Daizyyyy:
I was once caught by my lecturer trying to write out a proof I wrote down in a piece of paper because I couldn't memorize it, I begged him to hide it in his pocket to avoid my HOD seeing the ''stuff'' and he gradually took it from me and put it in his pocket. I never looked that lecturer straight into the eyes till I graduated.

hmmmm babe!! Talk true o, you promise am B..J!!

I read and study all tru the previous night, only to doze and dream while writing inside the exam hall. i have to rise up several times to shake off the sleep. In my secondary school day, during Waec/ssce I was busy answering my question on geograghy (map reading section). My geograghy tutor came to misled confused on what i did, when it remained 20mins to submission. My teacher return back to informed me that what I did earlier and i had cancelled was correct, on hearing this hot urine forcefully oozed out, to avoid embarrassment I held my prick and ran out of exam hall without permission. Thank God I have credit in the paper.

W**d help me a lot during skul days cus I don't used to notice if there is anyone supervising even d odour that came out of my mouth scared other student talkless of the lecture.
Na burn 'em

Can't really remember when but there was these paper back in uni during exam I was writing. I got told to go submit by one devil like that because one ju boy no sabi copy without them catching him. anyway we were both told to go submit and I was still in question 2 out of 6 questions. After trying to beg, the devil told mi he was gonna tear our answer booklet if we don't leave the hall.



I went out, waited for 5mins, and entered the hall. Went straight to where the devil dropped our booklets, took mine and started moving round the hall just to avoid the devil. there are about 500 sits in the hall but I could swear I sat on almost 200 avoiding that devil. Anyway another lecturer saw me and said are u not the one that got told to go out. I just went to submit before that devil would notice.

Got a B though in the 3unit course.

When we were writing first semester exams in fourth year. We shared the exam hall with 200 level students of our department. During the exams one. Akpo lecturer came beside me and was busy running errands for one fine 200 level chick wey dey beside me, he would go and and scout for answers from other bright students and then come and and give this babe.

The man was not even ashamed or afraid that we(400 level) studets around there noticed exactly how a servant he was to the girl. The thing wey pain me pass be say this man is a very strict, wicked and Sadist lecture.

math method na 200level course for lasu o...trust me na die, ontop lecturers wey no cum class dem go stil tel u say i taught u this

chinex276:
Watching the invigilator's b.o.o.bs, then i had an erect!øn, nd i never knew she caught me, then i heard-"hey u stand up" na so i stand up my pr!c.k jus stand 4 my school uniform, chaii... Shame wan kill me dat day.

Bad boy, you would have written your experience as the answer to the question.

Dammytrager:
Was writing my last chemistry exam then in OAU predegree.

Immediately a lady opened her question papers lo and behold she burst into tears.

Another lady beside me screamed Blood of Jesus!!! when she saw hers.

Still in the same hall someone fainted.

I just sat where I was wondering if we're given different questions cos the questions I saw before me were as easy as calculus

bro... what set... I'm 13/14

In an exam hall...pretty hard course...a guy called me to help him transfer a micro-ship to his friend...his alredy tru with it...so he said guy pls help me give dat guy beside u...I collect d chip...and I start downloadin it..d guy be like are u okay? Transfer it naw...I just luk ham like mumu come collct it naw...maybe I no pay skol fees....

Jarus:
In JSS3 after exam had started a friend excused himself out to pee, only to come back with orijo.

Unfortunately, the orijo dropped from his body right in front of the invigilator in front of the class. Without anyone searching his body o. The thing just dropped at the wrong time, in the wrong place.

The guy be like "dem dey follow me from my village"

LMAO

Mine was in Jss2, copied a letter from seat mate. Topic: End with One Bitten, Twice Shy. *See flogging* I never forget that Awkard day.

1. Did anybody else notice that most of this funny events are in maths exams?

2. In 200level I had MTS211 (Linear Algebra) the previous day instead of reading, I was on the football field all day and watch movies all night till 2 am, and then I picked my book and hoped to cram all the theorems in 3 hours. At the end of the day I got to the exam hall, I got my question paper and as sure as day follows night, I didn't know the answer to ANY question in the sheet. Anyway after moping around and not seeing anywhere to copy, I decide to use my time judiciously, na so I sleep o, I woke an hour after and went to submit. As I come outside my people dey hail me say now now I don finish maths exam now now.
Bottom line: I failed the course.

tellwisdom:



Were ....Bro, Did you graduate??

this wouldn't be funny if I didn't graduate

shamecurls:
A dude was caught with O.C Ababio chemistry textbook in 2000 Nov/ Dec WAEC examination and he got so confused to stand on the grounds that it was the breeze that blew it to his side.

This is fecking hilarious. If I were the invigilator, I'd just laugh it off.

This is a time every certificate needs to be verified. All our youths are cheaters

Chai in my final exam it was crazy.A certain drunk lecturer gave us tough time,if u sit without writing=tear paper,you sneeze im go vex say na him u do am for=tears paper,you look ceiling him go say u write ekpo put der= tears paper.all this while we where writing I discovered that some of the big gehs in ma class we're d man been d use shine Kongo we're not in d exam hall.,

..fastward...pple bekame so afraid in the exam hall,the hall was silent as a grave yard. in know time i was done just for the fear of the unknown,in my mind i was like should i collect extra sheet or not.na so I waka majestically say mk I go pass am comot oo.as I just pass my sheet d man collect am tear talk say him never see me for him class.omo na so exam scara dat day oo.already malabite been don d para behind d we're waiting for who to strike first.

There was these sadist invilgilator that you must not carry anything, your hands must be void of ink, your desk must be void of scratching, the board must be clean. So one guy decide to outsmart him he wrote the formula in his wrist. The invilglator caught him and he was about to fill form, my guy was still denying so the lecturer wanted to get a camera, he attempt to clean the orijo in his wrist but the thing no gree clean somebody just shouted "hot water hot water" my guy just remove him jagunlabi. Fire the hot urine in his hand all in front of the class, everybody tear laugh oooh. The sadist lecturer got really annoyed, if not for higher institution he wan go bring cane. Nobody scored above 50 in the course

agoadiv:
Wow i reserve dis space for bashing, if u try me I'll finish u in page 1 den u can go to hell with ur bashing in page 34567

kikikiki

Make we start e - war

Daizyyyy:
I was once caught by my lecturer trying to write out a proof I wrote down in a piece of paper because I couldn't memorize it, I begged him to hide it in his pocket to avoid my HOD seeing the ''stuff'' and he gradually took it from me and put it in his pocket. I never looked that lecturer straight into the eyes till I graduated.

Interesting. Complete the story, where did you meet him later that night? You should have paid in kind or something like that. Fear ladies and live long!

2 students coming 2 write an exams without pen, and dey wer seated and dragn 4 seats in d exam hall.

chinex276:
Watching the invigilator's b.o.o.bs, then i had an erect!øn, nd i never knew she caught me, then i heard-"hey u stand up" na so i stand up my pr!c.k jus stand 4 my school uniform, chaii... Shame wan kill me dat day.

LOL,LMAO,LWKMD,Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha see dis guy u wan take laugh kill person. U 2much

Equado:
lol,you where lucky...something similar happened to me in my final year.

wait o! So you carried expo from your 1stt year to your final year Omo na wa for u o

Mine was yesterday it was management accounting the question was hell that am sweating under a.c don't no hw it happened the cover of the answer sheet tear and was requesting for anoda but d invigilator was so rude dt I was annoyed and somehow I abuse him but the course was so tough dt i neeed help from the guy beside me na so dis invigilator come sidon for my place.I beg tire the man no gree o

soleexx:
In an exam hall...pretty hard course...a guy called me to help him transfer a micro-ship to his friend...his alredy tru with it...so he said guy pls help me give dat guy beside u...I collect d chip...and I start downloadin it..d guy be like are u okay? Transfer it naw...I just luk ham like mumu come collct it naw...maybe I no pay skol fees....

Guy you bad ooo......that's what we call "SMART"

i forgot the spelling of 'IF' absolutely

Some chick like dat who ate d expo sheet and swallowed the entire mofo while that invilating lecturer was still looking for one of the Academic Board folks make dem come wear her gown there instanta!

Omo, come see deny ?!

Swearing down say muffin, she blanked him out like u go do if u suddenly see ur former landlady for market forming madness tinz.

I bet she's a Diezanni in d making !

Yasher:
wait o! So you carried expo from your 1stt year to your final year Omo na wa for u o

lol, funny enough, I carried expo just twice and it was in my final year. The first time I was nearly caught, how I escaped is a story 4 another day.

I sat beside a guy and he had his smart phone complete with internet, so yours truly begin dey giraffe
Then a lecturer came through the window and saw the phone, I was asked to write a statement as a
"witness"....unto say i no copy but say i "see" the phone...LOL

fflamingo:
There was these sadist invilgilator that you must not carry anything, your hands must be void of ink, your desk must be void of scratching, the board must be clean. So one guy decide to outsmart him he wrote the formula in his wrist. The invilglator caught him and he was about to fill form, my guy was still denying so the lecturer wanted to get a camera, he attempt to clean the orijo in his wrist but the thing no gree clean somebody just shouted "hot water hot water" my guy just remove him jagunlabi. Fire the hot urine in his hand all in front of the class, everybody tear laugh oooh. The sadist lecturer got really annoyed, if not for higher institution he wan go bring cane. Nobody scored above 50 in the course

fflamingo:
There was these sadist invilgilator that you must not carry anything, your hands must be void of ink, your desk must be void of scratching, the board must be clean. So one guy decide to outsmart him he wrote the formula in his wrist. The invilglator caught him and he was about to fill form, my guy was still denying so the lecturer wanted to get a camera, he attempt to clean the orijo in his wrist but the thing no gree clean somebody just shouted "hot water hot water" my guy just remove him jagunlabi. Fire the hot urine in his hand all in front of the class, everybody tear laugh oooh. The sadist lecturer got really annoyed, if not for higher institution he wan go bring cane. Nobody scored above 50 in the course

this is hilarious....#chaii

Chuksgeo:
When we were writing first semester exams in fourth year. We shared the exam hall with 200 level students of our department. During the exams one. Akpo lecturer came beside me and was busy running errands for one fine 200 level chick wey dey beside me, he would go and and scout for answers from other bright students and then come and and give this babe.

The man was not even ashamed or afraid that we(400 level) studets around there noticed exactly how a servant he was to the girl. The thing wey pain me pass be say this man is a very strict, wicked and Sadist lecture.

naso em dey fool themselves for women.

starlingslimnet:
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Oya come back and say yours.

minimoha:
math method na 200level course for lasu o...trust me na die, ontop lecturers wey no cum class dem go stil tel u say i taught u this

men that course nor be here ooo