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Sperm Appreciation Day by Bamoha(op): 6:46pm On Mar 13, 2015
Today is Sperm Appreciation Day, lets
have a Moment of Silence in Honour of
those children who were not born But
were......1. Swallowed during a Mouth Action,
2. Thrown away in a Condom,
3. Washed in trousers during Masturbation,
4. Dropped on someone's breast and died
in tissue paper,
5. Slipped on someone's hips and lost with
water.
6. And many more untold incidents...
Consider Yourself very lucky to be alive.
Coz You made it!! You are a Sperm That
Survived!! You were the fastest swimmer
and you made it!!
You were a Sperm that survived while
billions of others perished. So do not feel
down. Live Life and Enjoy Life. If you made
it when you were a Sperm... You can make
it in Life too!!
I wish u all the best. I made it too :
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Mhizizzy(f): 7:06pm On Mar 13, 2015
Ok
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Sugarpeaches(f): 7:56pm On Mar 13, 2015
I made it! Yea!
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Nobody: 7:59pm On Mar 13, 2015
*sighs*.

I was pushed in here by a kid rough housing in the hallways.

*rolls eyes at thread and walk out*

#iwasneverhere
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Bamoha(op): 8:19pm On Mar 13, 2015
Xiadnat:
*sighs*.

I was pushed in here by a kid rough housing in the hallways.

*rolls eyes at thread and walk out*

#iwasneverhere
choi.....gv me hope naa isit dat bad?
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Nobody: 8:20pm On Mar 13, 2015
Bamoha:
choi.....gv me hope naa isit dat bad?
Nope. Just tired and don't particularly care for sperms right now. lipsrsealed embarassed
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Nobody: 8:22pm On Mar 13, 2015
chai!!!!! i see mad men everywhere......
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Bamoha(op): 8:25pm On Mar 13, 2015
Xiadnat:
Nope. Just tired and don't particularly care for sperms right now. lipsrsealed embarassed
owh sorry...bt i no force u open thread na
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Nobody: 8:29pm On Mar 13, 2015
Bamoha:
owh sorry...bt i no force u open thread na
I know. It was my opinion that I expressed too. I am exercising my Freedom of expression; whether is what you wanted or not. That is what you should expect when you open up a thread regardless of the importance of its content.
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Bamoha(op): 8:36pm On Mar 13, 2015
Xiadnat:
I know. It was my opinion that I expressed too. I am exercising my Freedom of expression; whether is what you wanted or not. That is what you should expect when you open up a thread regardless of the importance of its content.
are u a girl?
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Fulaboy(m): 8:52pm On Mar 13, 2015
Rip undecided
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by ivyT(f): 10:52pm On Mar 13, 2015
.dat no 4 ehn na wa
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Pdizzle(m): 12:00am On Mar 14, 2015
ivyT:
.dat no 4 ehn na wa
lipsrsealed
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by Nobody: 1:13am On Mar 14, 2015
Sperm, semen, cum, akamu, spermatozoon, sticky icky, men.........God did well
Re: Sperm Appreciation Day by jorhney(m): 2:18am On Mar 14, 2015
hmm
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