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Sagamite:


Why do you always have to tell the whole world about the time I tried to toast you back in the day.

Ma fren, abeg that is history. Stop embarrassing me jor.

naijatruth:
Your type no dey even get presentable boy friend, jst to claim for here

SAPEDRO:
Though i get the message u re trying to pass, but 'manish' smell is not the combination of sweat and armpit odour, some ladies actually prefer the real masculine scent without applying deodorants, it is always fresh and natural.

Missyetty:
Wow! I dn't want a perfect man, i just need to find some qualities in him, i admire a man who is religious, social, decisive, straigthforward, presentable, @ least he should be okay finacially and above all someone who i can always be my true self whenever am around him.

sinaj:
de are not yet ready for marriage or d xpenses dat come with marriage such as skul fees, accommodation etc.
perhaps ur sis. can marry dem

ultra001:
HE MUST BE RICH, EDUCATED AND MUST NT BE A WIFE BEATER.IF U GET ALL THIS,ABEG NA ME AND U TILL D END OF TIME

Solowande:
to tell u d truth, my half sister married one broke guy years back but right na she dey UK with her family. It may be bad today but there is always hope 2moro

Ishilove:
Lol. There's a difference between masculine scent and the one i am referring to

Ishilove:
What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

Rexhenrex:
ode abeg park well I don't have time for mad dogs now

justi4jesu:
It takes a Mad dog to know one. Typical Naija guy

Missyetty:
Wow! I dn't want a perfect man, i just need to find some qualities in him, i admire a man who is religious, social, decisive, straigthforward, presentable, @ least he should be okay finacially and above all someone who i can always be my true self whenever am around him.

Graham123:
For those that are wondering, 'financially okay' to these ladies means extremely wealthy, have a fleet of cars and owns a property in lekki.

Ishilove:
What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

RedBenson:
Smh! Like it's neither easy for guys to stand the odour emanating from ladies' body from the outside till she removes pant. Mouth and body odour, do they carry last on that? Absolutely NO!

Ishilove:
Lol. Odour generally is bad. It doesn't matter if you're a lady or a guy. it is bad

Ishilove:
What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

slimmy05:
G Stories usually told by people living in illusion.

nanauju:
Oops I'm a bit late in here
First of all, what I look out in a guy's physical appearance is his neatness. I so much dislike guys who just treat themselves anyhow. Trust me, wen u re neat, u'll be good-looking

For finance, the guy must be living in his own apartment, not with his parents or attaching himself with others. He should have a good paying job so that there won't be this fear of financial insecurity
Spirituality: he must fear God o. Any guy who puts God first will definitely respect ur person as a woman

My kind of guy should be healthy. No one wants to leave with a sick person that one is an unnecessary burden
At one time or the other ladies tend to show some emotional weakness no matter how strong they try to make the whole world see them. Now, my kind of guy should be the person who will hold me in his arms and cheer me up in my down times. I don't like guys who are just indifferent about a woman's feelings. Let my guy be happy wn I'm happy and be concerned wen I'm not

Hope this is not too long

nikkiehan:
God fearing, humble, caring handsome looking dat'll make me go gaga weneva m wit him financially ok n also ability to communicate fluently. those r d qualities I will lyk my man to posses

Martins301:
1 check
2 check
3 check

what next?

Rexhenrex:
ehya,I don't blame u,I know u need cheap attention, I get it but this not how its done kiddo. come to me when u are up to 18 then I'll put u through oya go and play.

nanauju:
Oops I'm a bit late in here
First of all, what I look out in a guy's physical appearance is his neatness. I so much dislike guys who just treat themselves anyhow. Trust me, wen u re neat, u'll be good-looking

For finance, the guy must be living in his own apartment, not with his parents or attaching himself with others. He should have a good paying job so that there won't be this fear of financial insecurity
Spirituality: he must fear God o. Any guy who puts God first will definitely respect ur person as a woman

My kind of guy should be healthy. No one wants to leave with a sick person that one is an unnecessary burden
At one time or the other ladies tend to show some emotional weakness no matter how strong they try to make the whole world see them. Now, my kind of guy should be the person who will hold me in his arms and cheer me up in my down times. I don't like guys who are just indifferent about a woman's feelings. Let my guy be happy wn I'm happy and be concerned wen I'm not

Hope this is not too long

Kentrasso:
A godly man who loves and understands me (veeery important because my head use to turn sometimes

He MUST understand me. Deeply.
must be on the same wavelength with me in all aspects

Ishilove:
What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

RedBenson:
At this your present age or you are making reference to when you're under 20?

IcyIcy:
Thank you for your interest Martins301 but sorry... am taken. My fiance is Nairalander too

nikkiehan:
u got it wrong dude m 22 anyway n dats is nt ur business I got d right to state wat I want