RedBenson:


22? Are you a footballer?

phelpy:
somebody help !.. am trippin fr Ishilove...pls i need her contact...

nikkiehan:
ask Google

Ishilove:

What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

RedBenson:


Just asked and google confirmed you're 33. Who's lying now?

octopusfreaky:
Cute face and pink lips,tall for my children sake ooo b4 dey say mum are u blind ni,,Caring,loving,not stingy or selfish,his family must be friendly and lastly rich enough to take care of my family needs..

RedBenson:


Smh! Even girls who cant remember when last a guy's arm crossed over them as boyfriend would be forming "i'm taken". Who is deceiving who? Better grab the opportunity now.

nikkiehan:
God fearing, humble, caring handsome looking dat'll make me go gaga weneva m wit him financially ok n also ability to communicate fluently. those r d qualities I will lyk my man to posses

Kentrasso:
A godly man who loves and understands me (veeery important because my head use to turn sometimes )

He MUST understand me. Deeply.
must be on the same wavelength with me in all aspects

Viciyus:




Sure P dey around the corner. Them dey reduce poverty

sinaj:
he shud be economically stable
good dress sense
intelligent/ smart

nikkiehan:
it's nit necessary I ans anyway m nt for violence av z my own if u r nt satisfy with it go do anything u like to ur self

Viciyus:

No vex you here. You go find the man.



Meanwhile, take sweet

nikkiehan:

Martins301:



If you find the man with the qualities above abeg tell am make him come take one Orijin.

Ishilove:

What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

ferdimako:

and you?

nikkiehan:
u got it wrong dude m 22 anyway n dats is nt ur business I got d right to state wat I want

Viciyus:

Madame! Na football age you dey give us ohh.

Gold45:
Huge/Masculine, emotional, firm, not ugly, must be earning something, love God and me, respect my family

nikkiehan:
OMG! I cnt jst understand dis guy problem o, wetin concern u for anoda pple's mata

RedBenson:


22? Are you a footballer?

RedBenson:


22? Are you a footballer?

Viciyus:

Na as I see your picture na.

sinaj:
d xme applies to me

nikkiehan:
n wat msg does dat pass to u

Viciyus:



."most be earning something"



You dey earn something yourself?



"love God and me"

You love God yourself




NIGERIA WOMEN AND THE POVERTY MENTALITY

Viciyus:


You don old na!



But you still dey write those dreams

Gold45:


Excuse me? I own my company(s) earning at least 2M monthly atfer expenses. Must ladies marry a man who can't sustain them so they don't appear fraudulent?

And yes I love God.

ferdimako:

hahahaha

Gold45:


Excuse me? I own my company(s) earning at least 2M monthly atfer expenses. Must ladies marry a man who can't sustain them so they don't appear fraudulent?

And yes I love God.