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seunfly:
What is this one saying? What is the correlation about my comment with respect to yobo's article and what you are saying pls don't let me say what is on my mind.

gedda4q,spill whateva bulshiit u got in ur senile mind,its gonna be nothin' but another goddamm intro frm another nairaland psycho..

crownprince102:
And what are you?

thats all u gat to say:"äñd what åré ú?",giant mumu..

Rexxie:
thats all u gat to say:"äñd what åré ú?",giant mumu..

Oh it's you..... Rexxie the Orang Utan, if I had known earlier I wouldn't have replied you. I don't deal with animal-like human being like you. .

Note: Don't bother to reply, it's waste of your precious time.

Take a bow bro!!Take a bow

The best response ever!!

#Sai Baba

crownprince102:
Lol...... Yobo, are you saying we should vote any man that can Jump up or the strongest candidate?


Organise a marathon race for GEJ and Martin Onovo and see who will win. With your article, you are actually saying Martin Onovo should be the next president of nigeria because he is the strongest and the youngest of all candidates.


If Jonathan was the reason we won AFCON, he must also be the reason we failed to qualify twice under his administration. The AFCON seems to thrill you because it was the only trophy you won in your illustrious career both in club and country football, no forgeting the fact that you were on bench at the tournament. Keshi only use you at the dying minutes, such two minutes from normal time.


Tell me you are doing this for free and I will seize to support Buhari. It's no sin getting your share of the 21 Billion. You don't even stay in Nigeria, you don't know what the citizens go through.


Do me a favour by joining a Nigerian premier league club since you 've been rejected in europe and see how difficult life is in the country.


You played in England, ask your self why Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard, Stephen Gerrard, John Terry, Rio Ferdinand, etc, stay put in their homeland and you, Joseph Yobo couldn't stay back in your own country and play proffessional football.


Well sha, Their is no sin in the CLUBLESS supporting the CLUELESS.
Weldone Yobo, atleast it will earn you some penny for the time being.


#Sai Buhari

crownprince102:
Oh it's you..... Rexxie the Orang Utan, if I had known earlier I wouldn't have replied you. I don't deal with animal-like human being like you. .

Note: Don't bother to reply, it's waste of your precious time.

ape,i've never replied u,have only bn kickin'ur damm n berserk arsse..putting it in check...
Its gud to see u never outta touch of ur 'utangee roots,but keep da inductions to urself or better still,ur fellow psychos ranting "psy buhari",am not interested....
And again,u said ''dont bother to reply me,dont waste ur precios time", are u that insignificant and miserable? I dont like u,but thats totally a pathetic self perception n i really pity u.....
n yea,its ur top daug,rexxie....
hmmm, never knew am that popular....

holatin:
are you done ranting Mr common sense ?
how old was nelson Mandela when he save south Africa jazz ?

Ellen Johnson Sirleaf became President of
Liberia at age 70 in 2006. i

President Jacob Zuma of South Africa is 72
years old. He will be
president till 2019 at 77 years

• President Peter Mutharika of Malawi was 74
when he was sworn in on
31 May, 2014.

President Alpha Conde of Guinea is now 76
years old. He was sworn-in
in December 2011when he was at 72
Nnamdi Azikiwe was 79 when he contested for
presidency in 1983.

there is still more but let me stop there with this advice

when next you re coming to this world come with a brain.

...giant cow,these are great men n women u are making mention of,these aint people who truncated a duly elected democratic process,these are statesmen who never gagged and suppressed the press and ppl,these are model citizens who never denied their fellow country men (peter onu)in favor of a foreigner simply 'cos the foreigner is same tribe n religion with u and ur country man,an ibo man, is not,these are people who never called for blood of dogs n baboons or for certain ppl shud vote only for certain ppl.....i can go on and on...
If u wanna make reference to age and citing examples,then folks like robert mugabe,the late eyadema,...shud be on ur list....
And if u trully came to this world with a brain,u bloody oughtta know u dont compare lizards with da crocs..

Now all those 'sai buharis' will b talking thrash!!..the bitter pill has been dished out and it's hard for them to swallow..someone who escaped the presidential debate has also escaped the march with pple that are willing to stick out their heads to vote for him and yet some pple don't see the reasons behind that,then I think a lot of pple have to get their heads seriously checked!

holatin:
are you done ranting Mr common sense ?
how old was nelson Mandela when he save south Africa jazz ?

Ellen Johnson Sirleaf became President of
Liberia at age 70 in 2006. i

President Jacob Zuma of South Africa is 72
years old. He will be
president till 2019 at 77 years

• President Peter Mutharika of Malawi was 74
when he was sworn in on
31 May, 2014.

President Alpha Conde of Guinea is now 76
years old. He was sworn-in
in December 2011when he was at 72
Nnamdi Azikiwe was 79 when he contested for
presidency in 1983.

there is still more but let me stop there with this advice

when next you re coming to this world come with a brain.

o yes Mr empty brain. When had it ever been told that those you mentioned were sick? Yes! They were old and were still able but my dear empty brain, your precious sai Buhari is not even looking fit amist all the medical attentions so far. So please I will still advice you personally take him to the nursing home where he belong. Its an advice from a heart that cares at least that will save him and our good country from further flying abroad.

crownprince102:
Jobs to your doorstep? No country does that. Nigeria economy lacks giving job opportunity to youth.

Nigerian minimun wages is less than 100 dollars a month and a country like zinbabwe receives over 300 dollars a month.

With 100 dollars for civil servant. How marketable will a goods be if an establishment is created by a Graduate. 70% of Nigerian lived with less than a dollar daily.

I guess you should be more informed before quoting me next time. Thanks

I see... FADAMA, YOUWIN and SURE-P. If I don't know of the rest two much, I know about the FADAMA project which some persons I knew made use of that opporturnity

Since you're very informed, why didn't you atleast write a proposal to try (What a mentality). May be you should list a country where the government employs almost all the youths!

Be enlightened and get informed... Information rules the world. Even those youth shouting for employment are not even employable, some can't even pass an amptitude test not to talk of participating in the oral interview. If one is not qualified for a job, should the govt be blamed?

Jobs are everywhere, come-out from your complain zone so that you can see! That was what an engineer told me in 2012 and today, I'm happy for that one word

So many youths are looking for jobs with a pass grade, some student even thinks farming is for the illitrates. How many youth looking for jobs today even have informations about recruitment, many lacks informations and feels or believes that everything is politics

Like I said earlia, come out from your complain group of company, open yours eyes and see!
Godbless Nigeria!

udeh3:
I see... FADAMA, YOUWIN and SURE-P. If I don't know of the rest two much, I know about the FADAMA project which some persons I knew made use of that opporturnity

Since you're very informed, why didn't you atleast write a proposal to try (What a mentality). May be you should list a country where the government employs almost all the youths!

Be enlightened and get informed... Information rules the world. Even those youth shouting for employment are not even employable, some can't even pass an amptitude test not to talk of participating in the oral interview. If one is not qualified for a job, should the govt be blamed?

Jobs are everywhere, come-out from your complain zone so that you can see! That was what an engineer told me in 2012 and today, I'm happy for that one word

So many youths are looking for jobs with a pass grade, some student even thinks farming is for the illitrates. How many youth looking for jobs today even have informations about recruitment, many lacks informations and feels or believes that everything is politics

Like I said earlia, come out from your complain group of company, open yours eyes and see!
Godbless Nigeria!

Why are you this clueless..... Do you know the number of graduate coming out of universities a year. How many of them can benefit from those crap you listed, not even 5%. Some of them are even suppose to be done by the state government and not the federal government.


Let me educate your ignorance, job do not need to create "direct job" for graduate rather job opportunity". The Government should ensure their is a rise in standard of living of the people by ensuring their is "economic development" not the "economic growth" we 've been experiencing
since 1960. They are two different terms, economic growth has nothing to do with the lives of the common man rather than the rich.


If their is a rise in standard of living not when the minimun wage is not up to $100. If the civil service get a better pay and their is "price control" of goods by the government. More establishment will rise due to the high marketability of goods in the country which will led to employment for the youth and some among them could create an establishment which will give jobs to others.

crownprince102:
Why are you this clueless..... Do you know the number of graduate coming out of universities a year. How many of them can benefit from those crap you listed, not even 5%. Some of them are even suppose to be done by the state government and not the federal government.


Let me educate your ignorance, job do not need to create "direct job" for graduate rather job opportunity". The Government should ensure their is a rise in standard of living of the people by ensuring their is "economic development" not the "economic growth" we 've been experiencing
since 1960. They are two different terms, economic growth has nothing to do with the lives of the common man rather than the rich.


If their is a rise in standard of living not when the minimun wage is not up to $100. If the civil service get a better pay and their is "price control" of goods by the government. More establishment will rise due to the high marketability of goods in the country which will led to employment for the youth and some among them could create an establishment which will give jobs to others.

Please summarize your point, cos the govt I know has been able to create some enabling environment for investors to come and invest
How many of those youth are evn skillful? I'm also a youth and so don't blame the govt for everything as if the government control your life

Nobody is saying we've gotten there yet, but I must tell you that we are moving forward as a country as every govt has it challenges. But the way you people shout on social media looks as if the government is not doing anything, which is not true!

Godbless Nigeria!

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omokoladele:
Am a mariner. Still building my career.
I believe and I knw that I wont suck like him that got loaned out, returned back to his club, sit on d bench and got fired

Wish yu the best in yur carrier,but not by power or by strength, I pray God help yu in yur plans

linusbnn:
Wish yu the best in yur carrier,but not by power or by strength, I pray God help yu in yur plans

Thanks boss.
Wish u all d best in yours also

joromi:
When you get the job, come tell us...
Don't talk about some interview a million other people get at the same time..

Getting a job is not a problem to me... It depends on how you view life, I might also decide not to work
I didn't go to school because I want to work, I went because I want to be educated, beside you don't know me, so mind what you say!

Yobo how market?

No mind d mumu......their eyes don clear

LubricatingOil:
Yobo how market?

LubricatingOil:
Yobo how market?

They are all hiding their faces in shame. Am glad Buhari won, else Jonathan's Hate Campaign would have become the new template. Now politicians will be more careful.

God bless Nigeria. Sai Buhari.

owobokiri:
Very puerile and typical argument from a fervent disciple of the Angry Peoples Conference! Is Jonathan running against martins Onovo or against one epileptic buhari? This is 2015 and not 1983. An octogenarian with questionable health and shaky intellectual resume is the worst candidate for the post of the presidency. With all his genocidal past and coup making pedigree, this frail upstart is a massive embarrassment to Nigerias democracy. He wouldn't have been this relevant, if not for rampaging tribalists like the quoted poster above who in their clannish stupor are desperate to make a point.

Yobo was lucid and coherent. He willingly resigned from the captainship of the super Eagles in order to give the younger ones the chance to blossom. He didn't stick his butt in there like some indispensable God-sent-messianic-egg-head, whose over sized ego needs to be periodically massaged every 4 years so our dogs and baboons won't go go extinct! A frail grandpa should be at home taking care of his grand children.., teaching them how to count 1, 2, 3 and A, B, C. . He shouldn't be the one always caught dodging debates, forging certificates while being smuggled into the country at the wee-hours of the night by a highly corrupt/compromised bunch of over-reaching mercenary politicians, some of them younger than his children.

Again, it is not JohnathanS fault that Maradona and Eusobio didn't ply their trade in Nigeria. If your guardian angel Buhari lifted a finger to put in place strong modern administrative set up within the sports ministry, rather than flooding officialdom with tribal rabid dogs, maybe the Nigerian league will stand a chance of comparing healthily with say that of South Africa today. Yobo went to Europe for the same reasons players from china, Brazil, Argentina and South Africa go to Europe.

Never again shall we allow vibrant coupists with their dirty genocidal pedigree to torpedo the course of our democratic evolution.

Never again. .

Politics is not magic. . Your lanky alfa should go and rest. .

@ modheream and some APC rats that quoted me below;

You actually sound clueless when you make it look like Jonathan is contesting against one Onovo and not against Buhari in this election..

I want you to do me a favour, just go back and read your comment from beginning to the end, then clap for yourself that you are on point.

Let me help you with one, calling buhari an octogenarian at 72 shows how intelligent you are.

So GEJ contested against GMB alone in an election that had over 10 candidates?
Who is d clueless one here?

My brother, wake up, Buhari has won. Hating right now will cause you more harm than good.

For yobo, what an illustrous career, winning the African cup of nations as a captain who sat on the bench while his colleagues were slugging it own on the field of play. A great footballer.

If becoming the president is by power, then mayweather would be the president of USA, then maybe Yobo himself will be the president of Nigerian since he is stronger and more athletic than GEJ.

If Chicken and turkey dey discus, kpomo go say him too get idea

Alexisu:
I want you to do me a favour, just go back and read your comment from beginning to the end, then clap for yourself that you are on point.

Let me help you with one, calling buhari an octogenarian at 72 shows how intelligent you are.

So GEJ contested against GMB alone in an election that has over 10 candidates?
Who is d clueless one here?

My brother, wake up, Buhari has won. Hating right now will cause you more harm than good.

For yobo, what an illustrous career, winning the African cup of nations as a captain who sat on the bench while his colleagues were slugging it own on the field of play. A great footballer.

If becoming the president is by power, then mayweather would be the president of USA, then maybe Yobo himself will be the president of Nigerian since he is stronger and more athletic than GEJ.

If Chicken and turkey dey discus, kpomo go say him too get idea

oneagleswings:
o yes Mr empty brain. When had it ever been told that those you mentioned were sick? Yes! They were old and were still able but my dear empty brain, your precious sai Buhari is not even looking fit amist all the medical attentions so far. So please I will still advice you personally take him to the nursing home where he belong. Its an advice from a heart that cares at least that will save him and our good country from further flying abroad.

Go lick your wound, pained, bad loser.

like play like play baba na president now

Yobo nickname is OWN GOAL

owobokiri:
Very puerile and typical argument from a fervent disciple of the Angry Peoples Conference! Is Jonathan running against martins Onovo or against one epileptic buhari? This is 2015 and not 1983. An octogenarian with questionable health and shaky intellectual resume is the worst candidate for the post of the presidency. With all his genocidal past and coup making pedigree, this frail upstart is a massive embarrassment to Nigerias democracy. He wouldn't have been this relevant, if not for rampaging tribalists like the quoted poster above who in their clannish stupor are desperate to make a point.

Yobo was lucid and coherent. He willingly resigned from the captainship of the super Eagles in order to give the younger ones the chance to blossom. He didn't stick his butt in there like some indispensable God-sent-messianic-egg-head, whose over sized ego needs to be periodically massaged every 4 years so our dogs and baboons won't go go extinct! A frail grandpa should be at home taking care of his grand children.., teaching them how to count 1, 2, 3 and A, B, C. . He shouldn't be the one always caught dodging debates, forging certificates while being smuggled into the country at the wee-hours of the night by a highly corrupt/compromised bunch of over-reaching mercenary politicians, some of them younger than his children.

Again, it is not JohnathanS fault that Maradona and Eusobio didn't ply their trade in Nigeria. If your guardian angel Buhari lifted a finger to put in place strong modern administrative set up within the sports ministry, rather than flooding officialdom with tribal rabid dogs, maybe the Nigerian league will stand a chance of comparing healthily with say that of South Africa today. Yobo went to Europe for the same reasons players from china, Brazil, Argentina and South Africa go to Europe.

Never again shall we allow vibrant coupists with their dirty genocidal pedigree to torpedo the course of our democratic evolution.

Never again. .

Politics is not magic. . Your lanky alfa should go and rest. .

@ modheream and some APC rats that quoted me below;

You actually sound clueless when you make it look like Jonathan is contesting against one Onovo and not against Buhari in this election..

Take a good look at the insults you poured at your father's age mate.

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