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TEACHER: Jonathan, 2+8?
JONATHAN: March 28, Sir.
TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did
I
ask you of the month of March? Sit down! (turns
to a
female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.
PATIENCE: Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega,
dat
boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d
problem go solve be dat.
TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull
pupils like Jonathan and
you?
PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.
BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in)
Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them.
The answer is 10.
TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why
Jonathan should be
dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class
captain.
BUHARI:
1. He never speak the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never ware shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's
why
we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in
trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our
monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.
TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad
qualities
of a leader. So I will
give you the chance to choose another class
captain
before the end of March. Is that okay?pls ype yes
if
its okay?

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TEACHER: Jonathan, 2+8?
JONATHAN: March 28, Sir.
TEACHER: This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did
I
ask you of the month of March? Sit down! (turns
to a
female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.
PATIENCE: Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega,
dat
boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d
problem go solve be dat.
TEACHER: If I send him out, what will I do to dull
pupils like Jonathan and
you?
PATIENCE : Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.
BUHARI: (Raises hand and cuts in)
Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them.
The answer is 10.
TEACHER: Very good! But give me 10 reasons why
Jonathan should be
dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class
captain.
BUHARI:
1. He never speak the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never ware shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's
why
we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in
trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our
monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.
TEACHER: Class, what Buhari listed are bad
qualities
of a leader. So I will
give you the chance to choose another class
captain
before the end of March. Is that okay?pls ype yes
if
its okay?

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