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1. Men have joysticks
When it comes to being a guy, being quick at
identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In
fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other
words looking like a man and having man parts — is
a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me.
I’m a man. I won’t Bleep up whatever it is that you’re
trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me
and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I
could do to be fucking courteous.’

2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was
invented by men though! Did you know that?
Marriage was invented because women were too
busy whoring it out to Bleep the only the guy who was
paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French
bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a
way of telling women who they could and couldn’t
Bleep. Like everything else men have ever invented, it
completely worked and worked way better than any
man thought it would. Women became so
indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that
they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to
entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of
fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.

3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of
the trees where we came from is our ability to
destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern
world. That was invented because man wanted to
destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about
nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are
natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-
womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by
tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly
man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!

4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because
there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men
need to know how much of it there is so they can
efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day.
Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets.
Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of
retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine.
They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass
and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s
why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme
song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about
to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get
the Bleep ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says,
‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money
you’re worth!’ What a joke.

5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact
you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion
anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit.
That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means
men are better than women.

6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to
communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a
shit about handwriting things with big hoops and
loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read
notes about remembering to pick up your birth
control pills after 6th period from space.

7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-
contributing members laying around and sucking all
the juice from the young. Men know this so they
blast off from birth like shooting man stars —
burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole
night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie
around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit.
Congratulations women. You really earned those
rights!

8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based
around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do
they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other?
Yes, yes and Bleep definitely. Men don’t go in for that
silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick
up and move out. Or we take our mighty man
muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world
looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more
world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman
ever has done in her whole life.

9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet:
social vampires. Women walk into a situation and
before you know it they’ve completely changed their
wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a
fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the
word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the
male word? There isn’t one because sheep is
something men are not.

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome
I believe all women suffer from a mild and
extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The
afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women
cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds
while adults are speaking around them. Their
tongues are battling around in their mouths like
drunken Vipers.

This is to y'all feminist on NL u bitchest living ur lives spraying perfume on a casket

Rubbish

Nawa o there is fire on the mountain

op seems to love men a lot, my gut tells me you're gay op. faggott

Women are ENEMIES of themselves...

Now before you quote me..proceed with CAUTION..

Talking from real life experience....WOMEN and HATRED can not be SEPARATED....


*Berry*

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Men are not like this . . . .

Nice one OP...

Wonderful... OP ure actually sayin all dis? Men are better dan women? Lol... WHY

err.....

Smh

na who dey supply OP with wet weed. 14 years na real thing ooo.

let the bashing begin..

mtshew

CountDracula:
Wonderful... OP ure actually sayin all dis? Men are better dan women? Lol... WHY

Are you worse than women?

Chynx:
Are you worse than women?

Hav u seen bill gates givin points dat he is richer dan dangote?

CountDracula:
Hav u seen bill gates givin points dat he is richer dan dangote?

lol nice reply

I shld av put on a sun glasses before ready this nonsense. Now, my eyes hurt

Avalanche of BS!! No gender is better than each other, we compliment each other.

how I wish it made just one sence, it just rubbish

#HomoOnTheLose

This is funny.