Mcowubaba:
lwkm....
Its like u have already made up ur mind to marry her(u r just talking abt marriage/wedding) u own better o, i dnt attach much importance on virgins sha, but my anger is d deceit, i wish most ladies will just stop lying abt dia HIV status
sowi i mean; Virginity status
gudluck to U nd ur bride to be..

alberto2k:
Mine wasn't nice at all

There was this drop dead gorgeous girl called Rita, met her through a close pal. . . We were friends, Got to know each other better, later things got way serious and we started dating. . . I can recall that there was a day she asked me if I ever had sex, I bluntly said Yes and fired back the question at her and asked her to be honest. . . She said No, that's she's a virgin and Bla Bla bla

****
Like two weeks later na after strategising on the perfect way to Pop her Cherry . . . I invited her over to my apartment (was home alone)
We started kissing and all that ish, but any attempt I make to reach the "promise land" the Babe go grab my hand and would remind me that she's a Vee mainwhile from the look of tinz she was already H*rny and wants the Mula*

I overpowered her by reaching out for her sensitive spots, and b4 one could say jacksparrow oboi I don peel yam finish (naked)
As I juss wan enter "promise land" with my Rod of moses she jerked(fear catch me sote I me sef shift back) and was her knees crying then dragging my leg she said "Albert I'm sorry, I'm not a Vee, I have done it once with my ex but he forced me

Oboi vess catch son of man, my mula way don long like that new bridge way dem just build for Kano juss lose morale

See as I juss dey look her >
I was speechless for like 3mins

I juss asked the "secondary virgin" to dress up and leave my room which she initially refused till I help her dress up and walked her to the gate like a Gentleman

****
I later had to grab vasline that day

****
Some Days later, I fvcked lying spirit out of her body and I didn't feel a thing

Mtscheeeew! SCAM of life!

Oboi. . . I congratulate myself for writing this epistle mehn.

that Nigga' above me suppose collect fried hot knock for sitting on my head

Cc: oga Tosyne2much, u must gimme something for this epistle. . . Hopefully one of your Biitches

KingTom:
I can see, how far Metalge.ar don update?

fboycaestro12:


No time nah.....When promise land dey my front why I go return to go Egypt. Baba complain na after the whole escapade oooo

U must be Aaron

On that day I was acting Moses

But the main koko b say I still enter the promise land o

englishmart:
lol. Oboy you don high ni? This your post come dey make me laugh like mumu inside motor

prettythicksme:
Here to read lies

danyel09:
noo d guy want make I call my bros Shekau for am

stephenqueen:

I just dey laff as u and kinglekan dey deal with dat kid,if I join u walahi we go kill amu dats why I no join una..Abeg fire amu wella

starlingslimnet:
And here is the emergence of a glorious fool.

kinglekan:


Don't you get tired of being this dumb?

lol, oh sowi u don't even have the slightest clue how dumb you are.

kinglekan:


Heheheh, d mumu boi dey luk dictionary to yab.


*in patrick obahiagbons voice*

Inconsequential higgy hagga!!!

Ufranklin92:


girls are wicked,one of my girlfreind screwed my freind on the same roof with me,because of 20k,which my freind didnt still give to her

9jatatafo:



Hahahahahaha!!! Oh boy na wa for u ooo. U get luck say she nor use alum wash her punny before she come your place, some chics dey use alum to make punny tight like virgin but after 3 or 4 thrusts, the thing go just open mouth like goat wey dey laugh.

stephenqueen:

Guy You no fit win the battle if I start with you, the battle belong to the weeders





The picture below is for you
Cc:kingtom
Orijin101
Alberto2k
Kinglekan
2dice
Jacksparrow1207
Ipledge
Prettythicksme

stephenqueen:

Guy You no fit win the battle if I start with you, the battle belong to the weeders





The picture below is for you
Cc:king,tom
O rijin101
Albe rto2k
K inglekan
2d,ice
Jac,ksparrow1207
Ip,ledge
Prett ythicksme

alberto2k:
Mine wasn't nice at all

There was this drop dead gorgeous girl called Rita, met her through a close pal. . . We were friends, Got to know each other better, later things got way serious and we started dating. . . I can recall that there was a day she asked me if I ever had sex, I bluntly said Yes and fired back the question at her and asked her to be honest. . . She said No, that's she's a virgin and Bla Bla bla

****
Like two weeks later na after strategising on the perfect way to Pop her Cherry . . . I invited her over to my apartment (was home alone)
We started kissing and all that ish, but any attempt I make to reach the "promise land" the Babe go grab my hand and would remind me that she's a Vee mainwhile from the look of tinz she was already H*rny and wants the Mula*

I overpowered her by reaching out for her sensitive spots, and b4 one could say jacksparrow oboi I don peel yam finish (naked)
As I juss wan enter "promise land" with my Rod of moses she jerked(fear catch me sote I me sef shift back) and was her knees crying then dragging my leg she said "Albert I'm sorry, I'm not a Vee, I have done it once with my ex but he forced me

Oboi vess catch son of man, my mula way don long like that new bridge way dem just build for Kano juss lose morale

See as I juss dey look her >
I was speechless for like 3mins

I juss asked the "secondary virgin" to dress up and leave my room which she initially refused till I help her dress up and walked her to the gate like a Gentleman

****
I later had to grab vasline that day

****
Some Days later, I fvcked lying spirit out of her body and I didn't feel a thing

Mtscheeeew! SCAM of life!

Oboi. . . I congratulate myself for writing this epistle mehn.

that Nigga' above me suppose collect fried hot knock for sitting on my head

Cc: oga Tosyne2much, u must gimme something for this epistle. . . Hopefully one of your Biitches

starlingslimnet:
dude is highly confused..... where is dat fool dat invites you guys for showers of insult?

tosyne2much:
Alberto2k, stephenqueen and Kinglekan, abeg make una free that kid with bereft of IQ

alberto2k:

U must be Aaron

On that day I was acting Moses

But the main koko b say I still enter the promise land o

rallymento:
my brother if u know how deep I am lost in thought eh, you will pity me. On the very day I will want Pop the cherry and I notice a trailer can actually perform a U-turn for there, I will surely be set into depression cos, I hv waited under God for her too......

kinglekan:


Your gbagaun!! can bring down the Eiffel tower.

Oppsss!! He would have to google "Eiffel tower".

That's what you get when you keep missing your jamb tutorials. Silly lil boi.

rallymento:
my brother if u know how deep I am lost in thought eh, you will pity me. On the very day I will want Pop the cherry and I notice a trailer can actually perform a U-turn for there, I will surely be set into depression cos, I hv waited under God for her too......

KingTom:

meimoks:
Hmmm so ladies have deceived all the guys on nairaland with virginity? So what does that make the guys? so who disvirgined all these ladies? >
Guys continue all these your super stories and telemundo OP thank you

stephenqueen:

They mumu kid they form say hin sabi yab person, hin knw no say hin still dey learn for our side ni

starlingslimnet:
And you have no idea how stupid you are.....priceless fool