Hello Nlanders, I was at the hospital today and I couldn't help but observe the people around me . My mind raced to Nairaland and all I could imagine was make list . this is just for fun no bashings please

Okay...Here we go

1) THE FIRST TIMERS

These category of people claim they've never been to a hospital before. They have this suspicious look and ask questions like kilode.
They be like..."errm...excuse me please. are you also waiting to see the doctor? I dunno if I'm on wrong queue...do you think the doctor would wanna see me? If I go in..what should I tell the doctor?" well...


2) THE FRIGHTENED

You could tell from their looks that they are scared like kilode ...they wince and shiver when they see a nurse walk by holding a syringe.
and yes, you would hear them scream when a nurse tries to give them injections as recommended by the doctor.


3) THE "I KNOW SOMEBODY" GROUP.\

These ones would just walk straight to the office of the consultants without joining the queue. When somebody tries to stop them,they be like "do you know who I am? I am not an ordinary somebody...the chief medical director is my uncle's neighbor, the consultant is my childhood friend, you see that nurse over there? She is my wife's friend. I also work here, see my I.d card? I'm a security officer" lol


4) THE SHOW_OFF/ FASHIONISTA

They would make you wonder if you were at a beauty pageant, with the over colorful make-ups. the ladies move around in heels swinging their designer bags, making you wonder if they are actually ill. Did I forget to mention the big boys in their ALL-STARS and SUPRA...holding window-sized Ipads up and down, they'd be displaying their iphones... you might as well think you were in a phone shop.


5) THE CUSTOMER CARE REPS

This group would make calls till thy kingdom comes. Even when it is their turn to see the doctor, they'd still go in with their phone glued to their ears.


6) THE SLEEPING BEAUTIES

they would start sleeping from the very moment they sat down till when you have to wake them up in anger they would drool and even sleep-talk. It baffles me how they'd be comfortable with people nudging them and pushing their heads away


7) THE SELFIE LOVERS

Hello...this is a hospital. could please save the shutter sounds till whenever you get home? they go click-click, with camera lights trying to blind the poor patients. It's really annoying when you see them making duck-faces and doing peace-signs, these people are supposed to be ill
Even when the hospital workers try to caution them, they roll their eyes and continue with their jobs. Heaven help you if they ask you to be the photographer.


THE RELIGIOUS ONES.

THEY come in holding Holy books and the rest. My problem is not how they read or pray...but how much they fail to mind their business. They be like "Bro, wetin dey do you? Fever? give me your name lemme add to my prayer points"


9) THE GENTLE ONES

They mind their business, always quite with calm faces. I love these group, they have this aura that makes you wanna imitate them. they are also the Chief observers


10) THE "ULTIMATE SEARCH" GROUP

LWKMD...they wanna search for their missing ribs in the hospital Asking young girls for their phone numbers, some even run after the nurse and other health workers. The runz babes searching for Alhaji with pot-belly it is well.


That is just it...my first attempt in the listing ish...
God bless you as you read, smile and leave you comments.




(please don't mind the typos...typed this in a hurry )


Dedicated to Tosyne2much. I've been a silent student, and i learnt well

#ProdByTosyne

Is dis supposed to be funny?

dechandel:
The one whose mother is a nurse

She is familiar with the staffs

She doesnt need to queue.....because she doesnt need to!!

A nurse's child has been spotted

AgapeCharis:
A nurse's child has been spotted

Lol at Ultimate Search Group.

The funny part is when Okada riders and guys who have not shaved their beard in a month, with shabby dressing and overwhelming confidence, approach me and say "Sir, me I like that nurse well well. She na nice woman. Infact, na she I wan marry. You get her number? Abeg help me."

I'll be like "Mr man, go and talk to her yourself."

At that moment, liver go cut am. Hehehe.

.belong to number 9.
@bukkydan. its been a while oo.
can't forget the fantastic story u wrote "despite all odds". it was a blast. keep it up.

2 n 9