sinizia:


That was nice. You're good with words. You'd write a novel.

I'm writing one soon..
its about a 20 something year old woman with a kid on nl Expect it

HizMissy:


such as?

examples pls

ummmm ..
take a picture..a seductive picture like lala
but this time let's see some cleavage and curves. That would get you into the limelight quickly..

don't forget me when you become a celeb though
remember say I dey with you from the scratch ooo

HizMissy:


such as?

examples pls

Let me just give you a hint

First of all, on nairaland you get noticed my doing more of negative things, but let me just list some points

1) You have to spend most of your nairaland time on either romance section or politics section
This is where the popular people on nairaland, hang out

2) By being a troll- trolls are easily noticed because they create silly and irelevant threads, countering and insulting anyone who opposes them

3) Posting intelligent front page material and making intelligent contributions on vital threads

4) _dissing a popular member- trust me , you wouldn't get unnoticed if you attack a popular moniker. God help you he/she replies, you are automatically popular

5) Putting up a controversial profile picture.

6) Putting up a thread that exhalts your physical attributes. For example

" Nairalanders, I have too many guys disturbing me for sex"
Then on your body you, say things like

"I know my boobs and bum are big and I have an hour glass shape, but does that make it enough reason for these guys to disturb me everyday?"

I hope this helps

Darkrebel666:



ummmm ..
take a picture..a seductive picture like lala
but this time let's see some cleavage and curves. That would get you into the limelight quickly..

don't forget me when you become a celeb though
remember say I dey with you from the scratch ooo

i laff in greek.

and assuming i dnt have d curves nko?

HizMissy:


i laff in greek.

and assuming i dnt have d curves nko?

well... just show us your face at least..

curves or no curves... guys would still like you.. trust me

missclassy:


Let me just give you a hint

First of all, on nairaland you get noticed my doing more of negative things, but let me just list some points

1) You have to spend most of your nairaland time on either romance section or politics section
This is where the who's on nairaland lounge

2) By being a troll- trolls are easily noticed because they create silly and irelevant threads, countering and insulting anyone who opposes them

3) Posting intelligent front page material and making intelligent contributions on vital threads

4) _dissing a popular member- trust me , you wouldn't get unnoticed if you attack a popular moniker. God help you he/she replies, you are automatically popular

5) Putting up a controversial profile picture.

6) Putting up a thread that exhalts your physical attributes. For example

" Nairalanders, I have too many guys disturbing me for sex"
Then on your body you, say things like

"I know my boobs and bum are big and I have an hour glass shape, but does that make it enough for these guys to disturb me everyday?"

I hope this helps

thanks for taking the time to type this,

but, i dont wanna be popular. A few friends will do just fine

missclassy:


Let me just give you a hint

First of all, on nairaland you get noticed my doing more of negative things, but let me just list some points

1) You have to spend most of your nairaland time on either romance section or politics section
This is where the popular people on nairaland, hang out

2) By being a troll- trolls are easily noticed because they create silly and irelevant threads, countering and insulting anyone who opposes them

3) Posting intelligent front page material and making intelligent contributions on vital threads

4) _dissing a popular member- trust me , you wouldn't get unnoticed if you attack a popular moniker. God help you he/she replies, you are automatically popular

5) Putting up a controversial profile picture.

6) Putting up a thread that exhalts your physical attributes. For example

" Nairalanders, I have too many guys disturbing me for sex"
Then on your body you, say things like

"I know my boobs and bum are big and I have an hour glass shape, but does that make it enough reason for these guys to disturb me everyday?"

I hope this helps

no....that's 'seeking for attention'

HizMissy:


thanks for taking the time to type this,

but, i dont wanna be popular. A few friends will do just fine

I wanna be among your few friends then

Darkrebel666:


I wanna be among your few friends then

well then, who am I to object?

HizMissy:



well then, who am I to object?

Lol ..
Let's just see ya face..

wait.. lemme grab my sunshades first..cos I'm sure you'd shine so much that I'd get blind

Darkrebel666:



Lol ..
Let's just see ya face..

wait.. lemme grab my sunshades first..cos I'm sure you'd shine so much that I'd get blind

Don't bank on it

HizMissy:


Don't bank on it

lol ..sure ...

ttyl

Dimples192:

Alberto2k come explain yourself
He wasn't rugged enough for the job

I uhmmn, don't have anything to say...

Dimples I backed out cuz I was called back to Vatican seminary by the pope

Darkrebel666:


I'm writing one soon..
its about a 20 something year old woman with a kid on nl Expect it

I know where this heading to. Abort the mission.

alberto2k:


I uhmmn, don't have anything to say...

Dimples I backed out cuz I was called back to Vatican seminary by the pope

Lol ok pray for us

Dimples192:


Lol ok pray for us

But I still lawv u dimples... There's something about your beauty that I can't comprehend...

Words can't even express how beautiful u are

U just fine like two people

alberto2k:


But I still lawv u dimples... There's something about your beauty that I can't comprehend...

Words can't even express how beautiful u are

U just fine like two people

This is serious.

sinizia:


This is serious.

Yeah... On a very serious note bro

alberto2k:


Yeah... On a very serious note bro

Godspeed.

Riddle

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

Dimples192:
Riddle

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

Your fine lips.

I kid. The answer is RUG.

alberto2k:


But I still lawv u dimples... There's something about your beauty that I can't comprehend...

Words can't even express how beautiful u are

U just fine like two people

you wishing something else for urself
Magun is still powerful

Dimples192:
Riddle

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

boobs

sinizia:


Your fine lips.

I kid. The answer is RUG.

Who did you ask... Google

Ipledge:
boobs

Lol is that all you think about

Dimples192:


Lol is that all you think about

thats is d only answer I know,I want to say age,but age don't come down

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

Dimples192:
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

Sponge

This is the answer. Don't tell me you twisted it

missclassy:


Sponge

This is the answer. Don't tell me you twisted it

Dimples192:

U guys still up,,, im working

Lala247:
U guys still up,,, im working

I'm on the night shift
Just finished