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Vote For The Right Government Or Your Children Will Remain _stupid by banjicom(op): 12:55pm On Mar 23, 2015
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: (They all chorused): Babatunde Fashola!

TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?

CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Warri!

TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?

CHILDREN: 2face!

TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect! What is 1 + 5?

CHILDREN: 15!

TEACHER: That's great! You're going to be _stupid like this until your parents are ready to vote in the right government that would improve the economy and increases my salary!
Re: Vote For The Right Government Or Your Children Will Remain _stupid by Nicklaus(m): 1:17pm On Mar 23, 2015
The students may be stupid, but the teacher is MoNuMeNtaLlY stupid. Unless they are not learning those things from him grin Vote a good govt. Vote GEJ !
Re: Vote For The Right Government Or Your Children Will Remain _stupid by banjicom(op): 2:30pm On Mar 23, 2015
Nicklaus:
The students may be stupid, but the teacher is MoNuMeNtaLlY stupid. Unless they are not learning those things from him grin Vote a good govt. Vote GEJ !
cheesy

Power must change
*picks broom*

cheesy
Re: Vote For The Right Government Or Your Children Will Remain _stupid by Riodiao(m): 3:02pm On Mar 23, 2015
A CALL ON THE CONSCIENCE OF THE PEOPLE OF RIVERS STATE
AN ADDRESS DELIVERED BY
ENGR TELE IKURU.
DEPUTY GOVERNOR OF RIVERS STATE
IN RESPECT OF 2015 GENERAL ELECTIONS

My dear People of Rivers State, I bring you honest and sincere greetings.

Today, I address you out of the fullness of my heart. Recall that in December 2013, out of extreme loyalty to my Boss and friend, I joined the All Progressives congress (APC) along with other then disillusioned Rivers People.

Ever since, as the true nature and motives of APC are unveiled, I have continued to twist and turn in extreme mental and emotional agony. The more I struggle to belong,the more the Rivers man in me rejects the APC. After carefully studying, interacting and analyzing the leadership of the party, I have come to the sad conclusion that the APC is a party of rebels, insurgents and anarchists, clothed in robes of pretense and deceit. APC is a party founded on deception and it thrives on unholy propaganda and falsehood.

I therefore, on behalf of my teaming supporters, and my humble self denounce the APC and we all jointly and severally resign our membership of the APC.

My dear people of Rivers State, we of this generation will not in good conscience expect forgiveness and compassion from our forebears, posterity, and the spirit of our unborn generations if it is recorded in the annals of history that after 48 Years of Rivers people supporting leaders from all other parts of this country with our votes and resources, we were the same that witch hunted and hounded down the very first ever President from this region, granted us by providence. I wash my hands off this treachery.

In the light of the above, I wish to urge all My Supporters, the Good People of Rivers State to join hands with other well meaning Nigerians to massively vote for President GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN (GCFR) and the Transformation Agenda that has brought so much relief and succor to the greatest number of Nigerians. I also urge allRivers People to vote for Chief Barr Nyesom Wike (CON), who has shown by his antecedents, track records and boundless capabilities that he will deliver good governance to the People of Rivers State.

Thank You and God Bless You All Abundantly.


Engr Tele Ikuru
Re: Vote For The Right Government Or Your Children Will Remain _stupid by tellmemore15: 4:35pm On Mar 23, 2015
rubbish joke....

GEJ till 2019
Re: Vote For The Right Government Or Your Children Will Remain _stupid by lilbazy(m): 5:13pm On Mar 23, 2015
Click like for the general to take_over...click
share for the incumbent to continue
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