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For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by rudebouy: 10:44pm On Apr 16, 2015
Am annoying attracted to big boobs, and I get easily turned on just by d sight of it. D way I lust afta dose oranges scares d hell out of me sometimes. Day are so fvcking irresistible. My love for big boobs is like an alter ego - I just cant explain it.

Am thinking of getting married in a year or two, and am scared dat I will most likely cheat on my wife with someone with bigger boobs, cos all d wifeable girls around me have small boobs. I can only date someone I can reason with, love her personality, someone who's teachable and someone I enjoy her company, but it seems d boobs part which I've been surpressing for some years now is becoming indispensable.

For example, I was at a friend's shop and I was just staring at her boobs cos she has added a lot of weight and I cdnt just take my eyes off them. I had to tell her dat her cowbell milk satchets are so inviting. She almost slapped me. I was watching the Wendy show on BET TV and began to wish I was her husband. I began to wish I cd find a beautiful woman with such a wonderful personality and brains and with such perfect boobs. Now I hardly watch her shows becos her boobs will be distracting me. Men! Its dat bad.

So I wanna ask the truthful married men in the house whose wifes have big boobs, two funny questions:

1. Was ur wife's boobs one of d tins or d main tin dat attracted to her?

2. Do you still find ur wife's boobs attractive (afta childbirth and all)?

I know dis sounds kinda awful but I wd really appreciate sincere answers. U just mite help someone avoid marrying the wrong person. Rite now am seriously considering marrying a woman with big boobs in addition to the other qualities I mentioned above.

Call it a silly thread, but am not kidding here.

Thanks in advance.

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Beesluv: 10:49pm On Apr 16, 2015
Hmmm

I think cossy orjiako is still single

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by SirShymexx: 10:53pm On Apr 16, 2015
Lmao. grin

Let me help you.




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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by CountDracula(m): 10:57pm On Apr 16, 2015
Lol. Pervert!
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by braintext(m): 10:57pm On Apr 16, 2015
The poster above me is Stupid

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Stillfire: 11:01pm On Apr 16, 2015
Am thinking of getting married in a year or two, and am scared dat I will most likely cheat on my wife with someone with bigger boobs, cos all d wifeable girls around me have small boobs. I can only date someone I can reason with, love her personality, someone who's teachable and someone I enjoy her company, but it seems d boobs part which I've been surpressing for some years now is becoming indispensable.

Lmao!
This username sounds familiar.

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Braaad: 11:02pm On Apr 16, 2015
..."you love big boobs," thats no news my dear...we all do. But when you get married to that "big boobs" and you get to see it everyday, whalai, you you will get tired of it. what used to be irresistable will no longer be appealing. they will become to you like a bag of muscles.
now to answer your questions,
1. no
2.yes

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by MMotimo: 11:05pm On Apr 16, 2015
My wife's proportions are moderate but speaking on behalf of men whose wives have big boobs; after children-

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall" wink That's just nature

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by bennyrazz: 11:18pm On Apr 16, 2015
I hope you don't find the boobs that will suffocate you cheesy Between later as you sojourn in life, you will discover that too much of everything is bad be it over boobs, over hips, over back because when they grow old the sight can be somehow gory except if God gives you the grace to love the woman for who she is rather than for what her body looks like

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by TV01(m): 11:21pm On Apr 16, 2015
rudebouy:
Am annoying attracted to big boobs, and I get easily turned on just by d sight of it. D way I lust afta dose oranges scares d hell out of me sometimes. Day are so fvcking irresistible. My love for big boobs is like an alter ego - I just cant explain it.

Am thinking of getting married in a year or two, and am scared dat I will most likely cheat on my wife with someone with bigger boobs, cos all d wifeable girls around me have small boobs. I can only date someone I can reason with, love her personality, someone who's teachable and someone I enjoy her company, but it seems d boobs part which I've been surpressing for some years now is becoming indispensable.

For example, I was at a friend's shop and I was just staring at her boobs cos she has added a lot of weight and I cdnt just take my eyes off them. I had to tell her dat her cowbell milk satchets are so inviting. She almost slapped me. I was watching the Wendy show on BET TV and began to wish I was her husband. I began to wish I cd find a beautiful woman with such a wonderful personality and brains and with such perfect boobs. Now I hardly watch her shows becos her boobs will be distracting me. Men! Its dat bad.

So I wanna ask the truthful married men in the house whose wifes have big boobs, two funny questions:

1. Was ur wife's boobs one of d tins or d main tin dat attracted to her?

2. Do you still find ur wife's boobs attractive (afta childbirth and all)?

I know dis sounds kinda awful but I wd really appreciate sincere answers. U just mite help someone avoid marrying the wrong person. Rite now am seriously considering marrying a woman with big boobs in addition to the other qualities I mentioned above.

Call it a silly thread, but am not kidding here.

Thanks in advance.

I wasn't planning on posting this evening, but had to rush in to drop a few lines before the urinal destroyers arrived to browbeat or shame you into questioning or going against your natural inclinations.

Firstly - you dey craze? A well set rack is important to you and you don't already consider it a "quality". Let me tell you this; if you do marry a woman with a decent rack and you don't let her know by constant verbal reference and indiscriminate groping - in addition to dedicated "appreciation slots" - that you find it amongst her foremost qualities you are dulling.

If big b00bs (how quaint) mean a lot to you, don't you by any means choose someone who doesn't have a set that will put your eye out if she executes a right turn to quickly.

There is nothing wrong with you or your desire; if it's marvellous mammaries that you desire, it's the least you deserve for the hard work you are going to put into building a home and providing for your wife and any children you may have. What may I ask is wrong with having something to look forward to at the end of a long hard day at work cheesy?

I am serious, if you marry someone without them, you'll never be satisfied and the risk of straying will be greatly amplified. The only exception is if you meet someone who presents such a compelling case, that her lack of the chest size you would ideally like makes absolutely no difference to your desire to marry her - even then, give it time so that your eyes can clear, just in case.

If you do get what you want, know that there are potential downsides, be sure to mentally consider and fully embrace that possibility. And it might be an idea to carry out some discreet checks lipsrsealed.

To answer your questions; yes & yes cool!


I'm off upstairs grin


TV

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by rudebouy: 11:29pm On Apr 16, 2015
bennyrazz:
I hope you don't find the boobs that will suffocate you cheesy Between later as you sojourn in life, you will discover that too much of everything is bad be it over boobs, over hips, over back because when they grow old the sight can be somehow gory except if God gives you the grace to love the woman for who she is rather than for what her body looks like

No! Am not asking for very big boobs like cossy's. No dats embarassing. But yvonne jegede's kind of boobs or anytin slightly smaller dan hers will do. Even yvonne okoro's kind are also perfect. Sometin handy with significant flesh. I dont want watermelons. Oranges are just perfect. Bigger oranges! Excellento!cheesy

The thing is I've been in love with boobs for more dan 15yrs now. Am getting old and my boob-addiction is not reducing at all. I can suck and tease dem all day. Dats why am worried.

The idea of marrying a small-boobed lady and always lusting afta any big boobs I see worries me a lot.

My gf has small boobs and I dont find it attractive at all. I just pretend to like it so she doesnt feel bad abt herself.

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Ewuro4: 11:38pm On Apr 16, 2015
Orange is small na. Abi you mean grapefruit? Everything na bomboy go suck am dry cheesy
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by rudebouy: 11:38pm On Apr 16, 2015
TV01:


I wasn't planning on posting this evening, but had to rush in to drop a few lines before the urinal destroyers arrived to browbeat or shame you into questioning or going against your natural inclinations.

Firstly - you dey craze? A well set rack is important to you and you don't already consider it a "quality". Let me tell you this; if you do marry a woman with a decent rack and you don't let her know by constant verbal reference and indiscriminate groping - in addition to dedication "appreciation slots" - that you find it amongst her foremost qualities you are dulling.

If big b00bs (how quaint) mean a lot to you, don't you by any means choose someone who doesn't have a set that will put your eye out if she executes a right turn to quickly.

There is nothing wrong with you or your desire; if it's marvellous mammaries that you desire, it's the least you deserve for the hard work you are going to put into building a home and providing for your wife and any children you may have. What may I ask is wrong with having something to look forward to at the end of a long hard day at work cheesy?

I am serious, if you marry someone without them, you'll never be satisfied and the risk of straying will be greatly amplified. The only exception is if you meet someone who presents such a compelling case, that her lack of the chest size you would ideally like makes absolutely no difference to your desire to marry her - even then, give it time so that your eyes can clear, just in case.

If you do get what you want, know that there are potential downsides, be sure to mentally consider and fully embrace that possibility. And it might be an idea to carry out some discreet checks lipsrsealed.

To answer your questions; yes & yes cool!


I'm off upstairs grin


TV

A million thanks to you my broda for the encouragement. I rily appreciate. Men! Dose boobs are so indispensable!

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by rudebouy: 11:42pm On Apr 16, 2015
Ewuro4:
Orange is small na. Abi you mean grapefruit? Everything na bomboy go suck am dry cheesy

Der are big sized oranges na. Grape fruit is okay as well. cheesy It just has to be something wholesome, not like lime or udara.

Sometimes I wonda wot d media finds attractive in chics like angelina jolie, madona, etc. I mean dis are boobless women so long as am concerned. Well, one man's tozo is anoda man's bonga fish.

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by AfricanApple(f): 11:48pm On Apr 16, 2015
grin grin
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by thexzy(m): 11:55pm On Apr 16, 2015
rudebouy:


My gf has small boobs and I dont find it attractive at all. I just pretend to like it so she doesnt feel bad abt herself.
For your GF'§ Boobs to be BiG is in your hand....Only you can make it More than the present size that it is....you should just know what to do @ this point in time.
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Dheartless: 12:10am On Apr 17, 2015
one mans meat/love, another mans poison/hate.

extreme turn off


well.....all you have to do is get yourself one but make sure you see it without a bra before homing the owner.......thank me later.

cheers.
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Ewuro4: 12:18am On Apr 17, 2015
rudebouy:


Der are big sized oranges na. Grape fruit is okay as well. cheesy It just has to be something wholesome, not like lime or udara.

Sometimes I wonda wot d media finds attractive in chics like angelina jolie, madona, etc. I mean dis are boobless women so long as am concerned. Well, one man's tozo is anoda man's bonga fish.

I guess you're right about big size oranges, Grapefruit is fairly moderate and handful too, you can grab them with your hands without falling off btw your fingers cheesy ( hoping you have big hands, haha) not too big not to small , just right C cup. grin

The aforementioned celebrities are hot in their own unique way..... Whites aren't boob crazy like our Afro men grin I tire for una. NA God I take beg una, don't marry a boobless woman oh.
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by cococandy(f): 4:31am On Apr 17, 2015
grin grin grin grin
TV01:


I wasn't planning on posting this evening, but had to rush in to drop a few lines before the urinal destroyers arrived to browbeat or shame you into questioning or going against your natural inclinations.

Firstly - you dey craze? A well set rack is important to you and you don't already consider it a "quality". Let me tell you this; if you do marry a woman with a decent rack and you don't let her know by constant verbal reference and indiscriminate groping - in addition to dedication "appreciation slots" - that you find it amongst her foremost qualities you are dulling.

If big b00bs (how quaint) mean a lot to you, don't you by any means choose someone who doesn't have a set that will put your eye out if she executes a right turn to quickly.


There is nothing wrong with you or your desire; if it's marvellous mammaries that you desire, it's the least you deserve for the hard work you are going to put into building a home and providing for your wife and any children you may have. What may I ask is wrong with having something to look forward to at the end of a long hard day at work cheesy?

I am serious, if you marry someone without them, you'll never be satisfied and the risk of straying will be greatly amplified. The only exception is if you meet someone who presents such a compelling case, that her lack of the chest size you would ideally like makes absolutely no difference to your desire to marry her - even then, give it time so that your eyes can clear, just in case.

If you do get what you want, know that there are potential downsides, be sure to mentally consider and fully embrace that possibility. And it might be an idea to carry out some discreet checks lipsrsealed.

To answer your questions; yes & yes cool!


I'm off upstairs grin


TV
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by cococandy(f): 4:41am On Apr 17, 2015
Sexual satisfaction is very important in marriage. Pls Go for someone who fits your fantasies.

Hmm I pity your girlfriend sha. You no see her size before falling in love with her? angry

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by DollyParton1(f): 4:49am On Apr 17, 2015
rudebouy:


My gf has small boobs and I dont find it attractive at all. I just pretend to like it so she doesnt feel bad abt herself.
If you feel like this about her bòóbs, for the sake of sanity and all that you hold dear to you, free the girl and go find a bigger bòóbed gurl.

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by pretty050(f): 7:30am On Apr 17, 2015
Op your gf could get bigger with pregnancy/childbirth you know. Just saying sha
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by captcochrane(m): 8:22am On Apr 17, 2015
@OP, that makes the two of us cheesy

Big boobs kiss
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Nobody: 8:28am On Apr 17, 2015
This is bad real bad cheesy.
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Nobody: 8:32am On Apr 17, 2015
rudebouy:


No! Am not asking for very big boobs like cossy's. No dats embarassing. But yvonne jegede's kind of boobs or anytin slightly smaller dan hers will do. Even yvonne okoro's kind are also perfect. Sometin handy with significant flesh. I dont want watermelons. Oranges are just perfect. Bigger oranges! Excellento!cheesy

The thing is I've been in love with boobs for more dan 15yrs now. Am getting old and my boob-addiction is not reducing at all. I can suck and tease dem all day. Dats why am worried.

The idea of marrying a small-boobed lady and always lusting afta any big boobs I see worries me a lot.

My gf has small boobs and I dont find it attractive at all. I just pretend to like it so she doesnt feel bad abt herself.

This does not look like an addiction it feels like YOU. Go for it.
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by edwife(f): 8:59am On Apr 17, 2015
pretty050:
Op your gf could get bigger with pregnancy/childbirth you know. Just saying sha

Exactly!Some women get bigger after childbirth,so Op your girlfriend might just be on that side. And just for the record, not everybody with big boobs go saggy after childbirth,it depends on how you take care of your body. smiley
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by rudebouy: 9:00am On Apr 17, 2015
thexzy:
For your GF'§ Boobs to be BiG is in your hand....Only you can make it More than the present size that it is....you should just know what to do @ this point in time.

Bros, to d best of my knowledge its mainly plastic surgery dat increases boobs size. General body weight increase also does but not in all cases.

If der is anoda way u know without side effects pls I wd love to hear it? Wot did u mean by its in my hands?

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by rudebouy: 9:06am On Apr 17, 2015
cococandy:


You no see her size before falling in love with her? angry

Well, I first fell in love with her person. And at dat time sex was not in d picture. We just enjoyed each oda's company. I didnt rily toast her. We just started dating. Den chemistry came in.

Besides, I wanted to date a lady for who she was and not for the size of her boobs. But it turns out dat dat boobs size is so indispensable.

Hope u undastand?
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by rudebouy: 9:13am On Apr 17, 2015
edwife:


And just for the record, not everybody with big boobs go saggy after childbirth,it depends on how you take care of your body. smiley

Thanks for the encouragement. Saggy boobs also scare me.
Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by Nobody: 9:44am On Apr 17, 2015
All these romance section kiddults have invaded famiy section. cheesy

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by SirShymexx: 9:46am On Apr 17, 2015
DollyParton1:

If you feel like this about her bòóbs, for the sake of sanity and all that you hold dear to you, free the girl and go find a bigger bòóbed gurl.

Lol.

What happens if he goes after chics with humongous ti.ts, and every time he gets one - they never look the same way they look after the packaging with wonder bra comes off? Ain't that biitch? grin

Big ti.ts are decent...and more time, they're good at looking at especially when they're covered up and enhanced with all kinds of things. However, once they're laid bare - most of them won't make it on these skreets. grin

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Re: For Men Whose Wives Have Big Booobs! by SirShymexx: 9:48am On Apr 17, 2015
andromida:
This is bad real bad cheesy.

Let me help you complete it, android.

That's bad, real bad, Michael Jackson. tongue

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