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brilliant boy. Abeg ansa am like that for waec or gce

Eve0000:
I no blame d student jawe

Hello beautiful
If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

hilarious indeed

Is this not better than answering 'french is not my father's language' in junior common entrance still score a credit pass in junior school certificate otherwise called 'junior waec'?

Dis iz actually small...where I served, asked ss1 studentz to state the law of thermodynamics in exam..
One of them wrote Enuqu state, imo, abia, niqht mile as d answer..
Was so pained cos dis was wat I revised with them be4 examz..

Let moi stop here cos their list of hilariouz answerz can build a nuclear bomb.
Oh well...God hlp uz all

Come to think of it, the answers aren't so bad. The only problem is that the student couldn't express himself/herself properly.
My mum is a government school teacher. Trust me when I say I've seen worse!

Until something is done about the quality of education in the country, things like this will be on the rise. The student could actually spell passably; I've marked worse scripts.

LWKM... If u tell pikin make he go read, him claim say nah movie sure pass

Op why are u beefing the girl? Aside from the ones she did not complete, she is correct.

who is nigeria former president? (a)allison madueke (b)ngozi okonjohn iwe alarm (c)goatluck ebola (d)sheepopotamus pej Jonathan , the question carry 12mark each

justi4jesu:
Brilliant Chap Atleast her paper wasn't submitted empty na.

that's what we call "Oko iwe kun" back in the days

Obadar:
Dis iz actually small...where I served, asked ss1 studentz to state the law of thermodynamics in exam..
One of them wrote Enuqu state, imo, abia, niqht mile as d answer..
Was so pained cos dis was wat I revised with them be4 examz..

Let moi stop here cos their list of hilariouz answerz can build a nuclear bomb.
Oh well...God hlp uz all

...but the way you write is not very far from a nuclear bomb.

I swear am not suprised,i dont how some students get promoted...Agric sc which use to be the simplest

quicyvictor:
My sister showed me this answer script.

A script belonging to a SS1 student of a private school in Lagos. (name withheld)
pics attached



Section B


A. Explain the following and give two examples each of the crops

a
Root crops:- Root crops can be define as the root of the crops that produce something e.g. Tree, rubber

b
Vegetable crop:- Vegetable crop it the one that produce the vegetable crop. e.g green vegetable, soko vegetable

c
Latex crop:- latex crop can be define at the latex that are in the crop e.g

d
Oil:- oil can be define as the oil that came from the ground e.g vegetable oil


2
What is enzymes:- Enzymes can be define as the enzymen from the

2b
State five characteristics of an enzymes
- maintain constant size of an animal
- provide good taste in the food
- increase the effectiveness of digestion
- provide good for an individual
- substance turns bright red when warmed with sudan

future leader

Ishilove:
This one is small. When i was serving in Ondo state, I asked

Question: What Is Heat Period In Animals?

The Student Answered: Heat Period is when male and woman come together for joiking.

in Wasimi?

A good thing the student's name isn't there. Someone did it last time and i insulted him to coma.

justi4jesu:
Brilliant Chap Atleast her paper wasn't submitted empty na.

She better submit an empty sheet than write this crap.

No plot of land hia for sale?

I once asked a Jamb Class Student that how do we get coconut, she answered, '"we pull it out of the ground ". That is what education is today.

Ishilove:
This one is small. When i was serving in Ondo state, I asked

Question: What Is Heat Period In Animals?

The Student Answered: Heat Period is when male and woman come together for joiking.

His name is Tayo Olaifa. I gave him 15 boxes to ship to Nigeria from the Uk last year may. I am yet to receive my boxes and he does not pick my calls or reply my emails. I need help in catching this criminal

His/Her answers came from the question itself and that's where answers should come from. #Passed

umarc19:
She better submit an empty sheet than write this crap.

No she's got something upstairs but don't know how to put it down in writing.

TEACHER STOP TEACHING THESE KIDS RUBBISH. RATHER THAN LAUGH AT THEM, TRY AND MAKE YOUR LESSONS UNDERSTANDABLE.

oadaji:
His name is Tayo Olaifa. I gave him 15 boxes to ship to Nigeria from the Uk last year may. I am yet to receive my boxes and he does not pick my calls or reply my emails. I need help in catching this criminal

One chance. Go to the police station.

What type of rubbish is this?? This is not a student, later this person will want to run for senate or presidency. Then we'll start wondering wat the problem of nigeria is

vizkiz:
later, somebody like this will come in the future saying "I want to run for the president"
And you that haven't written anything in your script will start blaming God for being so wicked to you

By the way, something funny just came to my mind now....
Since they have been shouting you youths are the Leaders of tomorrow, we never see any youth for the top..abeg watin happen

I don't really know why, but I'm suspecting you and this your comment.
Talk true, are you or are you related to FFK or Fayose......just talk true....I won't report you

quicyvictor:
My sister showed me this answer script.

A script belonging to a SS1 student of a private school in Lagos. (name withheld)
pics attached



Section B


A. Explain the following and give two examples each of the crops

a
Root crops:- Root crops can be define as the root of the crops that produce something e.g. Tree, rubber

b
Vegetable crop:- Vegetable crop it the one that produce the vegetable crop. e.g green vegetable, soko vegetable

c
Latex crop:- latex crop can be define at the latex that are in the crop e.g

d
Oil:- oil can be define as the oil that came from the ground e.g vegetable oil


2
What is enzymes:- Enzymes can be define as the enzymen from the

2b
State five characteristics of an enzymes
- maintain constant size of an animal
- provide good taste in the food
- increase the effectiveness of digestion
- provide good for an individual
- substance turns bright red when warmed with sudan

i bow for dis Ur sister.. she e need private tutor..asap

A secondary school senior student was asked, "what is fashion may change?" And the student replied, "fashion may change is from Coat to Jumper and from Jumper to Coat".

smemud:
brilliant boy. Abeg ansa am like that for waec or gce

That must be a girl... *thinking nollywood* and writing agric.

The person too know book....

Food for thought!! What would Patience's answers have been to those questions? And she has been first lady of a certain african nation....

slap1:
...but the way you write is not very far from a nuclear bomb.

Its not like that naa.. He was also affected by the poor quality of education in the country