The rule or principle for evaluating and rating them, is based on their comments, views and opinions about relationship and sex

Note This is nothing but fun

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. Onihaxy

As far as kitty-cat is concerned on this forum as a whole, this dude will always be the Chief Whip. If you browse through his thread in the sexuality section titled "Adebimpe The Facebook Girl; the thread even reach part 6" , you will discover that this dude has even bleeped more than his pop C. However, his story has it that he has bleeped up to 50 ladies within three years. May God deliver him

2. Ronald4lif

This dude will always have contrary opinion about premarital sex. However, he will always embellish premarital sex by twisting and quoting Bible verses just to prove that sex is very vital in every relationship Further more, times without numbers, he has publicly said that he can't date a lady without getting under her skirt. This dude always says he doesn't fancy virgins

3. Naijaboiy

This list is incomplete without this dude. Take for example, if a lady opens a thread seeking advice on how to handle her boyfriend who's bent on having sex with her; Naijaboiy will storm in anger and will mouth-thrash the lady. He has a friend who stays in my area. This dude told me that you will always see various species of ladies hovering in front of Naijaboiy's door, I was like, "are you sure?". This dude can never deny the fact that he loves kitty-cat even more than his course

4. Cutehector

This one holds Bsc in woman wrappering on nairaland. Once a lady quotes him, he will turn your thread to BBM. You will see him asking the lady who quoted him questions like, "how was your nyt ?, have you eaten? You look familiar, etc. I always make sure he's offline before dropping my threads. With these, I think we can deduce that he's also obsessed with what we are talking about

5. Vizkiz

I know him offline. He's a graduate of Ekiti State University. The first day I visited him, I met a lady in his room, come see as the babe dey look me with one kind eyes. I knew she wanted me to fcck off so that they can bleep. This dude barely gets angry. The only thing that gets him angry is if a lady claims she doesn't allow sex in any relationship she goes into . Any thread that has to do with kitty-cat, I can bet my nairaland username that he will be FTC to comment. This one fit bleep chicken if chance dey

6. Dharay99

Information has it that he's a very shy dude offline. Dem say immediately babe follow am enter room, the shyness dey fly comot sharp sharp

7. Wristbangle

Wristwatch, formerly know as Wristwatch, is a graduate and a very creative dude who writes from his personal experiences and lessons learnt from others. Though this dude is a retired kitty-cat lover, but I believe in the saying "only govt officials retire, thieves don't. This dude has the phone numbers and BBM PIN of many romance section ladies. If you are crushing on any lady, just PM him and ask for the lady's phone number or PIN

8. Kinglekan

I know him more than he thinks. He's also a graduate. This dude no dey use eyes see anything "f" . Whether you are a dude hiding under the moniker or not, he doesn't care. Though he doesn't bash ladies sha but he so much loves this thing. Just check his profile and you will see the number of ladies he's following


9. KingTom

This young man is a gynecologist. During an interview conducted sometime this year, this dude said he normally have erection when examining female patients and that he always grab his lab coat just to prevent the lady from noticing. *what a shame !!* This is an indication that his mind is always preoccupied with kitty-cat


10. Feel free to add the last one


I drop my pen at this point


Keep the fun going


*Runs outta thread*

ajasbaba:
pls what do you want them to like ohhhhh,


if dey dont like it now you will say they are homo,

abeg free them and get a life.

kakakoshina:
Wristb and ade u pals stole my fct but anyway tct is acceptable.

Sorry ooo

SirWere:
What da heck? Tosyne,




How can my name not be there

So you sef like am ?

ClassCaptain:
Thank God for this List

Aminat508:
Tosyne.2much

I'm right here

adeh39:


Wristbangle...which network you dey use?

Tosin I hail ooo...why your moniker no dey that list?

Kinglekan...awon baba niyen...Oba iladi

KingTom

Dharay99?

*faints*

henrylowe:
And who is this bush man ?


You have just shown how retar.d you are by not being able to decipher jokes from reality. Kindly read the discretion at the top of the post dumb head

wristbangle:


Glo with pride

Mtcheeew!...old cargo's network

kinglekan:


Chisos

adeh39:

Wristbangle...which network you dey use?
Tosin I hail ooo...why your moniker no dey that list?
Kinglekan...awon baba niyen...Oba iladi
King.Tom
Dha.ray99?
*faints*

My name cannot be on a list like this

kinglekan:
Chisos

wristbangle:
Very funny article.

Oya make I add my own

10. Falconey

I respect this bro when It comes to women affair. In as much as he gives it hard to ladies on this forum, he has hijacked many of them through pm and during such period, you won't see him online except when he is through with them.


11. Classcaptain

This guy fit write 500 pages novel on how him take bleep one babe whey e dey form sakara. If this guy use him sugarcoated mouth toast genevieve, she go open her kitty cat one time.