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He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 7:02am On Mar 26, 2015
##A FRIEND NEED UR HELP###

Ok!! This is weird.... ... I've been having this irresistible urge for SEX these days.... Its become so intense the past few days........ Confided in a friend who told me its what I'll get for been a virgin for months now.... #‎wonder‬... How's that my fault?? ... I'm not the type who bangs random women... #‎never‬... She has to be someone I'm dating.....

Don't know what to do anymore.....

He need ur suggestions....
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by belamour(m): 7:03am On Mar 26, 2015
taiwo0000:
##A FRIEND NEED UR HELP###

Ok!! This is weird.... ... I've been having this irresistible urge for SEX these days.... Its become so intense the past few days........ Confided in a friend who told me its what I'll get for been a virgin for months now.... #‎wonder‬... How's that my fault?? ... I'm not the type who bangs random women... #‎never‬... She has to be someone I'm dating.....

Don't know what to do anymore.....

He need ur suggestions....

BUSTED!!! YOU ARE THE FRIEND grin grin grin

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Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by alberto2k(m): 7:17am On Mar 26, 2015
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Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by 7footre(m): 7:22am On Mar 26, 2015
Cut off ya dick. That should do d trick

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Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Nicklaus(m): 7:31am On Mar 26, 2015
That's because you are welcoming the urge as it comes, fight it! Do sth you like that ll get your mind off it.
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Nobody: 7:39am On Mar 26, 2015
Op, what do you mean by this statement " Being a virgin for months"
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Nobody: 7:52am On Mar 26, 2015
Embrace Vaseline in your life!...Your life will never be the same..
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Nobody: 7:55am On Mar 26, 2015
missclasssy:
Op, what do you mean by this state " Being a virgin for months"
glad its not just me that couldn't comprehend
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Dygeasy(m): 8:20am On Mar 26, 2015
missclasssy:
Op, what do you mean by this state " Being a virgin for months"
The same damn question on my mind.
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 8:21am On Mar 26, 2015
belamour:


BUSTED!!! YOU ARE THE FRIEND grin grin grin


Belamour am not d guy n if u want to answer Q it better u do n stop galibanting un just for..... If u care to listen it not me!!!
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Dygeasy(m): 8:22am On Mar 26, 2015
OP, watch _porn, get vaseline and repeat the process over and over. You will be so useless no urge will come to your head.
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 8:24am On Mar 26, 2015
Dygeasy:
The same damn question on my mind.

He as been a virgin all is life never had an form of sexual intercouse!!!
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Dygeasy(m): 8:27am On Mar 26, 2015
taiwo0000:


He as been a virgin all is life never had an form of sexual intercouse!!!
And now he suddenly wants to lose it?
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 8:29am On Mar 26, 2015
Dygeasy:
OP, watch _porn, get vaseline and repeat the process over and over. You will be so useless no urge will come to your head.

Lol, but is not a porn addict like dat, a church going person...
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Dygeasy(m): 8:32am On Mar 26, 2015
taiwo0000:


Lol, but is not a porn addict like dat, a church going person...
Then remind him what the bible says about fornication.
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 8:49am On Mar 26, 2015
undecided
Dygeasy:
Then remind him what the bible says about fornication.

Haaaaaaa fornication what? He won't dear do dat...
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by TIDDOLL(m): 8:50am On Mar 26, 2015
Months..and u cant keep your sword in its sheath...if u com dey for prison nko!..u go dey make holes for wall?
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 8:53am On Mar 26, 2015
7footre:
Cut off ya dick. That should do d trick

7footre u no serious ooooo... Hw d dude won take enjoy is life?
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by 7footre(m): 9:24am On Mar 26, 2015
taiwo0000:


7footre u no serious ooooo... Hw d dude won take enjoy is life?
well what does he want me to tell him? Ask a dumb question get a befitting reply
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by dharay99: 10:40am On Mar 26, 2015
taiwo0000:
##A FRIEND NEED UR HELP###

Ok!! This is weird.... ... I've been having this irresistible urge for SEX these days.... Its become so intense the past few days........ Confided in a friend who told me its what I'll get for been a virgin for months now.... #‎wonder‬... How's that my fault?? ... I'm not the type who bangs random women... #‎never‬... She has to be someone I'm dating.....

Don't know what to do anymore.....

He need ur suggestions....

u know wah to do, measure d size of your d¡ck...d length and breath..oya cut dat same size like a hole for your bed., so wheneva konji hold u, just use d annoyance shooook d bed till u are tired u hear.

#thank me later when u av no more matrass to sleep on. wink
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Boxer007(m): 10:41am On Mar 26, 2015
taiwo0000:
##A FRIEND NEED UR HELP###

Ok!! This is weird.... ... I've been having this irresistible urge for SEX these days.... Its become so intense the past few days........ Confided in a friend who told me its what I'll get for been a virgin for months now.... #‎wonder‬... How's that my fault?? ... I'm not the type who bangs random women... #‎never‬... She has to be someone I'm dating.....

Don't know what to do anymore.....

He need ur suggestions....


Gay men are the best
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by tope24(m): 11:10am On Mar 26, 2015
belamour:


BUSTED!!! YOU ARE THE FRIEND grin grin grin

i no know say you sef catch. BUSTED NICCA............. YOU CAN'T FIT TO LIEE
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by Sweetyie(f): 11:23am On Mar 26, 2015
@Op. I could have helped but I'm not in the right frame of mind
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by pretydiva(f): 1:51pm On Mar 26, 2015
Let him get busy wif any tin. An idle mind is d devils workshop. He should avoid been alone,pray 4 God 2 help him. Cos once he eats d forbidden fruit,his life wil never remain d same. Save it 4 ur future wifey n u wil b glad u did.
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 4:04pm On Mar 26, 2015
Boxer007:



Gay men are the best


Run for ma dear life, gay what?
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 4:06pm On Mar 26, 2015
pretydiva:
Let him get busy wif any tin. An idle mind is d devils workshop. He should avoid been alone,pray 4 God 2 help him. Cos once he eats d forbidden fruit,his life wil never remain d same. Save it 4 ur future wifey n u wil b glad u did.

Hmmmmm, I still can get u, pls hw can I be of help to dis dude, cos he need help for real....
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 4:08pm On Mar 26, 2015
tope24:


i no know say you sef catch. BUSTED NICCA............. YOU CAN'T FIT TO LIEE


Lol, see ur teeth like dat of abdulai shekau... Talk better tope24
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by dharay99: 4:10pm On Mar 26, 2015
Sweetyie:
@Op. I could have helped but I'm not in the right frame of mind

get ur mind out of dat wrong frame na... cry
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 4:11pm On Mar 26, 2015
dharay99:


u know wah to do, measure d size of your d¡ck...d length and breath..oya cut dat same size like a hole for your bed., so wheneva konji hold u, just use d annoyance shooook d bed till u are tired u hear.

#thank me later when u av no more matrass to sleep on. wink


Thanks but try next door cos ur advise arnnt needed
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by dharay99: 4:12pm On Mar 26, 2015
taiwo0000:



Thanks but try next door cos ur advise arnnt needed

I'm bad.. cry

Hhahahah, was joking# grin
Re: He Need You To Help Satisfy ???? by taiwo0000(m): 4:20pm On Mar 26, 2015
dharay99:


I'm bad.. cry

Hhahahah, was joking# grin

Maybe u re cos I can't told him to cut off is man hood... Laye laye

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