Keneking:
Sai Buhari

1. Lagos price for this kind of cows is N70K * 150 cows =N10,500,000

2. How do I donate one to this farm?

3. At least this one has something doing before re-entering government again..

4. Jonathan should show us how he intends to retire for now. Beyond going to gym, church, church parties, funerals and eating at Otuoke or anywhere he relocates as from May 29

Typical weekly schedule of the outgoing Nigerian president - IMO -

Monday: 9am - 6pm: Eat Kola, read newspapers & radio, call Wike, Fayose, Obanikoro, Dokubo etc, eat dinner
Tuesday: repeat same
Wednesday: mid-week gym, mid-week service, mid-week get-together with defeated PDP members, mid-week wines, eat dinner
Thursday: repeat Tuesday...attend functions (courts - marriage or tribunal)
Friday: End of week sessions (funerals, investitures, gyms), entertainment
Saturday: get-together with families and pastors
Sunday: Fellowship and rest

Benefits of Cow:

1. Cow urine and waste are very good for killing bacterias.

2. If a man consumes milk from one cow (Without mixing 2 or more cow milk), he becomes very strong in immune system against diseases.

3. Spending more time with cow with love and affection and utmost care gives one occult powers (Siddhis: refer India)

4. Inhaling Cow breath coming out, cures asthma, eye diseases, tooth problems, skin diseases.

5. The cows milk after delivery of calf if processed becomes semi solid like pudding. This if consumed cures Ulcer.

6. Of course, beef for protein

Sai Buhari...this is wise choice investment



cc: lalasticlala...e don happen

a man who cannot feed mere 150 cows, for 30 yrs !!, is a an ECONOMIC RETARDEEN and he wants manage the largest economy in Africa which he has not contributed to its growth over the years, economic disaster loading but not for me and my family

okotv:
Barcanista....you can lie o. You that have been saying things against APC that I never thought you would. When next I see those quotes, I would remind you though

Saying things against APC does not equate to "bitterness or hate". The question is, did I say false things against APC? If yes, show me.

barcanista:
Saying things against APC does not equate to "bitterness or hate". The question is, did I say false things against APC? If yes, show me.

I will show you

SirShymexx:
So, naij's own Abraham Lincoln doubles up as a cow-jockey, no?

A fulani and his cow is the African version of an Arab and his camel - just different skin tone.

And both are joined in Islam by the great Allah via his prophet.

Alhamdulillah to all my akhis!

Bro, I am proud. You speak good English.
Salam alaykum.

PointB:



Buhari's cows should graze in Duara, my farmland will not be grazing field for Buhari's sickly looking cows! Besides, I hate cows!!

but love meat

Lol i really miss the derailing crew. So you guys are back abi?

PointB:



Buhari's cows should graze in Duara, my farmland will not be grazing field for Buhari's sickly looking cows! Besides, I hate cows!!

You hate Cows?



He hates cows! Moo



Mtttcheeewwww. Chew Chew Chew.

Is bidding farewell to the peeps that stood by you for years wrong?

PointB:
The guy can barely feed his cows, I hope this is not a glimpse of what is to come!


The omen is bad!

God help nigeria. I hope the barren cows will not reproduce n show us productivity. This picture says a lot n am afraid. But fortunately, I am a bit happy when I see tinubu and his men behind this cowman. Hoping his kinsmen will allow tinubu n his men have a free hand to deploy their genius in making Nigerians happy.

PointB:
Na wa o,

A man who should be busy with his transition team is here admiring severely malnourished cows? Are these sickly animals his transition team?
Is this the kind of change Nigerians asked for? Looks like he doesn't know what he in for!

This is a very poor start!

Honestly, you dazzle me! So seeing this photo now means it was taken this afternoon?!

PointB:
Na wa o,

A man who should be busy with his transition team is here admiring severely malnourished cows? Are these sickly animals his transition team?
Is this the kind of change Nigerians asked for? Looks like he doesn't know what he in for!

This is a very poor start!

So for winning the election, he should abandon his farm. I love this man for this.

barcanista:
So Mr Buhari de suck him cows dem breasts?

Barcanista was ur account hacked I mean it doesn't look like You r d author of all dem posts I jus read above...its toooooo PETTY na...u r bigger than these

ehie:
no mind them bad belle people

I no knw why these people dey hate Baba still. Whether they like it or not Baba is the president-elect and come may 29th he will be sworn in.

PointB:
Na wa o,

A man who should be busy with his transition team is here admiring severely malnourished cows? Are these sickly animals his transition team?
Is this the kind of change Nigerians asked for? Looks like he doesn't know what he in for!

This is a very poor start!

Who told you, he is not doing that? Pls be informed.

i guess they will also have their apartment @aso rock...

Sweetguy25:
The cows can't even stand seeing the bigot.

He even segregated the cattle, female on one side and males on the other side. Na to wear hijab remain.

stooge of a jonathanian order

Sweetguy25:
The cows can't even stand seeing the bigot.

He even segregated the cattle, female on one side and males on the other side. Na to wear hijab remain.

stooge of a jonathanian order

cow? He will feed us wella

MizMyColi:
Why are these folks making mockery of GMB?
These cows look so sickly and malnourished and you know he looks the same way too.


Well, fill in the dots....

Why are you insulting the man? Has he done any thing to you to warrant this
this is not typical of you

tit:
hunger wan finish this cows.
this is what will happen to Nigeria.

do you remember the story of yusuf the dreamer?
how he see three hungry cows in his dream?

God has just shown Nigeria vision.
Buhari is going to turn Nigeria into hungry cow.

The only thing is that the cow is not up to 36!
like somebody say, they are about 20.
I suspect that all APC state will be turned to hungry cow!

(Allah, please let it not be that the other states died of hunger!)

educated illitrate

PointB:


No please I don't expect him to line up the cows, I'm as stu/pid as you sir!

But even a 2 year child will tell that the sick looking cows in the picture are not even up to 20, despite the best effort of the photographer! Where are the remaining over 130 cows? Did Buhari lie about the number of cows he has, as he lied about the where-about of his certificate? What other lies have buhari told?

Mumu, even a normal fulani man has up to 50 cows roaming the street. If u wanna hate, hate well. Take it or leave it, he's now ur president and if ure not comfortable with it..deport to congo

omenka:
Ignore that one. We all know his Achilles hills. Dude poor as fvck, going round begging for favours and "protection", and when neither was forth coming, decided to switch lanes cos he was promised a position of "aide to a minister". Right now, his only chance lies with FFK, albeit in kirikiri Maximum.

I got all the evidence but Nairaland rules wouldn't allow me post some things.

Just ask him about "protection" and "skype" and see him retract into his cocoon like a snail tapped by a needle.

protection n skype Na wa for barca. Somebody once said he lost his sense after switching lane, I think dts nt far frm being real. Sore loser ni bobo yen mehn.

PointB:
Na wa o,

A man who should be busy with his transition team is here admiring severely malnourished cows? Are these sickly animals his transition team?
Is this the kind of change Nigerians asked for? Looks like he doesn't know what he in for!

This is a very poor start!

what a funny guy... do u think its when u read the whole Dictionary before u can speak or write good English ? no.. .. not until u stored the whole mathematical symbols of hand before u become professor in mathematics...... Nigeria problems goes beyond sitting or busy with any transition team...... we all knows that our refineries is in bad condition, insecurity , power failure , etc.. my brother busy or sitting indoor all the time may not solve the issues.. he can still improved all the aforementioned "wahalas " on the go.......

barcanista:
That's true. I can see his supporters weeping. Well, I'm waiting for him to resume work.

barcanista, omenka said I shld ask u abt "protection and skype"

barcanista:
That's true. I can see his supporters weeping. Well, I'm waiting for him to resume work.

barcanista, omenka said I shld ask u abt "protection and skype"

PointB:
Na wa o,

A man who should be busy with his transition team is here admiring severely malnourished cows? Are these sickly animals his transition team?
Is this the kind of change Nigerians asked for? Looks like he doesn't know what he in for!

This is a very poor start!

haters must hate. Go get a life your hatred isn't gonna change a thing. Hold your accusations till your otuke man handed power to him.

barcanista:
So Mr Buhari de suck him cows dem breasts?

Why are you mooing like a frustrated cow

[quote author=Angoni post=32713359]The animals are obviously thin, not well taken care off. This old fool should be arrested for animal abuse! And why are they all keenly looking at the behind of the female one?[/quote
because your father is busy banging the female ones.

tecmon:

a man who cannot feed mere 150 cows, for 30 yrs !!, is a an ECONOMIC RETARDEEN and he wants manage the largest economy in Africa which he has not contributed to its growth over the years, economic disaster loading but not for me and my family

economic disaster different from what we are experiencing? Dude he is your president, learn to live with that or go hang yourself.

PointB:



hehhehe, it has be belong to the president-elect!

Sickly looking president, with sickly looking cows! A match made in Duara!

post us the picture of your healthy looking father and lets compare the two...... A_ss hole

PointB:
Na wa o,

A man who should be busy with his transition team is here admiring severely malnourished cows? Are these sickly animals his transition team?
Is this the kind of change Nigerians asked for? Looks like he doesn't know what he in for!

This is a very poor start!

bro, u sound pained wh na?

PointB:


Me I have resume work already!

We shall keep his ar/se on fire and demand performance in every area, including the way he walk, talk, and carry himself! Everything must properly be scrutinized, we wont give room for complacency!

The semi-literate, Buhari, must perform in every facet, excuses will not be tolerated!

and who are you by the way? Minority pigs..The almajiris doesn't give a dime about what rubbish you post here cos their pvc's will multiply in millions before the next elections .... Hahahha Almajiri's till 2023