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| He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 7:02am On Mar 26, 2015 |
##A FRIEND NEED UR HELP### Ok!! This is weird.... ... I've been having this irresistible urge for SEX these days.... Its become so intense the past few days........ Confided in a friend who told me its what I'll get for been a virgin for months now.... #wonder... How's that my fault?? ... I'm not the type who bangs random women... #never... She has to be someone I'm dating..... Don't know what to do anymore..... He need ur suggestions.... |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by belamour(m): 7:03am On Mar 26, 2015 |
taiwo0000:BUSTED!!! YOU ARE THE FRIEND  2 Likes |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by alberto2k(m): 7:17am On Mar 26, 2015 |
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| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by 7footre(m): 7:22am On Mar 26, 2015 |
Cut off ya dick. That should do d trick 1 Like |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Nicklaus(m): 7:31am On Mar 26, 2015 |
That's because you are welcoming the urge as it comes, fight it! Do sth you like that ll get your mind off it. |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Nobody: 7:39am On Mar 26, 2015*. Modified: 8:35am On Mar 26, 2015 |
Op, what do you mean by this statement " Being a virgin for months" |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Nobody: 7:52am On Mar 26, 2015 |
Embrace Vaseline in your life!...Your life will never be the same.. |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Nobody: 7:55am On Mar 26, 2015 |
missclasssy:glad its not just me that couldn't comprehend |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Dygeasy(m): 8:20am On Mar 26, 2015 |
missclasssy:The same damn question on my mind. |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 8:21am On Mar 26, 2015 |
belamour:Belamour am not d guy n if u want to answer Q it better u do n stop galibanting un just for..... If u care to listen it not me!!! |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Dygeasy(m): 8:22am On Mar 26, 2015 |
OP, watch _porn, get vaseline and repeat the process over and over. You will be so useless no urge will come to your head. |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 8:24am On Mar 26, 2015 |
Dygeasy:He as been a virgin all is life never had an form of sexual intercouse!!! |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Dygeasy(m): 8:27am On Mar 26, 2015 |
taiwo0000:And now he suddenly wants to lose it? |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 8:29am On Mar 26, 2015 |
Dygeasy:Lol, but is not a porn addict like dat, a church going person... |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Dygeasy(m): 8:32am On Mar 26, 2015 |
taiwo0000:Then remind him what the bible says about fornication. |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 8:49am On Mar 26, 2015 |
Dygeasy:Haaaaaaa fornication what? He won't dear do dat... |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by TIDDOLL(m): 8:50am On Mar 26, 2015 |
Months..and u cant keep your sword in its sheath...if u com dey for prison nko!..u go dey make holes for wall? |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 8:53am On Mar 26, 2015 |
7footre:7footre u no serious ooooo... Hw d dude won take enjoy is life? |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by 7footre(m): 9:24am On Mar 26, 2015 |
taiwo0000:well what does he want me to tell him? Ask a dumb question get a befitting reply |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by dharay99: 10:40am On Mar 26, 2015 |
taiwo0000:u know wah to do, measure d size of your d¡ck...d length and breath..oya cut dat same size like a hole for your bed., so wheneva konji hold u, just use d annoyance shooook d bed till u are tired u hear. #thank me later when u av no more matrass to sleep on.  |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Boxer007(m): 10:41am On Mar 26, 2015 |
taiwo0000:Gay men are the best |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by tope24(m): 11:10am On Mar 26, 2015 |
belamour:i no know say you sef catch. BUSTED NICCA............. YOU CAN'T FIT TO LIEE |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Sweetyie(f): 11:23am On Mar 26, 2015 |
@Op. I could have helped but I'm not in the right frame of mind |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by pretydiva(f): 1:51pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Let him get busy wif any tin. An idle mind is d devils workshop. He should avoid been alone,pray 4 God 2 help him. Cos once he eats d forbidden fruit,his life wil never remain d same. Save it 4 ur future wifey n u wil b glad u did. |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 4:04pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Boxer007:Run for ma dear life, gay what? |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 4:06pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
pretydiva:Hmmmmm, I still can get u, pls hw can I be of help to dis dude, cos he need help for real.... |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 4:08pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
tope24:Lol, see ur teeth like dat of abdulai shekau... Talk better tope24 |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by dharay99: 4:10pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Sweetyie:get ur mind out of dat wrong frame na... |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 4:11pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
dharay99:Thanks but try next door cos ur advise arnnt needed |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by dharay99: 4:12pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
taiwo0000:I'm bad.. Hhahahah, was joking# |
| Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(op): 4:20pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
dharay99:Maybe u re cos I can't told him to cut off is man hood... Laye laye |
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