₦airaland Forum

I am happy that the President - elect practise intensive husbandry. He shouldd teach it to his Fulani brothers cos those people have become the problem of this country.

@ least we know his specialization.. what of the profound zoologist who knows next to nothing about this country governance even after 16 years of ruling.

I'm sure these lean cows would be fattened by 2019

Those Cows look damm hungry!!

bjdon:
Those Cows look damm hungry!!

A bad foreboding...

Why Buy Used Laptops when you can get a new one for the same price as a used one?

I hope while being kicked out of office in 2019, Great Grand Pa Certificateless Buhari would declare his assets to be maybe 250 cows. Else........

SirShymexx:
So, naij's own Abraham Lincoln doubles up as a cow-jockey, no?

A fulani and his cow is the African version of an Arab and his camel - just different skin tone.

And both are joined in Islam by the great Allah via his prophet.

Alhamdulillah to all my akhis!

Allah, the god of war??

From Zoologist to fulani herdsman, a tale of Nigeria!

Okay next

blackjack21:
And PRESIDENTIAL.
You can only dream of being on the same level with those cows.









13:49:42
Tue, Apr 14, 2015

funny

He

They look malnourished

They no gree fat like the owner

But hey,they are part of the first family. Presidential cows

barcanista:
So Mr Buhari de suck him cows dem breasts?

Some people are sick.

Am.glad His Excellently is a farmer. It means good times are here for the farmers of this country

Cow be like owner.

He said 150 cows... Nah only 7 malnutritous cow I see in the picture

LMAyedun:
Last year, it was reported that Gen. Buhari while declaring his assets claimed he has approximately 150 cows. This was initially used by some to ridicule him claiming it was mere propaganda for pity and that he was probably richer. Well, he has gone on to win the Nigerian Presidential elections and here is a look at those cows.

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/04/photos-heres-glimpse-at-famous-cows.html?m=1

Abeg make una count the cows o, dont want them to multiple into thousands of fat buffalo-looking cows and fill up all that empty land behind him in the next 4yrs o...

MizMyColi:
Why are these folks making mockery of GMB?

These cows look so sickly and malnourished and you know he looks the same way too.
Well, fill in the dots....

U are very smart and observant

PointB:
By the way, I thought they say this semi-illiterate had up to 150 cows!

Did he exaggerate or he doesn't know how to count? I can see less than 20 cows despite the best effort of the photographer to make the cows appear more than they are!

It is semi-literate!

lol that na 150 votes from those cows

SAI BABA don dey use style declare assets be that o

At least they are cows...not oil blocks ...

PassingShot:
See children of anger and frustration!

Fam, open ya eyes and brain cells and stop grouping my handle with blinkered souls, you loutish paid hack.

You think spamming everywhere with useless epistles and screaming APC like a lunatic is what actually makes you an agent of change, and part of those who saw GEJ losing the election before it was conducted? You lousy and vacuous NL riff raff crack me up.

FOH, if you can't take a joke and keep my handle off your useless fingers, effing bum.

blackjack21:
Presidential cows.

They be like- "Aso rock, here we come.



Se.un, l.alasticlacla. Fp please.





13:44:06
Tue, Apr 14, 2015

LMAO.....no just let the president see this comment else

They look malnourished though

mtchris:
Allah, the god of war??

are you a Christian? If you are, have you gone through a great portion of the old testament? Come on dude!

Keneking:
Sai Buhari

1. Lagos price for this kind of cows is N70K * 150 cows =N10,500,000

2. How do I donate one to this farm?

3. At least this one has something doing before re-entering government again..

4. Jonathan should show us how he intends to retire for now. Beyond going to gym, church, church parties, funerals and eating at Otuoke or anywhere he relocates as from May 29

Typical weekly schedule of the outgoing Nigerian president - IMO -

Monday: 9am - 6pm: Eat Kola, read newspapers & radio, call Wike, Fayose, Obanikoro, Dokubo etc, eat dinner
Tuesday: repeat same
Wednesday: mid-week gym, mid-week service, mid-week get-together with defeated PDP members, mid-week wines, eat dinner
Thursday: repeat Tuesday...attend functions (courts - marriage or tribunal)
Friday: End of week sessions (funerals, investitures, gyms), entertainment
Saturday: get-together with families and pastors
Sunday: Fellowship and rest

Benefits of Cow:

1. Cow urine and waste are very good for killing bacterias.

2. If a man consumes milk from one cow (Without mixing 2 or more cow milk), he becomes very strong in immune system against diseases.

3. Spending more time with cow with love and affection and utmost care gives one occult powers (Siddhis: refer India)

4. Inhaling Cow breath coming out, cures asthma, eye diseases, tooth problems, skin diseases.

5. The cows milk after delivery of calf if processed becomes semi solid like pudding. This if consumed cures Ulcer.

6. Of course, beef for protein

Sai Buhari...this is wise choice investment



cc: lalasticlala...e don happen

each of the cows in the first picture is nothing less than 150k as of today,the one in the second picture is not less than 110k,get it right

Only in Nigeria. A man who was a petroleum minister and head of state has only 150 cows and 1 million naira and some people are mocking him but if they. See big mansions all over the country they will start shouting our money our money.