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Switsunshyn:
Lol...911 keh,abeg oo.

Lolzz.....u v really changed....seems u r active now here...kudos sister

cassyrooy:
Who are you? Whats your details, like course, etc?

....hi
Cassyrooy**** m an aspirant of ui...going for d cos human nutrition and dietetics...

gingerbeb:
i only tink of changing d course n institutions.bt nid an elder advice b4 any act.pls,respond

Um! In UI there is a fair chance of admission irrespective of JAMB score*from 200+*, all you'll need is a higher post-UTME score to be admitted.

Switsunshyn:
Cool...I stay arnd Alakia

and where exactly is that?

monnaliza:
....hi
Cassyrooy**** m an aspirant of ui...going for d cos human nutrition and dietetics...

OK. Welcome aboard

Admissnandjobs stop posting here

cassyrooy:
...heading to the church


GetOvaMe: So you're gonna seal this up? I'm proud of you

Pr0ton: Dudes' got eyes

I nodded happily, scoring such a girl is a massive thing to happen to anybody and i was sure damn lucky she choosed to be mine.

* * * *

Priest(ThankyouJESUS): Do you Cassyrooy take this woman, Cutebumzy to hold and to cherish.... Bla bla bla....

I quickly reminised about my last two girlfriends, Treasuregr8t and Bhuumhite, glancing through the crowd i saw their faces, i loved them but my life was standing infront of me, awaiting on me to answer my matrimonial JAMB CBT question, in seconds i looked in her eyes and passionately i said;

Me: I do with my Life

There was murmurs in the congregation but i was uninterested

Priest(ThankyouJESUS): Do you Cutebumzy, take Cassyrooy as your husband, to respect and to obey, to be loyal and faithful until death do you...(in my mind*so even priest dey change questions*)

Cutebumzy gazing at the crowd also, i read her gaze, she searched for her ex-es and suitors, Kingjay18, T33jay007, Olatunji21, turning to me with watery eyes and cutest of smiles

Cutebumzy: I do

Priest(ThankyouJesus): I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride.

Removing her vail to reveal her immaculate lips, i made to kiss my seconds-old wife but the chanting of 'Sai Baba! Sai Baba!! Sai Baba!!!' was everywhere.

* * * *

...Cassyrooy wake up, Buhari is giving a speech, Ogunsinamayowa and Horpeyemmi66 jerked me awake.

Which kind people surround me like this? I was asking myself when President Jonathan announced that the just declared winner of the 2015 Presidential Elections, Rtd. Gen. Buhari of the APC was #AprilFool by #INEC to #NIGERIANS.



















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I Cassyrooy is not responsible for any misconcieved thoughts or ideas.















Copyrights Warning!
This post was intended to be humourous and to induce pranks of the #AprilFool day, copying and reproducing is an offence which attracts the attention of the new GCFR-elect.

llwkmd

@pr0ton....wassup?

Bhuumhite:
llwkmd

Where have you been?

Pr0ton:
Holamarncy testify.

lol d guy na demon

Brethen:
I need help plzz!!!
I want to ask if neco ssce jun/july will still meet up with ui admission processing for this year.
?
#save a soul

so far d result will b out bfor pj coalition

gingerbeb:
gud a.m,tutors.pls,am aspiring 2 b a medicine student at u.i bt i score 211 in jamb n av c6 true in o level.did i av any chances of bn admited.n if nt wch cos can i change 2,for me 2 cross back

its still kindof possible for u...bt uve gonna get veryy high in pume lyk 90%..nd its kindoff imposible only by God tho..so to b in d safer side change ur course to a smaller course nd make sure u still score highh to

gingerbeb:
gud a.m,tutors.pls,am aspiring 2 b a medicine student at u.i bt i score 211 in jamb n av c6 true in o level.did i av any chances of bn admited.n if nt wch cos can i change 2,for me 2 cross back

Jxt read well for pj....
bh Jxt know for all courses in ui Der r mentally buoyant students..Jxt read well.

cc dupre
[b]Last aspect of differentiation for this class.
Differentiation Application (Maximum and Minimum values).
I hate stories when it comes to Mathematics, without wasting much time.
If y = x³/3 - x² - 2x + 5.
1. Stationary points are given by dy/dx = 0.
2. The type of each stationary point is determined by substituting the roots of the equation dy/dx = 0 in the expression for d²y/dx².
If y" is negative, then y is a maximum.
If y" is positive, then y is a minimum.
If y" is zero, then y may be a point of inflexion.
We shall need both the first and second derivatives, so make sure you are ready.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Example 1: if y = x³/3 - x² - 2x + 5, then y' = . . . . . . . . .and y" = . . . . . . . .
Solution:
y = x³/3 - x² - 2x + 5.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
y' = x² -x - 2.
y" = 2x - 1.
(a) Stationary points occur at y' = 0.
Therefore, x² - x - 2 = 0.
Therefore,
(x - 2) (x + 1) = 0.
Therefore,
x = 2 and x = -1.
i.e. stationary points occur at x = 2 and x = -1.
(b) To determine the type of each stationary point, substitute x = 2 and then x = -1 in the expression for y".
At x = 2, y" = 4 - 1 = 3, i.e positive, therefore, x = 2 gives y_min.
At x = -1, y" = -2 - 1 = -3, i.e negative, therefore x = -1 gives y_max.
To find the min and max values, substituting in y = f(x) gives x = 2,
y_min = 5/3
and x = -1,
y_max = 37/6.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Summary:
This is all about differentiation concerning JAMB syllabus, differentiation is a wide topic.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Assignment:
1. No 27, 1991
at what value of x is the function y = x² - 2x - 3 minimum.
Ans: 1.
2. No 35, 1999
If the maximum value of y = 1 + hx - 3x² is 13, find h.
Ans: 12.
3. No 36, 1999
find the value of x for which the function y = x³ - x has a minimum value.
Ans: root 3 / 3.
4. No 22, 2002
find the maximum value of y in the equation y = 1 - 2x - 3x².
Ans: 4/3
5. No 37, 2003
determine the maximum value of y = 3x² - x³.
Ans: 4.
6. No 50, 2006
find the value of x for which the function 3x³ = 9x².
Ans: 0.
7. No 5, 2007
find the value of x for which the function f(x) = 2x³ - x² - 4x + 4.
Ans: 1.
8. No 38, 2008
find the minimum value of the function y = x (1 + x).
Ans: -1/2
9. No 38, 2009
what value of x will make the function x (4 - x) a maximum.
Ans: 2.
10. No 42, 2010
at what value of x does the function y = -3 - 2x + x² attain a minimum value.
Ans:1.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The next topic will be Integration by God's grace (after/before Easter. . . . . .not sure *camp things*).
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
02nd April, 2015.
10:14:02[/b]

@hollamancy pls I need your number . And considering your comment on neco, post utme colition isnt clear

thankyouJesus:
[b]Last aspect of differentiation for this class.
Differentiation Application (Maximum and Minimum values).
I hate stories when it comes to Mathematics, without wasting much time.
If y = x³/3 - x² - 2x + 5.
1. Stationary points are given by dy/dx = 0.
2. The type of each stationary point is determined by substituting the roots of the equation dy/dx = 0 in the expression for d²y/dx².
If y" is negative, then y is a maximum.
If y" is positive, then y is a minimum.
If y" is zero, then y may be a point of inflexion.
We shall need both the first and second derivatives, so make sure you are ready.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Example 1: if y = x³/3 - x² - 2x + 5, then y' = . . . . . . . . .and y" = . . . . . . . .
Solution:
y = x³/3 - x² - 2x + 5.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
y' = x² -x - 2.
y" = 2x - 1.
(a) Stationary points occur at y' = 0.
Therefore, x² - x - 2 = 0.
Therefore,
(x - 2) (x + 1) = 0.
Therefore,
x = 2 and x = -1.
i.e. stationary points occur at x = 2 and x = -1.
(b) To determine the type of each stationary point, substitute x = 2 and then x = -1 in the expression for y".
At x = 2, y" = 4 - 1 = 3, i.e positive, therefore, x = 2 gives y_min.
At x = -1, y" = -2 - 1 = -3, i.e negative, therefore x = -1 gives y_max.
To find the min and max values, substituting in y = f(x) gives x = 2,
y_min = 5/3
and x = -1,
y_max = 37/6.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Summary:
This is all about differentiation concerning JAMB syllabus, differentiation is a wide topic.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Assignment:
1. No 27, 1991
at what value of x is the function y = x² - 2x - 3 minimum.
Ans: 1.
2. No 35, 1999
If the maximum value of y = 1 + hx - 3x² is 13, find h.
Ans: 12.
3. No 36, 1999
find the value of x for which the function y = x³ - x has a minimum value.
Ans: root 3 / 3.
4. No 22, 2002
find the maximum value of y in the equation y = 1 - 2x - 3x².
Ans: 4/3
5. No 37, 2003
determine the maximum value of y = 3x² - x³.
Ans: 4.
6. No 50, 2006
find the value of x for which the function 3x³ = 9x².
Ans: 0.
7. No 5, 2007
find the value of x for which the function f(x) = 2x³ - x² - 4x + 4.
Ans: 1.
8. No 38, 2008
find the minimum value of the function y = x (1 + x).
Ans: -1/2
9. No 38, 2009
what value of x will make the function x (4 - x) a maximum.
Ans: 2.
10. No 42, 2010
at what value of x does the function y = -3 - 2x + x² attain a minimum value.
Ans:1.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Any question?

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The next topic will be Integration by God's grace (after/before Easter. . . . . .not sure *camp things*).
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
02nd April, 2015.
10:14:02[/b]

How I wish I could slaughter all what dis guy wrote here....seems Latin to me...#math na die for me ooo...kudos to u guys

whales2020:
I want to slaughter all what dis guy wrote here....seems easy to me...#math na die for me ooo...kudos to u guys

fixed

thankyouJesus:
fixed

Haaaa...understand nah!

cassyrooy:
OK. Welcome aboard

...thks

See as u jst dey slaughter mathematics, UNILAG awaits u for her post jamb@ Thankujesus

whales2020:
Haaaa...understand nah!

I thought u're an Oauite, are u planning to change ur course.

tundeks:
See as u jst dey slaughter mathematics, UNIBADAN awaits u for her post jamb@ Thankujesus

why Unilag?

Holamarncy:
so far d result will b out bfor pj coalition

thanks for the reply, God bless you
#relieved

augster:
and where exactly is that?

Adegbayi

cassyrooy:
Where have been?

av been on ghost mode

Bhuumhite:
av been on ghost mode

eh he he!










#GhostModeActivated

monnaliza:
...thks

Welcome, your first time?

I'm really sorry for posting this, but i don laugh reach everest level.

Pr0ton:
On my way to first bank... First time sha

Pr0ton:
Diarisgod, treasuregr8 and ifyx .. Thank you all .. I'm done with the payment issue(after standing for about one hour.. come see traffic 4 bank)..
After paying wooo me no waste time.. As I got out of the bank I brought out my phone, visit that admission website and type the teller no and registration with the rest(na only first choice me see there o).. Immediately I saw my pin and userID(Jamb reg no) on the same page but at the top of the page patapata. I then went to the former website, entered my pin and ID.. I saw another page(biodata..Come see question) me no know my permanent address..



I never submit sha I stil dey contemplate boya make I go collect my 3k for bank and give ma gf wey dey disturb me...



I need advice urgently

evening guys nd all my bosses in d house happy new month

hey guys! changing of institution/course is out! dont dull yourself.

#UI LOADING
#saiBuhari
#jonathan stateman
# democrazy is working
#etc #etc #etc
#whatever!

EDITED

#POLITICAL SCIENCE
# cassyrooy you are ON YOUR OWN in sociology territory.

ogunsinamayowa:
hey guys! changing of institution/course is out! dont dull yourself.

#UI LOADING
#saiBuhari
#jonathan stateman
# democrazy is working
#etc #etc #etc
#whatever!

EDITED

#POLITICAL SCIENCE
# cassyrooy you are ON YOUR OWN in sociology territory.

I dont get it? Is there massive defection from RepSociology?


Whats up bro? Like you got some infos i might need.