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kinglekan:
Ma be gi fun e ooooo!!

Jes trying to be a nice ex

kinglekan:
No jooorrr!!

Dat was twaci's lil bro.

Ya mind... . If I call missclasssy now...

Lala247:
Hehehehe
No light jare nepa don take am .. Therapy room closed today

2mao then. Hope u have Chinese tea sha...

Godvilla:
[color=olive]U really dnt have to know me.... I dnt know kingtom either when it comes to matters of the heart[/color]

You are the Godvilla... Pls, can I have a room/mansion?

Lala247:
Bobo mi to sexy gbaje
How u been hows work n life ?

I dey like dele.

My lalaosky

prettythicksme:
u are a big fool,stewpid guy!! if ur dem born u well,see me in any thread and spew thrash.U will b a dead meat dat day!

Me, dead meat?

I am seriously rolling on the floor
Please permit me to laugh small



You are a fool. What did I say?...... you are a fool.

Who do you think you are?
Look, I have dealt you type in past and I didn't break a drop of sweat.

Can't you comprehend the fact that you are worthless and useless as far as I am concerned.
I can't trade words with someone like you because it's an insult to my persona, both online and offline.

You are unintelligent kidult. I don't deal with such people. I never have and will never will.
Your stench of foolishness is an odour so strong it can be perceived miles away.
You are just too _stupid for your age. I mean it.
Grown up woman like you with the IQ of a toddler, oh what a shame.
Please I am not insulting you, I am just stating my observation.

Am I the cause of your numerous predicaments?
No, I am not so just leave me the hell alone.
I am not the cause of your frustration. Go vent it somewhere else

Thanks.

Memekay:
The Internet Model

This girl just tries too hard to look sexy. And while she’s hot, she is not nearly as poppin’ as she thinks she is. You will frequently find her uploading pictures of her butt, boobiee, etc, in a thirsty attempt to obtain more followers and likes. She truly believes that by doing this, she will break into the game and become popular. Idíot. The best part about it is that she is not half as hot as she originally looks because of the amount of filters she puts over herself. The thirst is real out there and these women will do anything for a new follower, like or comment.

https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/53/5301a30002d87a39dc2a95a991370e2e4b23365fbc98b4cf023c581f96ede486.jpg

Your Crush

The girl/boy that you’ve been trying to get with for the longest but for some reason could never close. You get hyped whenever you see her/him write a comment on your post and jealous whenever she/he is flirting with another person. 

https://memecrunch.com/meme/2372O/seeing-your-crush/image.png

The woman wrapper

We all know the meaning of woman wrapper. As opposed to gele or buba.
They are guys that follows women blindly and lacks self control. You will see them creating threads about their love for different NL women, praising and following some female users all around. 

https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/e7/e756c6e1be31b8ceb70f34f28ca28ae3441d2f1c9a74ad95494e55ae74522b7b.jpg

The áss lickers

These are people that are constantly licking someone elses áss so they can get something in return or just to support their favorite nlanders. They suck up constantly. Some of them will even go to the extent of creating threads just to lick áss.

https://www.decaldoctorz.com/shop/images/decals/misc-no_bag_lickers.jpg

You are on point....Orijin101 abeg nack this guy one crate of origin

Beamborla:
Lol... I don't know those ones jare

Godvilla:
[color=olive]U really dnt have to know me.... I dnt know kingtom either when it comes to matters of the heart[/color]

Godvilla or Godzilla abeg summarise wetin u wan talk fast before Amadioha begin dey treat ur fvck up.

kinglekan:
*crying*

Towie, dear

Twaci:
Ya mind... . If I call missclasssy now...

All these lil kids sef!! So u have been reading Aunty twaci's comments.

Now go give the phone back to her before I spank the daylight out of you.

Naughty boi.

Beamborla:
Towie, dear

Ma se bayii naaa!!

missclasssy:
Me, dead meat

I am seriously rolling on the floor
Please permit me to laugh small



You are a fool. What did I say, you are a fool.

Who do you think you are?
Look, I have dealt you type in past and I didn't break a drop of sweat.

Can't you comprehend the fact that you are worthless and useless as far as I am concerned. I can't trade words with someone like you because it's an insult to my persona, both online and offline.

You are unintelligent kidult. I don't deal with such people. I never have and will never will. Your stench of foolishness is an odour so strong it can be perceived miles away.
You are just to _stupid for your age. I mean it.
I am not insulting you, I am just stating my observation.

Is it my fault that you have a face that makes blind people cry?
Is it?..... No, it's not my fault so just leave me the hell alone.
I am not the cause of your frustration. Go vent it somewhere else

Thanks.

stop d stwepid mentions,ur personality indeed!!modafuckersonofabitch!!!i can percieved it from distance that ur brain has gone sour!#devil u cant fool me!!

kinglekan:
All this lil kids sef!! So u have been reading Aunty twaci's comments.

Now go give the phone back to her before I spank the daylight out of you.

Naughty boi.

Hmmm, ok, at what price?

Beamborla:
You are the Godvilla... Pls, can I have a room/mansion?

[color=olive]7 bed room mansion issokay for u[/color]

kinglekan:
Ma se bayii naaa!!

kinglekan:


Godvilla or Godzilla abeg summarise wetin u wan talk fast before Amadioha begin dey treat ur fvck up.

[color=olive]U miss road abi road miss you [/color]

Godvilla:
[color=olive]7 bed room mansion issokay for u[/color]

How magnanimous of you without expecting anything in return.

It is very okay so long it comes with a jacuzzi
Thanchuu...

Twaci:
Hmmm, ok, at what price?

Ah ahhhh!!

Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

Ok I would send u a box of chocolate.

Now give the phone to her.

Kidddsssssss!! *sigh*

prettythicksme:
stop d stwepid mentions,ur personality indeed!!modafuckersonofabitch!!!i can percieved it from distance that ur brain has gone sour!

You are not even smart at all. I am still trying to see if I would see any atom of intellect in you but I just can't.
Just to construct an ordinary simple sentence is a problem for you and you are clamoring for a duel with me.

Please lady, I am begging you, stay off my mention. You are just too _stupid for my liking.
For real you are.

_Seun needs to create a section for premature adults and lock you there for life.
You are nothing but the brain and mind of a child locked up in the body of a full grown woman.

Just stop boring me with your mention, Abeg.

Thanks.

kinglekan u dey here two woman dey fight u no fit settle amu

Beamborla:
How magnanimous of you without expecting anything in return.

It is very okay so long it comes with a jacuzzi
Thanchuu...

[color=olive]Even a garden to bring nature close to you
Free of charge... [/color]

Godvilla:
[color=olive]U miss road abi road miss you [/color]

Heeeeeyyyy!! Look here. Lala247 PA abi na u dey drive am.

U nor read the sign here? "No waiting, No loitering".



Oya Park well------------------------------->>

stephenqueen:
kinglekan u dey here two woman dey fight u no fit settle amu

Who dey fight?

kinglekan:
Heeeeeyyyy!! Look here. Lala247 PA abi na u dey drive am.

U nor read the sign here? "No waiting, No loitering".



Oya Park well------------------------------->>

[color=olive]Shebi u go continue your motor park work offline too
ihaffdie ooo... Ontop my own Lala247 u wan thief my warrant [/color]

missclasssy:
You are not even smart at all. I am still trying to see if I would see any atom of intellect in you but I just can't.
Just to construct an ordinary simple sentence is a problem for you and you are clamoring for a duel with me.

Please lady, I am begging you, stay off my mention. You are just too _stupid for my liking.
For real you are.

_Seun needs to create a section for premature adults and lock you there for life.
You are nothing but the brain and mind of a child locked up in the body of a full grown woman.

Just stop boring me with your mention, Abeg.

Thanks.

chaiiiiii u are as dumb as ur ass mehnn,look guy u berra go find a job rather than been here all day ranting like a dog from thead to thread,seun is making his money and keep been here all day!!#I pity ur miserable life!#u are just one lowlife dude!!

prettythicksme:
chaiiiiii u are as dumb as ur ass mehnn,look guy u berra go find a job rather than been here all day ranting like a dog from thead to thread,seun is making his money and keep been here all day!!#I pity ur miserable life!#u are just one lowlife dude!!

Okay I have heard, bye!

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Shebi u go continue your motor park work offline too
ihaffdie ooo... Ontop my own Lala247 u wan thief my warrant [/color]

Hehehehehe!!

Oya go park madam for inside garage. You dey cause traffic biko.

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Even a garden to bring nature close to you
Free of charge... [/color]

Oh my!

People need to learn from you
Kinglekan, come and learn

kinglekan:
Ah ahhhh!!

Shouldn't you be doing your homework?

Ok I would send u a box of chocolate.

Now give the phone to her.

Kidddsssssss!! *sigh*

Hey you

missclasssy:
Okay I have heard, bye!

u are so annoying,u are nothing to me!!i hate u!! let dis be the last time u will ever talk to me on nl!i repeat,i hate u!!

kinglekan:
Who dey fight?

You still dey ask

prettythicksme:
u are so annoying,u are nothing to me!!i hate u!! let dis be the last time u will ever talk to me on nl!i repeat,i hate u!!

E don do you

prettythicksme:
u are so annoying,u are nothing to me!!i hate u!!

No, you like me, and you are obsessed with me.

I am a lady and although I don't care about proving it to anyone, I did a voice note just to clear the annoying doubt. You can go check it out your self or do you want to send me a private message to confirm.

Its obvious you like me and can't get enough of me.