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Phinagold:
O boy u're too much. See how u got them engaged. Dont think am serious too. I just succeeded in diverting that attention to me....(winks)...

Aww my bad, neva knew u were joking too sweetheart, accept my apology my baby oku

KingAdeOluomo1:
lekan ti ba gba eh mu

Ha! 14 years

jacksparrow1207:
Ha! 14 years

Lwkmd!!!rolling on d floor!!

iluvweed:


Memories!.....Mine was very easy, My elder brothers girlfriend's younger sister was my first!.....

The girl was already tripping for me....

Then one day, I just walked to her and decided to scope her since I already know she is tripping for me, As I wanted to speak my mind

She just said " Dont worry, I already know what you wanna say!.... I have also been waiting for this moment for a long time, ask my sister!"...

We banged crazily that same day!....Very easy I tell you..........

Chai!!chairman!u Sabi lie oh!!

croSStodds:
Lwkmd!!!rolling on d floor!!

Phinagold:
Alika.

Alika?#perplexed#

Misternas89:
Sorry to tell you ma'am, Do you even know you are a fool? Dunno y u people form lyk say una no dey even mess....both of 'em r catching fun n u are here forming Overage girl?? walai baba weyrey ni e

U don press P!o ti binu oh..

*runstotheroomgrabspaperandpenrunsbackstartsjotting*

Twaci:
Ehen?! hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! ROTFL! *faints*

you laughed until you fainted right? When did you write this just before you slumped or immediately you woke you just wrote *fainted* and hit send

Twaci:
Are u taking this stuff serious?

funny how someone can type something like that, that shows they are kinda angry and still put enough smiley faces

agarawu23:
to be sincere my first date was arranged tru my best friend.

can't approach a lady then. my hrt always beat with speed if I am to approach a Lady.

would have shared a long story if u didn't highjacked FTC

U don't have any story, must u be FTC before u can share it?

U are even on second. Naso Likes dey hungry u reach.

nora66:
I do n't agree on that, they should reduce igbo funeral expenses rather ..

Do u check the topic of this thread before commenting?

MrBasketball:
U don't have any story, must u be FTC before u can share it?

U are even on second. Naso Likes dey hungry u reach.

oga park well

Am a shy guy,so thank God 4 social media making things easy 4 d boyz. U chat her up ,always ,show her love and she be repaying u back too.
Social media too much.
In england meetn a lady on the street from a black broda na die oo. So u have to go use the internet. Normal things/ so that how I got use to it .

Lacomus:
A runz girl nw abi ?

no, she just went ugly

Orijin101:

where ur own?

orijin you get interest for Arabic? Y you just dey drag my eye from R-L?

Phinagold:
Hey Lad am done with u....next?

Biaaatchhh swerve jare!!!

kinglekan:
Hehehe

Werey ni eee ooo!!!

Gba mi mu keeee! U be gay??

#GayAlert

loools how far na

[color=#990000][/color]I said hi girl then I started that all I said hi girl then I started that all

KingAdeOluomo1:
loools how far na

Cool as ice bruv!!

kinglekan:
Cool as ice bruv!!

but u stubborn oooo see as you dey follow people drag for dat thread

KingAdeOluomo1:
but u stubborn oooo see as you dey follow people drag for dat thread

Stubborn ke!!

Na play oooo! Na only one mumu geh like dt wan make herself relevant when she is actually nonexistent in my DEEKtionary.

Orijin101:
Actually, my own get as e be sha, if you see the way my heart waz beating, you will think their iz a praise night going on in my heart. . .

But at last sha, i approached her, when God wan catch me, the babe waz not in a good mood, na so i change topic and i started persuading her to come for the 7 days program that waz about to take place in my church omo, it isn't easy at all, cold waz catching me and at the same time i waz sweating

But a week later, i approached her normally and she waz like "I knew diz the main reason why you approached me the other day " mehn! naso i take run her package oooo

did she later accept?

Fabdedon:
i would share mine when i finish this two wraps of wee wee
modified
Falconey pls help with shares..
. 6:20am Sunday...
** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to
get no disturbance form church wardens.....
** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters
flight mode** at least before mass starts...
. .
I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to
confirm...
Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes..
Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my
eyes....fiiiiaaamm .
.
.
I just loose concentration for that mass..
even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice
me.... * Before people will stand up in the
church have already stand ...
If dey de clap..my own be the loudest....
* Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of
dusting my seat..
...all this make she for notice me.. .
.
Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone
went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much..
Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female
facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go)
.
.
The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark
hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her
like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
.
.
Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I
DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with
my golden colour hiptops**
(i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat
for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael..
But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion
( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ?
Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical
name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like
France...mammy water tell me say i funny..)
Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos
the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars..
Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG
boy in me came out..
.
.
..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she
waved a bus going towards my home....
About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money
for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe
. .
.
As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
.
.
Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend
some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am
their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly
that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this
an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this
sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new
commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you
say am not rightous!!!!)
. . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call
me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
.
. .
Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what
happend later are now HISTORY lol...

Lwkmd... I remember readin dis ish on NL though. Wats d story again?

kinglekan:
Stubborn ke!!

Na play oooo! Na only one mumu geh like dt wan make herself relevant when she is actually nonexistent in my DEEKtionary.

LEKANNNnnnn

no tell me say u dey eye dat girl ooo

KingAdeOluomo1:

LEKANNNnnnn

no tell me say u dey eye dat girl ooo

Eye wetin? Geh don finish ni?

I dash u sef.

kinglekan:
*Booked*

Make I try remember how I take woo Missclasssy that year.

Brb

*** Modified ***

Darkrebel666 and what makes u think it wasn't offline.

Nwaazzz!! My ist wooing experience was kinda funny. I was just graduating from the level of writing love letters and actually doing the talking.

I was in SS2 and had enrolled for the GCE exams. There I met this pretty, drop dead gorgeous, hourglass figure, light skinned babe.

I noticed her from day 1 and everyday b4 leaving home, I would rehearse my lines but when I finally saw her at the end of each paper "my balls would have shrinked".

I thought of every possible "wash" I could get from approaching her and even if courage was found on trees, I couldn't help myself to pluck the required amount.

As days passed, my strategy evolved and evolved, yet I didn't even get close enough to say hi.

Alas it was final day and our last paper. While I hurriedly wanted to be done with the paper, I couldn't get my mind off her. We finished and I watched her leaving the venue.

I tailed her, hoping to catch up with her and pour out all the lines I had been rehearsing for weeks.

Each time I got too close I would pull back and take a deep breath. Not long after, we were at the bus stop and it suddenly dawned on me that if I didn't act now, I had just wasted 3 weeks of my sweet life admiring a girl, stalking her and would be a complete mofo if I just let her go.

Then I said "Hello" and she turned and gave me a warm friendly smile as though she had been waiting patiently for me. Then it happened, everything I had rehearsed, all my lines, gone!!!!

I was totally blank but her smile just lightened up the whole atmosphere. We couldn't talk for long. She told me her name, mobile phones were not as cheap as they are now, so we couldn't exchange numbers.

So I had less than 5mins chat with her and we had no way or means to keep in touch. That was it, I waited too long and had just 5mins with her.

Awwww I feel your pain, you tried

peishnce123:
Awwww I feel your pain, you tried

Thanks jaweee

Oga, Mankinde don copy your post put for naijaloaded. lol

http://www..ng/2015/04/29/for-the-guys-share-your-experience-how-did-you-toast-your-first-girlfriend/

adexmuhyi:
chai!!! On that fatefull day i found the very first girl in my life which really attracted me,,though we met through a little quarrel,,ever since we had the quarell,, i hav been seting my eyes on her but the courage wont just come to approach her,,one day i finally summoned up the courage to approach this lady letting her know i wana see her and of which she obliqued and we fix our meeting under a big mango tree in my hood @evening..evening came, buh due to the fear in me i couldnt show up there but instead hide in a nearby bush watching the poor girl waiting for the coward,,she later went without seeing me,,the next morning, we saw again and she blamed me for wasting her time, i pleaded again and i told her i am in a hurry to somwia so we fixed our meeting like the previous day and of which the samething also occured, she flared up the next day we saw and asked me jst to tell her what i really want from her,,chai!! See gbeg!! Omo i beg her ni o and we also later fix it like before but this time around i wasnt lucky @all because it was exactly when i was going to my hideout that we jammed eachother and @that time i have no excuse at all so as a man i jst started like this,,me; what is ur name,,, she;bolanle,,, me ; where do u live; quarry ,,,me; what class are u she; jss3,,me;what is the name of ur school; gateway high school me; okay nkan to sele ni wipe mokan like e ni mo de which wipe kajo wa together,,,she; owkay i will be tinkin bou it;;;omo as i discharge her like dys,,my own pass person weh escape for boko haram custody all ma pant and singlet don wet ehn, oga o

was really into ur story & going with the flow until u ruined it with a strange language. Haba! @least u for translate in bracket or something na..

YoungWiseCash:
I haven't woo any girl in my life. Things just work out naturally for me. Most of days girls I ha d encounter with were my young sis girlfriends.

oboi trust me I De guilty of that one b4. No doubt this is quite an eazy and effective method of getting girl friends. However there's a major problem with this approach especially where ur relationship with the girl ends "ugly" .
It mostly ruins ur sis' relationship with her gfs and u often end up taking d blame & may eventually receive a stern warning by ur sis 2 stay clear of any of her friends hence forth

Ipledge:
When i was young,i dont really know to woo a lady(Till now ).thé only thing i do is to Sow thé seed of love from afar,when i see have capture her mind...Will just walk to thé lady And say "I love you,I want you to be my gf"...It never fails me

And what is this seed of love that you sow?

I man learn too