₦airaland Forum

omenka:
Months ago it was pastors. Days ago it was witches and wizards. Yesterday it was Ogboni. Today it is an Ijaw diety.

Leaves on wondering what it would be tomorrow...

But whatever it is, the will of the people will triumph Mr President.

GEJ is advised to start worshipping any and everything from rock iroko tree and snail except that INEC card reader. That is his nemesis.... weapon of mass destruction... against rigging. Oyibo machine no recognise kai kai, alligator pepper and white cock. PVC JUST ENTERED THE BUILDING..... Somebody shout hale lu, haleluyah!!!!

dein77:
Dear, NOTHING shall befall us. It's our traditional rite that occasions like these are presented Iin their shrines. .....

See how dense you guys are..... why ya goddess / masquerade carry broom instead of umbrella!!!


very bad omen, if you ask me. ya goddess is APC member, evidently!!!!

citizenY:
See how dense you guys are..... why ya goddess / masquerade carry broom instead of umbrella!!!


very bad omen, if you ask me. ya goddess is APC member, evidently!!!!

Pls, apologise now. God forbid that I should be an APC supporter!

GEJ till 2019!

dein77:
Of course, I know! It still doesn't take away the fact I enjoy your comments/posts, hence the blessedness!

At the end, it's for the good of the nation!

Was pulling your legs. Sure it's for the good of our nation and we shall overcome at the end of the day.

Cheers brother.

Jonathan doing juju in broad daylight.
Jona, if you can bribe the Dibia Association of Nigeria(DAN) know that you can't bribe the BAN(Babalawo Association of Nigeria) because they need CHANGE!

talktimi:
Some people will soon come here insulting others for following their traditions. Bunch of hypocrites

See you. Your brother is an hypocrite. He made all Nigerian Christians to believe that he is a Christian. If truly Jonathan is a real Christian why is he going from babalawo to ogboni to all confratanities in southwest, where terrible juju exists, and go to all Nigerian mega pastors for prayers kneeling down for blessings. Though the Christians will not reject him.

So you Nigerian Christians who called buhari the son of the bond woman and Jonathan the son of God, because of his purported Christian association, can you see yourselves. Don't allow anyone to tell you Jonathan is a Christian he is not.

He was better in his first this out going tenor now he has publicly sworn and dined with the devil and I'm sure you all know devil's demand. Devil has asked him in an exchange for Nigerians.

A vote for Jonathan is a vote for the devil. Jonathan and his wife and associates have gone too far occultically to win this election because all hands are written on the walls that he can never win this election.

Be careful who you vote for so that you will not shot change your destiny with the devil.

Lost any respect or credibility when I saw tompolo. Its bad enough knowing we have a president like Jonathan and governor like Fayose, but a man like tompolo leading a while tribe? OK the line has to be drawn! Its ridiculous.

Why is Nigeria so ridiculous??

I do like seeing traditional ceremonies. Its like reading game of thrones.

ellechrystal:
Hi hi.
How r ya doing?

I'm so fine. And you?

Tompolo, who is rarely seen, could not hide on that day. Decked in a branded Amasiekumor T-shirt atop a branded PDP wrapper with a white cloth piece tied around his neck and head, he was the cynosure of all eyes. A special song was rendered in his honour and visitors, who barely saw him, had the opportunity of snapping him with their phones and cameras, as he walked to and fro from the adrenaline-charged rhythms of the drummers


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dein77:
Pls, apologise now. God forbid that I should be an APC supporter!

GEJ till 2019!

Better tell that broom wielding masquerade that heralded the arrival of your goddess,,,, tell him to use umbrella next time... if e no go bend your neck for blasphemy

barcanista:
I'm so fine. And you?

Am beautiful, thank u

ellechrystal:
Am beautiful, thank u

I hope barcanista isn't up to something here? Baby, you know we get an agreement oooo.

Don't allow barcanista come anywhere close.

Let me PM him ASAP.

dein77:
I hope barcanista isn't up to something here? Baby, you know we get an agreement oooo.

Don't allow barcanista come anywhere close.

Let me PM him ASAP.

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahhhhhahaa. , please o. Na wa o. Is it wrong for a guy to say hello to his friend? My great friend agabaI23 does that more often,

ellechrystal:
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahhhhhahaa. , please o. Na wa o. Is it wrong for a guy to say hello to his friend? My great friend agabaI23 does that more often,

Baby, I serious die. I know barcanista. .Na my fellow Ijaw brother, and I can tell when the handshake don pass elbow. ...I'm serious oooo....

Abi, u don forget say we get celebrations together?

dein77:
Baby, I serious die. I know barcanista. .Na my fellow Ijaw brother, and I can tell when the handshake don pass elbow. ...I'm serious oooo....

Abi, u don forget say we get celebrations together?

Celebrations ke, wen? For where?

Oh what a shame. Jonathan's scorecard would just have spoken for him. The desperation is really cancerous spreading fast like wildfire. I just hope he does not get consumed by all the shenanigan.

HE NEEDS THE ENDORSEMENT OF THESE DEITIES TO COMPLETE THE UNIVERSALLY INDUCED SPATE OF ENDORSEMENT ALL OVER NIGERIA.
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dein77:
Baby, I serious die. I know barcanista. .Na my fellow Ijaw brother, and I can tell when the handshake don pass elbow. ...I'm serious oooo....

Abi, u don forget say we get celebrations together?

Oga why you de cast me for ellechrystal side na? ellechrystal na agabai23 babe , na assist me I wan assist my boss Agabai23. But he be like say you wan dislodge bros Agaba. Na 6D I de watch you o

ellechrystal:
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahhhhhahaa. , please o. Na wa o. Is it wrong for a guy to say hello to his friend? My great friend agabaI23 does that more often,

Only you and Agabai23 know what you guys do off Nairaland. If I tell you say I no de envy the bros ehn I de lie. I want to be like him when I grow up. You get younger/elder sister? Niece or she-cousin?

e author=barcanista post=31753494] Only you and Agabai23 know what you guys do off Nairaland. If I tell you say I no de envy the bros ehn I de lie. I want to be like him when I grow up. You get younger/elder sister? Niece or she-cousin?[/quote]Bro, why you dey imagine wetin them dey do offline? E cconcern you? Anyway you don confess shey you dey jealous them. ..me too like her style and attitude. ...at least, that online side...
me never even talk with the Agaba123 guy sef. ..Make I go see him profile. ..I like this babe...I dey come see her after GEJ victory
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Agaba

barcanista:
Oga why you de cast me for ellechrystal side na? ellechrystal na agabai23 babe , na assist me I wan assist my boss Agabai23. But he be like say you wan dislodge bros Agaba. Na 6D I de watch you o

I'm seriously considering dislodging him...or at least make i dey standby. .Hahahhahaha.

She confirm am.say na him babe she be....

U fit be her deputy bf or you fit enter her friend zone

dein77:
I'm seriously considering dislodging him...or at least make i dey standby. .Hahahhahaha.

She confirm am.say na him babe she be....

barcanista:
U fit be her deputy bf or you fit enter her friend zone

Friendzone? What are you talking about? Why should target only her friendzone when I can go beyond? U be her spokesperson? I go send her PMs later......The last friendzone wey I enter,e take me real work to extract myself.... .

U better send her PM faaaaaaaaaast!

dein77:
Friendzone? What are you talking about? Why should target only her friendzone when I can go beyond? U be her spokesperson? I go send her PMs later......The last friendzone wey I enter,e take me real work to extract myself.... .

ellechrystal:
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahhhhhahaa. , please o. Na wa o. Is it wrong for a guy to say hello to his friend? My great friend agabaI23 does that more often,

Hope you are doing great?

JONATHAN HAS COVENANTED NIGERIA TO A WATER DEMON VIA TOMPOLO

Now,use your brains;Tompolo worships Amasiekumor,Gej hands Tompolo an unheard of contract to secure all Nigerian waters,Amasiekumor is a dreadful,mean and murderous demonic principality domiciled in the rivers and oceans. Are you getting it? You're not? OK. Truth is GEJ has handed Nigerian waters to a demonic being via a visible proxy called Tompolo. The implications are varied. Have you noticed the rise in the level of poverty in oil bearing water surrounded states? Cross River cannot pays salaries.According to FBS,there are more unemployed people in Akwa Ibom( the largest allocation earner)than Osun and Niger state. Have you noticed the increase in water insecurity,pirate activities and deaths? Last year,pirates drown a baby in whose diaper the mum hid money. Yes,Amasiekumor did it. Next,I will feed you with the Amasiekumor and Olumba connection.

barcanista:
Oga why you de cast me for ellechrystal side na? ellechrystal na agabai23 babe , na assist me I wan assist my boss Agabai23. But he be like say you wan dislodge bros Agaba. Na 6D I de watch you o

dein77, what are you guys upto behind my back?

I don't need an assistant General thanks but no thanks

barcanista:
Only you and Agabai23 know what you guys do off Nairaland. If I tell you say I no de envy the bros ehn I de lie. I want to be like him when I grow up. You get younger/elder sister? Niece or she-cousin?

Which one come concern you naa? We no dey do kiss and tell

barcanista:
Only you and Agabai23 know what you guys do off Nairaland. If I tell you say I no de envy the bros ehn I de lie. I want to be like him when I grow up. You get younger/elder sister? Niece or she-cousin?

Haha,funny enough we no dey talk outside nairaland o...
N am not his babe o. He is a wonderful friend.
Chai

agabaI23:
dein77, what are you guys upto behind my back?

I don't need an assistant General thanks but no thanks

hahahahahahaahahahahahahhhhhahaa.
U guys will never seize to amaze me o