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Eat and make merry

So you stayed in bed with your side chick while your main was cooking

cokacoola:
you see whys i called you a chlidren Threatming to sues some one you dot kwen? Farano plasea ban this boy for ben very ceiling in 2015

Not me that needs to be banned, i only came here for help, but you are the one that is supposed to be banned for breaking rule no 21

njuwo:
So you want me to go like this, what did i do to you, i'm i the one that caused the break up of your relationship with Dangote's son??

Honey.. I am sure the food wont kill you..
But i fear for your deek.. Hope it's insured?

leeport:
Eat and make merry

For real? Have you experienced this before??

njuwo:
And stop campaigning for this my help thread to be closed, and i'll stop quoting you, period!

when you typa i sew the childs in you plasea dot cry there wont loak up thrad up. Has fun chlid

Yareey:
So you stayed in bed with your side chick while your main was cooking

Yes, help me, don't want to eat but she's insisting we eat, what should we do??

njuwo:
How will Nigeria move forward? When this kind of advice is still being given concerning woman matter? I'm in deep shi.t and you are telling me this

LOL... Ok sorry, but u need no seer to tell u that she is up to something. I may be wrong o but it look strange though.

njuwo:
Yes, help me, don't want to eat but she's insisting we eat, what should we do??

You should step up your lies. Make the story believable next time.

njuwo:
Not me that needs to be banned, i only came here for help, but you are the one that is supposed to be banned for breaking rule no 21

you did boy leaf me alone na You are gay?

njuwo:
For real? Have you experienced this before??

yes na .... cos I be like u ?

Biko face ur dilemma.... u fit don Chop sef con dey ask werher mk u chop , am sure the food don cold sef .....

#moving on ..hehe

dechandel:

Honey.. I am sure the food wont kill you..
But i fear for your deek.. Hope it's insured?

Insured?? I didn't insure my private parts like you did yours last month at the Lagos trade fair conference. Heard you made the short men lose their cool.

Yareey:
So you stayed in bed with your side chick while your main was cooking

I bow oooo ... same tin I tot

cokacoola:
when you typa i sew the childs in you plasea dot cry there wont loak up thrad up. Has fun chlid

Keep peeping on my thread little baby infant.

njuwo:
Just invited her to join us to eat it but she said we should go ahead and start eating that she will join us at the middle of the meal, when the meal is getting interesting in our body system, should we start eating while she comes??

r u kidding ... u expect me to believe all this ?

sameer1212:
LOL... Ok sorry, but u need no seer to tell u that she is up to something. I may be wrong o but it look strange though.

Yes, i thought of this that's why i rushed off to nairaland to find advice, thanks anyway.

Decale:
Cool story, bro...

So in your moment of distress and vulnerability, you became lucid enough to pick up your phone besides the nakked girl, log into Nl, create a topic, waiting for replies for more than 30 mins while your gf is in the other room relaxed and your food getting cold while the nakked one is beside you asking what is NL saying?


You're truly a smart motherfuccker

lol... ur head is valid jare .... just a crappy story teller

njuwo:
Insured?? I didn't insure my private parts like you did yours last month at the Lagos trade fair conference. Heard you made the short men lose their cool.

You really deserve to eat that food
Nigeria needs a decline in population.. Men like you need to go down low

Whoops. I am done cracking my ribs..
Farano.. Jokes section

njuwo:
My girl friend visited me unexpectedly and found me with another girl in an unmentionable condition.

Instead of her being upset, she smiled and took some money from my wallet and rushed to the nearby small market and brought foodstuffs and entered the kitchen and started preparing a meal.

To my greatest suprise, she prepared my best food that she had never prepared before and she smiled into my bedroom and told me and my cheating partner that our food is ready, that we should go to the dinning and eat, my dear Romancelanders, should we go ahead and eat the food? Or do you think she have something
in mind to execute by acting the way she just acted?

eat it..we will pray for you!

njuwo:
Yes, i thought of this that's why i rushed off to nairaland to find advice, thanks anyway.

dude u need check ur .......


Dont lay this rubbish story er jor

Yareey:
You should step up your lies. Make the story believable next time.

This your advice is for a Lawyer, i'm not a lawyer, give me the one for me in this situation.

njuwo:
My girl friend visited me unexpectedly and found me with another girl in an unmentionable condition.

Instead of her being upset, she smiled and took some money from my wallet and rushed to the nearby small market and brought foodstuffs and entered the kitchen and started preparing a meal.

To my greatest suprise, she prepared my best food that she had never prepared before and she smiled into my bedroom and told me and my cheating partner that our food is ready, that we should go to the dinning and eat, my dear Romancelanders, should we go ahead and eat the food? Or do you think she have something
in mind to execute by acting the way she just acted?

Wait till after election so it would help nairalanders make a good decision for your question.

leeport:
r u kidding ... u expect me to believe all this ?

I don't expect you to believe all these, i expect you to advice me on all these.

njuwo:
I don't expect you to believe all these, i expect you to advice me on all these.

O.Y.O LOWA


Why u sef cheat? Answer this then I would advice

dechandel:

You really deserve to eat that food
Nigeria needs a decline in population.. Men like you need to go down low

Whoops. I am done cracking my ribs..
Farano.. Jokes section

And you think this is a joke, no wonder Nigeria is not moving forward, everyone thinks it's a joke and treats it as such just like the way you are trying to convert this serious matter to joke instead of giving me benfitting advice.

Enegod:
eat it..we will pray for you!

Start praying let me go and eat it now, as you start signal me.

leeport:
O.Y.O LOWA


Why u sef cheat? Answer this then I would advice

Konji, and she was faraway.

Lala247:
Hmmm be afraid
Be very afraid

If i were u i would have packed out by now...

If a woman catches u cheating n she did nit say anything she even wants to feed u ... My dear ur days r numbered oh ... A woman warth b warned

I just ran out with only boxer, my clothes are still there. It's my house though, but i won't go back till i hear news from my neighbour she has left with her food.

njuwo:
I just ran out with only boxer, my clothes are still there. It's my house though, but i won't go back till i hear news from my neighbour she has left with her food.

Best thing to do

Cuz im a chic n i knw when we dont say anything theres big problem ... U self y did u cheat?

Isit ur womanenough for u

Lala247:
Best thing to do

Cuz im a chic n i knw when we dont say anything theres big problem ... U self y did u cheat?

Isit ur womanenough for u

She was faraway na, and you know konji is inevitable, so i had to find an alternative before i die of spiritual konji.

njuwo:
She was faraway, and you know konji is inevitable, so i had to find an alternative before i die of spiritual konji.

Mayb u two shouldnt be together then

Just end it n go ur seperate ways

Lol which one is she cooking u food mayb she wants to kill u

Lala247:
Mayb u two shouldnt be together then

Just end it n go ur seperate ways

Lol which one is she cooking u food mayb she wants to kill u

That was what crossed my mind initially and made me got scared. I pray i don't see her again, inshort i'm going chaste till my mama start perstering me to bring a girl home. I'm tired of girls like her that are not understanding at all.