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The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 11:51am On Apr 17, 2015
FOR HER…

7:00 Wake up to hugs and kisses

7:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable restaurant

12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit

3:00 Nap

4:00 Three dozen roses from secret admirer

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers

10:00 Hot shower- alone

10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Mouth Action

6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked girl who bends over a lot

7:30 Car arrives

7:45 Several beers on route to the Work

9:15 Receives paper from the hottest secretary ever

9:30 A drive to meet someone (Mouth Action on-route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of wine

12:15 Mouth Action

12:30 Another Mouth Action

2:15 Watches sport

2:30 Argument with friends on which club is the best.

3:30 Late afternoon meeting with females that wore short skirts, who also bend over a lot

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle

5:00 Home, massage and hand job by naked Omotola ( who bends over, naturally)

6:45 shit, shower and shave

7:00 Watch news—and a war film

7:30 Dinner.

9:00 Brandy and cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 Night-cap Mouth Action

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
Re: The Perfect Day. by ireneony(f): 11:56am On Apr 17, 2015
perfect day for me is when I receive a surprising alert of 50million dollarsgrin

case close
Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 11:59am On Apr 17, 2015
ireneony:
perfect day for me is when I receive a surprising alert of 50million dollarsgrin

case close
Choi.....






You aim for the impossible
Re: The Perfect Day. by Cutehector(m): 12:01pm On Apr 17, 2015
Tallesty lol na wa...
Re: The Perfect Day. by jmoore(m): 12:09pm On Apr 17, 2015
ireneony:
perfect day for me is when I receive a surprising alert of 50million dollarsgrin

case close
Tallesty1:
Choi.....
You aim for the impossible
It is possible. But after screaming that she got the alert, the cashier who made the mistake of sending the money to her account would have corrected her mistake. A debit sms alert of 50 million dollars sent to her on her way to withdraw the cash.
Re: The Perfect Day. by Nobody: 12:09pm On Apr 17, 2015
smiley
Re: The Perfect Day. by DrAify(f): 12:09pm On Apr 17, 2015
Perfect day for me is when I make the right diagnosis and the Chief of staff gives me a high five
Re: The Perfect Day. by agarawu23(m): 12:11pm On Apr 17, 2015
ireneony:
perfect day for me is when I receive a surprising alert of 50million dollarsgrin

case close
you for go carry Gunundecided
Re: The Perfect Day. by agarawu23(m): 12:13pm On Apr 17, 2015
my perfect day? only God can answer cos I gat a lot of presentations in front of Oluwa
Re: The Perfect Day. by Nobody: 12:15pm On Apr 17, 2015
Lol, this is really funny. cheesy cheesy
Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 12:19pm On Apr 17, 2015
Cutehector:
Tallesty lol na wa...
What I do?
Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 12:20pm On Apr 17, 2015
jmoore:
It is possible. But after screaming that she got the alert, the cashier who made the mistake of sending the money to her account would have corrected her mistake. A debit sms alert of 50 million dollars sent to her on her way to withdraw the cash.
https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy023.gif
Re: The Perfect Day. by naijaboiy: 12:27pm On Apr 17, 2015
[color=#1980BC]Mehn that Mouth Action alone can turn a very bad day to a good one. grin[/color]
Re: The Perfect Day. by FLAWLES(f): 12:28pm On Apr 17, 2015
I tink am too lazy to finish tiz;;perfect Day for me?Take me shopping and never ask me to stop picking
Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 1:02pm On Apr 17, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Mehn that Mouth Action alone can turn a very bad day to a good one. grin[/color]
LOLs.


Badest good guyhttps://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy023.gif



I have never trusted a woman enough to allow her to gimme that sha.

Just a bite and I am a finishgrin
Re: The Perfect Day. by Mhizkel(f): 1:04pm On Apr 17, 2015
Mouth action kwa? #Iranu #Abasha
Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 1:05pm On Apr 17, 2015
FLAWLES:
I tink am too lazy to finish tiz;;perfect Day for me?Take me shopping and never ask me to stop picking
I don't like lazy girlsangry
Re: The Perfect Day. by FLAWLES(f): 1:08pm On Apr 17, 2015
Tallesty1:
I don't like lazy girlsangry
.really?hmm
Re: The Perfect Day. by Nobody: 1:22pm On Apr 17, 2015
Perfect day for me is when I'm alone,with no one disturbing me......I love my me-time like madt.
Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 1:34pm On Apr 17, 2015
FLAWLES:
.really?hmm
Yessad
Re: The Perfect Day. by FLAWLES(f): 1:39pm On Apr 17, 2015
Tallesty1:
Yessad
.so you goina hate me
Re: The Perfect Day. by PureWays(m): 1:42pm On Apr 17, 2015
Nice one Op.
Perfect day for me goes thus:

Wake up with $20 billion in my account...

Wife gives me some hot romance (after brushing ofcourse grin)....

Enter my new G wagon car and zooms to the office....

Hot female workers saying hi wink....

After leaving office around 4:00pm, off to a nice joint to chill with friends wink.....

Get back home around 6:30pm, wifey offing the suits while kissing... lol

After some hot romance with wifey, eats some nice pounded yam with assorted meat...

Then settle to watch Barcelona vs Man Utd match... cool ...

That's a good a** day for me...
Re: The Perfect Day. by Tallesty1(op): 1:44pm On Apr 17, 2015
FLAWLES:
.so you goina hate me
Our lord Jesus Christ said we should not hate.
Re: The Perfect Day. by FLAWLES(f): 1:45pm On Apr 17, 2015
Tallesty1:
Our lord Jesus Christ said we should not hate.
.ok;good
Re: The Perfect Day. by Vivly(f): 1:47pm On Apr 17, 2015
The girl part, okay.
Why does the perfect day for a guy have to include at least 4 mouth action. How many times does the average guy work up an E.rection daily? And what is the significance of girls bending over all the time??
It seems that to qualify for a perfect day, a guy must have 24 hours libido and energy to have sex with 4 ladies after 3 blow jobs.
Re: The Perfect Day. by SleekyP(m): 1:56pm On Apr 17, 2015
Tallesty1:
FOR HER…

7:00 Wake up to hugs and kisses

7:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable restaurant

12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit

3:00 Nap

4:00 Three dozen roses from secret admirer

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers

10:00 Hot shower- alone

10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…

6:00 Alarm cool

6:15 Mouth Action

6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section huh

7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked girl who bends over a lot

7:30 Car arrives cool

7:45 Several beers on route to the Work

9:15 Receives paper from the hottest secretary ever

9:30 A drive to meet someone (Mouth Action on-route) lipsrsealed

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of wine hmm cool

12:15 Mouth Action grin grin grin

12:30 Another Mouth Action (oh lord!)

2:15 Watches sport cool

2:30 Argument with friends on which club is the best. grin

3:30 Late afternoon meeting with females that wore short skirts, who also bend over a lot (i smell...) grin

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle

5:00 Home, massage and hand job by naked Omotola ( who bends over, naturally) undecided

6:45 shit, shower and shave grin

7:00 Watch news—and a war film cool

7:30 Dinner. cool

9:00 Brandy and cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies shocked angry

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty snacks and a cleansing beer cool

11:30 Night-cap Mouth Action

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room undecided

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
all day every day cool
Re: The Perfect Day. by sexymoma(f): 1:56pm On Apr 17, 2015
If i say i understand wetin u write... Hmmm angry
Re: The Perfect Day. by Bosville(m): 2:07pm On Apr 17, 2015
nice one o.p....but 0w0 ni koko..
Re: The Perfect Day. by sinizia: 3:36pm On Apr 17, 2015
Men don suffer
Re: The Perfect Day. by deuce7(m): 5:44pm On Apr 17, 2015
Perfect day for me is when I land good clients and they deliver as expected...every other thing can easily fall in place
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