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This is serious

prettyjo:
then stop seeking for an advice

bae i wasnt seeking advice, read my post very well, even if i was seeking urs were conditions. try and know the difference. thanks bae.

fhranciz:
Hi there fellow NL,

I could not help but laugh as I have been thinking of what my girlfriend just told me.
Well she just got a new job, which onw keeps her occupied, so she just told me that we would only have sex once in two weeks. I tot in my head r u the only girl who just got a job, although I didn't say anything but laugh it out.

So fellow NL what would ur reaction be if ur girlfriend or wife fixes a timetable for sex, and ladies can you fix a time table for sex for ur man.

Your girl friend ...FORNICATOR!! better repent or else demons go use ur prick hang u for hell faya.

Auxigen:
Your girl friend ...FORNICATOR!! better repent or else demons go use ur prick hang u for hell faya.

thank you bros, atleast na pple dey go am.

bloody hypocrite

nikkiehan:
u beta go fenk her na gf she be o nt yet ur wife o. dis thing no be food nah, twice in a week is too much sef.

Hi beautiful, kindly correct the mistake in ur signature. 'Its beta to be "hated" not "hate"...

Thanks

fhranciz:
thank you bros, atleast na pple dey go am.

bloody hypocrite

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fhranciz:
thank you bros, atleast na pple dey go am.

bloody hypocrite

ur babe might live u for another guy at her work place ,so step bro or ur babe is gone for ever,u never hear office romance nil,guys aint smiling dude.

jayedu108:
ur babe might live u for another guy at her work place ,so step bro or ur babe is gone for ever,u never hear office romance nil,guys aint smiling dude.

hahahaha, i aint tripping bro.

Fools Everwhere

I hope you guys also have a time table for giving her money.

Like she is not enjoying the sex or she is seeing someone, either way try not bleeping her for a month if she doesn't complain then she is seeing someone else

[color=#006600][/color] Mtchew! We shud start cryin' abi.. Dude u funny..

fhranciz:
i am respecting her decision, its just funny cos i have been hearing about sex timetable and am now experiencing it for real.

to me its dumb. She shouldn't set a timetable. Even if they end up having sex one in a month its okay but the moment she states it in clear terms it becomes bad .

Op should talk sense into his gf

oluamid:
I hope you guys also have a time table for giving her money.

hahahahaha

Toktee:
i fucck three times a week,atleast,what do you mean,how many times do u do it in a week,dnt lie dear

I smell lies

If na me two months I no go touch am (side chick things) na she go ask if I am cheating on her

Ucheosefoh:
If na me two months I no go touch am (side chick things) na she go ask if I am cheating on her

ur head dey there joor.....
i was wondering when someone would see things from my angle..

Auxigen:
Your girl friend ...FORNICATOR!! better repent or else demons go use ur prick hang u for hell faya.

you also need to repent, for using such abusive words!

Eniqurl:
This is serious

precautionary measure

fhranciz:
thank you bros, atleast na pple dey go am.

bloody hypocrite

my boy he is telling u d truth.

Na so it dey start oo, before you know it na once in 6 months. Next she go friendzone you.

A beg no agree to that.

She could just give it whenever she feel like it, but a timetable? Isn't that boring?

rokiatu:
She could just give it whenever she feel like it, but a timetable? Isn't that boring?

U r a lady, u know better. Thanks dear

kelvin100:
Na so it dey start oo, before you know it na once in 6 months. Next she go friendzone you.

A beg no agree to that.

FriendZone after I don chop for like a year. I can't be friendzoned brother

dharay99:
wait, so are u saying twice in a week neva do u.?

Hmmm.....u are going places mahn.

once in 2 weeks not twice in a week bro

[quote author=Maximus17 post=32468807]precautionary measure [\quote]

fhranciz:
Hi there fellow NL,

I could not help but laugh as I have been thinking of what my girlfriend just told me.
Well she just got a new job, which onw keeps her occupied, so she just told me that we would only have sex once in two weeks. I tot in my head r u the only girl who just got a job, although I didn't say anything but laugh it out.

So fellow NL what would ur reaction be if ur girlfriend or wife fixes a timetable for sex, and ladies can you fix a time table for sex for ur man.

Dude relax.
Evry dogs gat his own day.
Your time dey come...
And when it comes na 1nce in 1 month.
I doubt you'll b able to comport sha.

BTW, I DESPISE how we make it look like females are helping males when they both have sex. Dts what a sex time table implies.

Like they are doing males some good, when Infact u both are enjoying d act.

fhranciz:
Hi there fellow NL,

I could not help but laugh as I have been thinking of what my girlfriend just told me.
Well she just got a new job, which onw keeps her occupied, so she just told me that we would only have sex once in two weeks. I tot in my head r u the only girl who just got a job, although I didn't say anything but laugh it out.

So fellow NL what would ur reaction be if ur girlfriend or wife fixes a timetable for sex, and ladies can you fix a time table for sex for ur man.

As far as I'm concerned, it wasn't necessary for the lady to state what she stated.

Did she say she'll be seeing you only once in two weeks or it's just sex that will now be happening every fortnight?

Is it that her work will be taking most of her time or she just feels she needs to cut down intimacy with the boyfriend?

If her work won't be giving her chance to see the bf regularly, I'm sure the dude will also know about this and will definitely understand they need to reduce the fun

The summary is: That statement was not necessary at all. There might be more to it...

For wetin na. I no gree

nikkiehan:
u beta go fenk her na gf she be o nt yet ur wife o. dis thing no be food nah, twice in a week is too much sef.

Twice a week too much?

Me and you no fit stay o............

I Bleep almost 3 times per day ATLEAST 2.........

Olutola88:
As far as I'm concerned, it wasn't necessary for the lady to state what she stated.

Did she say she'll be seeing you only once in two weeks or it's just sex that will now be happening every fortnight?

Is it that her work will be taking most of her time or she just feels she needs to cut down intimacy with the boyfriend?

If her work won't be giving her chance to see the bf regularly, I'm sure the dude will also know about this and will definitely understand they need to reduce the fun

The summary is: That statement was not necessary at all. There might be more to it...

There is nothong more to it, those were her exact words. Got me laughing out