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Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by babadem2much(m): 12:10pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
You are right OP, but you fail to tell us that POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND AND BAIL IS FREE. I also have same encounter with the Black police (ATURA) this Olopa were on a stop n search n he asked me of my particulers which i gave him when he saw the name he smiled and ask for identity card n i told him i 4got it cuz am in a hurry, he peeped n saw Arny jungle hat in the back seat n said to me bring that tin n i refused he den corked his gun n said i will shoot if u fail to adhere to my instructions. I was laffin until an inspector came n intervened telling d atura to leave dis mad man before d tin go turn wahala here oo becuz i no fit run, Thatz how i left dem with dia wahala too cuz dat day aswear head go roll even if i die |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by kilmix: 12:11pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Nairamode, exactly what happened to me in warri last year October. In my own case they (about 9 policemen, including 2females) tried all means to handcuff my 2 hands for saying they should take it easy and not push us out of the bus. I fought so had to resist them. They were only able to handcuff my left hand, forced me in a tricycle (keke) and took me to the Enerhen Police station, Effurun Delta state. I immediately called my family lawyer on our way to the station. At the station, I told them I was a barrister to be in November same year and that I'll take up the matter personally. The lawyer called me back when I was at the police station to inform that he had sent 2 lawyers to me and that I should exercise patience. During the call, I place my phone on speaker to their hearing. Immediately after the call, they politely asked me that it has not gotten to the extent of calling my lawyer and that I shouldn't obstruct a policeman on duty. At that moment, I knew I had won the fight. Some minutes later, they asked me to go without any further delay. What kept bothering me about that issue till now is, what if they had guns with them? I didn't see any gun with them that day. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:12pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Truth24, you just said dumb?? Someone took his time to give you some useful Tips that will save your life and all you can say is dumb? Next time if you dnt have something to say, stay mute. Its better to remain silent and be assumed as a fool than to open your mouth and clear all doubt. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by GBAGAAUN(m): 12:14pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Holy to avoid u shooting by police, just don't carry plenty money and waka alone in the night o. Police will shoot u and call u arm robber ni Oloshi! |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by xdos(m): 12:18pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
What we have in Nigeria are touts and criminals on police uniforms.. Do not try those ones at Elele road (Rivers) linking Imo state. All those ones think about is how to milk you dry.. Sometimes they even follow you to the ATM at Elele roundabout especially if you drive an SUV.. They have really dealt wiv me severally cos of my tinted glass .. .. Bunch of criminals on uniforms... |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by todayguest(m): 12:23pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Also always learn to give them official compliment before making an appeal. Like coming to attention and using phrase like 'shun for officer' you will never have problem with them. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by jobsat34(m): 12:24pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
NairaMode: please, may i have your permission to share this with my friend on FB..?? |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by todayguest(m): 12:24pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Also always learn to give them official compliment before making an appeal. Like coming to attention and using phrase like 'tion for officer' or in full, 'attention for officer' you will never have problem with them. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by kilmix: 12:27pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Any police that comes to testify in a case am defending, will carry the blame for all what they've done to me and other innocent citizens. He will get it tough from me I swear. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Edusouls(m): 12:28pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
ol boy american police brutal ooo,no even compare... 5p1naz: |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:33pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
When i did not have a ride of my own. I avoided any confrontation with the police. 1: Do not carry a Laptop without a receipt or a cover letter 2: Always carry an ID Card or a Drivers License .. ensure that it has not expired and ensure that your ID is not labelled with an CONCEPT or VENTURES or ALABA & Sons Co. 3: Always keep small change (N5, N10, N20) in your pocket. it should total N200 outside your bus fare. this is for any unplanned encounter with the Police 4: Never Challenge an Illiterate Policeman with questions - the Educated ones will argue with you but the illiterate ones only know how to cock their guns - Please note 5: Never argue with the ones who wear reflective clothing that covers their TAGS.. beware, they are out for one thing only.. illegal extortion (there is legal extortion FYI) 6: After 11:00PM Weekdays/Weekends you are on your own. 1 Like |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Edusouls(m): 12:35pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
see police na very brutal people, all over, their work na force, they were trained to handle people with force, so they resort to force at any slightest provocation, those people na cult of force men,i tell you police is not my friend and they will never bee.. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by cupidhero(m): 12:42pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Start demanding for your civil rights as you wake up tommorow and see if you won't be shot dead before 10AM. The hypocrisy of democracy in nigeria is just too much. These same citizens who are treated as slaves in their own country go to foreign countries and start demanding for civil rigts from people who's parents fought for their rights. We are realy pathetic. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Missmossy(f): 12:52pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
The Police force is indeed a brutal enemy to man they disgust me. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by VellyG(m): 1:00pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
sauceny:Those Ejigbo police are criminals at night .. They forced a taxi carrying a woman on labour to stop because of 100 naira and the poor woman ended up giving birth Ryt inside the taxi. Its a crazy world |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by nkemdi89(f): 1:01pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
An average police man you see on the road also refer to as " road masters" has similar triats. They are group of frustrated people who are generally the rank and file, either they have been denied promotion for long or stagnated in a particular rank for a time or they have gone to school and the force has refused to upgrade them meanwhile they recruit senior cadets who are mostly younger people of their age to be their senior. Most have been denied lucrative postings or transfer to where their families are or are been posted to a particular place as punishments ground, while some are made redundants by retaining them in a particular command or division for long. The risk they take can't be measured by the salary, these are people who have family to feed and many people looks up to them. When you come across them be calm and respectfulan don't show them you knw the work better than them or your life is so comfortable than them. Being diplomatic and humble is just the key. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Nobody: 1:05pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
jobsat34: Go ahead but quote my website. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Nobody: 1:06pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
kilmix: Wow. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by gabrol(m): 1:37pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Another important safety tip; Whenever you are in a commercial vehicle, avoid getting involved in the driver-police altercation. Strictly mind ur biz. 1 Like |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Nobody: 1:50pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Thanks OP. We go dey talk serious matters........ Some people will come asking for change!! Who is owing you? Na wahoo. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by 400billionman: 2:13pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Move with police hilux escort vehicle. At least 3 men. That's only when they can never flag you down. Smh.. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Nonsoco80(m): 2:19pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
5p1naz:If Nigeria is a failed state as u said, u better apply for Iraq or Somalia visas. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:21pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Well Said OP...These people are destiny terminators....I could recall vividly in 2012 I was goin home Iba(LASU area)..this was how these Policemen stopped the commercial bus nd asked the driver to either park or settle them....I guess the driver himself just smoked weed prior to that incident coz he was just misbehaving and was trying to lock the policeman in his words"I no go give u any money,come do anything u wan do"both of them arguing and locking each other...This was how another COP,his colleague came from no where and shot towards where I was siting and the windscreen broke into pieces...OMG,Jesus Christ...I was shocked/I was gone!!!...Thank God for my Late Father in heaven that day..I didn't know how I wasn't hit by the bullet coz I was sitng just next to the door...didn't know how My God preserved me that day..anytime I remember,I just keep thanking God for sparing my life up until this very moment...This has been a memorable day for me so far..since that day,any commercial bus I board and at any point is having an issue with the driver of the bus,I'll rather give the policeman money from my purse...ratherthan just allowing the driver arguing of speeding off...They are destiny killers.. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Adyrin(m): 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
sauceny: Mind the correct dictionary entry of the word you wanna use! |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by jobsat34(m): 3:18pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
NairaMode: of cause i will do that.. tnks |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by ednut1(m): 3:34pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
danfo drivers pay police fee to agberos too. smh |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Nobody: 5:35pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
youmour:lol |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by ollyruffy: 10:02pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Na true talk. The Nigerian Police is a total reflection of the governance we run in this country. They demand bride at gun points in front of everyone like it is their rights. The oga in the station is even worst than those mofos on the roads. If you refuse to give the mofo 200naira on the road and follow him to the station, his boss will demand 2,000 naira. |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Nobody: 10:13pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
nkemdi89: Nuff said. Oh yes, don't carry illegal items. 1 Like |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by tomiobj(m): 5:16am On Mar 19, 2015 |
Lol. Ur fault naa. Who sent u msg to be asking police wah d driver did If u want to start questioning. Guyy........TAKE YOUR OWN GUN. NairaMode: |
Re: How To Avoid Being Shot Or Get In Trouble With The Police In Nigeria by Truth24(m): 11:52am On Mar 19, 2015 |
Tydies:So u mean u people don't have Transformer in ur area to go and hug? |
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