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Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 6:45am On Apr 26, 2015*

[b] [size=14pt] as i'm typing this now i am in so much discomfort...
my neigbour...one weird old chinese woman rears chinese cockroaches and china being a place where every body minds his or her own business i decided to put the MATTER on O.Y.O status huh

......
*in the night*
i heard some crackling sounds coming from the bed huh

haaa i thought it was my weight so i decided to continue my beautiful sleep wink

few hours later huh

whether na international magic or my village council of witches from nigeria find me reach china i no know huh

i started hearing telephone ringing in my ear griiiiiinnnngggggrrinnnnnnnnnnggggggg angry

.......i woke up waited for the gggggrrrrin grrrrrrrinnnn sound again....nothing*ee be like say self the cockroach na coded guy.....
i lied down*i started hearing mmmmmmmm haaaaas mmmmmmm haaaaa huh

ee be like say the bastard dey take siesta for my ear angry

i woke up with vexation and met the woman*
vj:ma'am your one of your cockroaches entered my ear huh

woman:kan chwa yaaa? hun fing ming twa na?
blood of lekki** angry

something dey sratch me for ear this woman dey give me chinese incantations undecided

with that anger shaaaa i just left there because if i had tried anything funny DEPORTATION EN ROUTE NAIJARIA huh

house.....please before i hook up with the doc later today is there any home made remedy for removing cockroaches or any other insects from one's ear..... huh

picture attached*na the woman yeye cockroaches be that*
please help!!!!!! cry

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Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 6:50am On Apr 26, 2015

mizmycoli
lala247
cherryice
kachisbarbie
marieolae
kingtom(no be comedy gig be this angry

)
naijaboiy
blackett
jacksparrow1207
mirexx
mznelly
ronald4lif
cry

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Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Enegod(m): 6:52am On Apr 26, 2015

use insecticide... spray it in the affected ear three times daily

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Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 6:53am On Apr 26, 2015

Lemme read first

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 6:54am On Apr 26, 2015

Enegod:
use insecticide... spray it in the affected ear three times daily

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Enegod(m): 6:56am On Apr 26, 2015

vjsmiles:

or use boiled water for quick result grin

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Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 6:56am On Apr 26, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Lemme read first

Buhahahahahaha dude cracking me up
I'll advise u use insecticide ASAP before it eats up your eardrum
RAID will get the work done

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 6:57am On Apr 26, 2015

Enegod:
or use boiled water for quick result

Or concentrated acid

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by imbless: 6:58am On Apr 26, 2015

spray mortein inside ur ear, the cockroach will die and decay inside ur ear

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 6:59am On Apr 26, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Buhahahahahaha dude cracking me up
I'll advise u use insecticide ASAP before it eats up your eardrum
RAID will get the work done

[size=14pt] insecti wetin?
you wanna make me damage my ear drum [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Matttthew(m): 6:59am On Apr 26, 2015

use fire

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:00am On Apr 26, 2015

imbless:
spray mortein inside ur ear, the cockroach will die and decay inside ur ear

[size=14pt] decay?
cant it be removed? [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Enegod(m): 7:00am On Apr 26, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Or concentrated acid

He should also start eating cockroach to prevent future cockroach attack grin

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by imbless: 7:02am On Apr 26, 2015

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] decay?
cant it be removed? [/size]

noooo!

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 7:03am On Apr 26, 2015

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] insecti wetin?
you wanna make me damage my ear drum [/size]

It's a calculated risk bro. The cockroach will eat the eardrum up anyways

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by MizMyColi(f): 7:03am On Apr 26, 2015

Pour Olive Oil Inside.

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Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:04am On Apr 26, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
It's a calculated risk bro. The cockroach will eat the eardrum up anyways

imbless:
noooo!

[size=14pt] [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 7:04am On Apr 26, 2015

Enegod:

He should also start eating cockroach to prevent future cockroach attack

Is that a form of vaccine? Lol

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by echobee(f): 7:04am On Apr 26, 2015

Use rambo

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:05am On Apr 26, 2015

MizMyColi:
Pour Olive Oil Inside.

[size=14pt]
will it come out [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 7:05am On Apr 26, 2015

MizMyColi:
Pour Olive Oil Inside.

And palm oil

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:06am On Apr 26, 2015

echobee:
Use rambo

[size=14pt] so when do you plan to fix my funeral [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 7:06am On Apr 26, 2015

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] [/size]

Lol

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by chibwike(m): 7:08am On Apr 26, 2015

Lol....so this guy is this funny

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:24am On Apr 26, 2015

chibwike:
Lol....so this guy is this funny

[size=14pt] broz no be laughing matter o [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 7:24am On Apr 26, 2015

lalasticlala you can do something bruv cry

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by naijaboiy: 7:37am On Apr 26, 2015

[color=#1980BC]Eeeeew!!!!

Cockroach dey your ears and you fit still dey type for NL?

Better rush go hospital before the thing drop egg inside.

Funny guy [/color]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by MizMyColi(f): 7:39am On Apr 26, 2015

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt]
will it come out [/size]

Yups, that's what I used when a small live one entered my ear.

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by spanzed(m): 7:57am On Apr 26, 2015

MizMyColi:
Pour Olive Oil Inside.

would that be more effective than OTAPIAPIA. grin

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 7:58am On Apr 26, 2015

Guy, just pour 3 tea spoons and kerosene, after that light it up, works like magic # thank Me later

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by candycrushsoda: 8:03am On Apr 26, 2015*

Since u live next to a roach rearer, u should think of sleeping with ear plugs grin

so others don't follow the trail n make ur ears their permanent habitat grin

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles(op): 8:10am On Apr 26, 2015

MizMyColi:
Yups, that's what I used when a small live one entered my ear.

[size=14pt] okay...thanks..
but like how long will it take before coming outa my earlobes [/size]

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