell me you twisted it |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:10am On Mar 10, 2015 |
missclassy: |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:16am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:20am On Mar 10, 2015 |
U guys still up,,, im working |
Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Nobody: 3:32am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Lala247:I'm on the night shift Just finished |
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