₦airaland Forum

1. THE MODERATORS: These are actually bouncers! Sum are coded but others behave like Asari Dokubo. Disobey any of their rules n' u will be shown d black card!

2. THE PASTORS: Makeshift bouncers u may call them buh unlike the moderators, they don't have the power to issue black cards! Rather suppose 8 demons led u to d Romance section to search 4 nudes, N' then 14 more catapults U to d sexuality section, THEY GO MAKE SURE THEY PUT SAND FOR UR GARRI! Aswell as ensure u log out a Saint!

3. THE WOOERs: Ordinarily these dudes may nt stand a gal in reality buh tlk of making a fuss of every lady dat posts anything n' instantly checking her d.p, then u are in the ryt place! Thanks to MTN who makes sure they comfortably woo ladies in d comfort of their rooms n Phones by giving them 10MB for every #100 recharge!

4. THE SELF-SERVICERS: All romancelanders hu visit the sexuality section belong to this category! Show me a regular visitor of the sexuality section who doesn't self-service n' I will show a prostitute who is a virgin!

5. THE AJIBOTAs: Mainly the ladies. Dem dey always form lyk say dem no dey shit or even mess! I always took them as well educated peepz goin by their English Diction and composure until I saw one write "I can't give my boyfriend my slippers n' use my naked foot and go home, pomp and play".

6. THE IMPERSONATORs: They impregnant a girl and tells us "My cousin impregnated this girl...... They straf a housemaid and tells us "There is this my good friend that slept wit a housemaid....... They 're faced wit various problems and they tell us "Pls ur advice is needed, my younger brother......... HABA Y una too dey lie like this?

7. THE e-VIRGINs: Since they signed up for Nairaland in 1856 they were virgins! Evn till this 2015 they still tell us they are virgins. Kiloshele! Una neva marry? Abi una b wood? Ahdonbilivit!

8. THE PARTY FREAKs: Obama sneezes, they call for an online party to honour the sneeze. Maheeda visits a monastry and they tell u to get ur own couple ready for the e-party tonight! Obviously this is a symptom of Boredom!

9. THE S.A.N: Ndi Smokers Association of Nairaland kwenu!!! Put up a post abt depression n' they suggest Marijuana to u! Tell them u 'r heart broken n they offer u a free sip of orijin! Its all abt WEEDING!

10. THE SPACE-BOOKERs: I am an honourable member of dis prestigious Association! We book spaces in irresponsible posts only 2 comment later after d second coming of Jesus christ! So for ur Space-bookings, Land acquisitions n Sales et cetera contact our Presido @ Elzends!

Lol@ no 6

The low self esteem Crew

The Azz licking Crew

The Uneducated Crew

Can't read and write Crew

Et etal...


*cant deal*

Were do i belong?

Lol! Let me book another jst in case

And u created a thread!

Not. All self service pleasee,
Thank u

falconey:
warris dis?

my plot of land

mirexxx:
And u created a thread!

Meaning?

Lmao
The Trolls n those that are here jes to Catch fun, like me

cally3D:
Meaning?

you should mind your business and not quote me unnecessarily

oh u forgot to add

11) The haters


12) The "how do I look" group


13) The depressed ....etc....etc

mirexxx:
you should mind your business and not quote me unnecessarily

Seen! Get a life okay?

I don't belong to any of the above categories you listed out.

cally3D:
Meaning?

just ignore her.....she has been acting like a b*tch that she is

useless thread!

Jez in case.......

KiidaACE:
Not. All self service pleasee,
Thank u

I know your type.

cally3D:
Seen! Get a life okay?

hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio




u expecting a reply??
Lol i was kidding lil boy! goodnyt

Those that wrongly accuse others like one mgbeke who called me a fool today for no reason

She is even viewing this thread this moment

alberto2k so in group 9.

Nneka123:
useless thread!

Just like you

Why did you insult me for no reason. I thought anyi wu ejima

missclasssy:
Those that wrongly accuse others like one mgbeke who called me a fool today for no reason

She is even viewing this thread this moment

I think I can guess the b*tch u talking bout

mizkeleke:
alberto2k so in group 9.

Romanciella:
I think I can guess the b*tch u talking bout

Guess please

Romanciella:
just ignore her.....she has been acting like a b*tch that she is

Lol
go curse others who abused your silly thread!
old cargo!