Luckygurl:
My amiable vice chancellor Prof Ozumba, go on sir, we are sordidly behind you!

my fellow Lioness

Rivers
Akwa Ibom
Ebonyi
Delta
Bayelsa
Cross River


Yobe
Niger
Gombe
Borno
Sokoto
Adamawa
Bauchi
Benue
Taraba
Zamfra

This election will determine so much for Nigerians,it will bring hope to the people.
Though a supporter of GMB but no doubt GEJ will get some credit for taking us to this stage.
I wish him all the best in his future endeavor.

wit d kind of result comin outta d north, make nobody complain wen SS & SE own start to come out ooh

Let me register my name in the book of history.


Incumbent president unseated, first in Africa.

I was there... Sai [b]Buhari[\b]

Hahahahaha, killing yourself would have been ideal bru

hungryboy:
if buhari win I go cry oh

kabo:
The plan is GEJ will be the president S/S S/E.Long live Biafra

Mumu

I swear down wen d guy doing d sign language heard Kano result, he made d sign of the Cross...

APC's Lionel Kano Messi has swung the tide APC's way after his latest hat-trick. PDP on the ropes but Rivers & Akwa-Ibom on the bench
Rivers and akwa ibom naldo might try to use carry ijebu too
Anambra helped PDP get back into the game but he is not the player he was in 2011. Fewer goals for PDP this time. APC bounces back
Coach Muazu has summoned Rivers, Delta and Akwa-Ibom to warm up as APC's Oyegun takes a look at his watch
Reports say coach Muazu may call on votes from Cameroon, Chad and Niger but FIFA or should I say INEC rules forbid that

It is visible to the blind and Audible to the Deaf, CHANGE IS INEVITABLE... SAI BUHARI

hungryboy:
if buhari win I go cry oh

Wait first make I bring my bucket.
Baba says I must bathe with the tears of my enemies for the sacrifice to be complete.

Look what a Nigerian that supposedly has a brain posted on twitter

But us kowa supporters, what happened? Look at our number in abia now.

jaz:
we also saw a large flock of underage voters in the north. clearly for apc

Bros underage voting has always been a problem in Northern Nigeria, over there a lady is an adult as long as she can see her menses,

underage voters voted GEJ in 2011 nobody cried foul, let's just move on its clearly Nigerians wants and need change

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2263531_finishhim_jpeg4fc9a591b8158e730837aba948fb2668

GEJ given a flawless finishing by Sai Buhari!!

babyosisi:
[size=28pt]Let me hear any eediot complain about Nigeria being bad again after Buhari becomes you people's president[/size]
You got the savior you ordered
If I hear pim from any of you eh
If I hear fim
Na me and una

You think you are making sense?

francescainnoce:

literally not in that context.....im like imagining how much those back home think of every seconds that passes on...unno like with the distance I still feel this much tension...hope you get me now.
and ofcourse hypertension is not limited to a nation....its everywhere.....however the only difference is that....down here they get faster heart beat for good courses.....ohk

Your location is irrelevant as to how you feel, even those in Abuja are either watching on TV or getting updates from the internet. But then who are you routing for, the clueless one or the certificateless one?

PLS READ CAREFULLY...
OK LETS DO GWARI-GWARI
We have six zones in Nigeria
APC is leading clearly in the South West,Noth
West and North East...
PDP are expected to win in South-East and
South-South
Let's say the North-Central is the battle
ground zone,they are six states in the zone.
Kwara,Kogi,Niger,Nasarawa,Benue and Platue...
APC is winning 3 Kwara,Kogi and Niger
While PDP is wining 3 Platue,Nasarawa and Benue
(not sure of Bunue)
This simple means APC and PDP have cancelled
each other in North-Central
Now this is what is going to happen..
Sokoto votes will Nulify Ebonyi votes
Kebbi votes will Nulify Enugu votes
Zamfara votes will Nulify Imo votes
Kaduna votes will Nulify Abia votes
Jigawa votes will Nulify Anambra state
Yobe will cancel out Bayelsa
Borno will cancel out Akwa-Ibom
Adamawa will cancel out Cross rivers
Katsina will cancel out Rivers
Kano will cancel out Edo and Delta
Ondo will give Ekiti upper cut
This will leave us with Lagos,Oyo,Ogun and Osun
singing victory songs...
Single majority,that's all..
Change has come to Nigeria !

So much Guests in Nairaland Today

callmenow:
Jega will go down in history as the most controversial INEC chairman ever! The educated south west were turning out 55-65%, yet the uneducated North west were turning out 80-90%. This is ridiculous and warped. Google map suggested that Katsina had at most 1.2 million inhabitants. Yet accredited voters alone surpassed the figure! Does this mean that every soul in katsina voted as well their cows, cattle and dogs? This is very interesting, but wrong. No wonder Buhari said he does not need south east and South South.

Exactly my arguement about Katsina. A semi- Arid state turning out such huge voting numbers Inec needs to review this result, seriously.

***in GMB's voice***

OH LORD!!! BAMI DARIJI WON.... KON FENU TI WON FI PE MI NI LOSER PEMI NI PRESIDENT





sai Buhari!!!!

From Twitter: cc from a friend's facebook page.

"While APC was busy drumming 'CHANGE' into people's heads, the PDP was busy looking for Buhari's certificates. We can see the results now.''

PDP was busy attacking personality while APC was analysing issues and making Nigeria see their inefficiencies.

We can all see the results now.

guy you wikid oo

Herzumpther:
Jega please call only PDP and APC, other can check their results on Linda ikeji's blog.

taryour:


LWKM. Mumu. E dey pain am. Eiya pele sogbo. If you like rant from now till thy kingdom come. CHANGE has taken place.

On a second thought, you need to be flushed and go 12 feet bellow the ground. The likes of you are history already,and even your user name proves that. YOU ARE A GHOST and should not be seen on the surface of earth . SHAME on you.

calmbabadee:





My broda, dont cry me a lagoon, cry me an ocean

Khings:

Please dont cry, u will force me to cry too
s..........a..........i ..............BABA

Behold, the expressions and feelings of dumb asss, failed to evolve Neanderthals.

Instead of using this opportunity to chase both GEJ and any remnant of the old ways out of office and provide a suitable replacement, y'all fvckers elect to go back, back in time.

So no Fashola, no duke, no el rufai, the best y'all can do is an 80 year old coup plotter that can barely stand.

Obama went into office young looking and is coming out all frail, talk less of an illeterate, old, despotic coup plotter.

I swear, when I say most Nigerians are dafft, people don't believe me. So hey, enjoy your 4 years. I am sure that by that time Nigeria would be a paradise flowing with milk and honey, 24 hours light and flowing water, all thanks to the 80 year old general.

Retarrds!

demelza:
That smell is obviously wafting from Ghana.
Re-smell again.

LOL... You should really be the one doing the smelling this time around...

Don't let it take you by surprise

AMAKAVIOLA:
Everybody in nija pressing their phone like em life depends solely on it

like oxygen gas

Dollarjunkie:
Eheeen... So relaxed now. Was afraid during the day with the results, but after this second part, I'm now totally convinced GEJ will carry the day.
It'll be a case of 'nearly' for the Futa jalons. Unfortunately, nearly does not kill a bird.


Continua de transform. GEJ!!!

U van like to fool urself sha . Sorry, my delusional friend, but APC has this one under wraps.

Abeg wetin dey delay dem?

bashir:


Yeah whatever. I sorted my stuff in Excel like 4 Hours ago and so far everything announced from Anambra/Abia is accurate. So believe whatever you want. BTW PDP will get 326110 in Cross Rivers, have fun with that.

You may have to export to Microsoft word.

xtophy:

na u sef be mumu... hv u ever sit down and tink 4 once....what all d rant abt change

Lol. So e pain you too Oya hurry up and join your mate * ghostprotocol * oya oya, comot and let ther mourning begin. No time abeg.

Graphic representation thus far

Tonniey:
I swear down wen d guy doing d sign language heard Kano result, he made d sign of the Cross...