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Hello Nairalanders……checkout this conversation between Prince Charming and Pinocchio (a puppet whose nose grows longer whenever he is lying; Pinocchio’s words were so twisted and filled with multiple semantics…….check out the conversation:

PRINCE CHARMING & PINOCCHIO

Prince Charming:- You. You can’t lie, so tell me puppet, where is Shrek?

Pinocchio:- Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don’t know where he’s not.

Prince Charming:- You’re telling me, you don’t know where Shrek is?

Pinocchio:- It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.

Prince Charming:- So you do know where he is?

Pinocchio:- On the contrary. I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably (Prince Charming tells him “Stop it”) do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was. That’d mean I’d really have to know where he wasn't.




So what exactly is Pinocchio saying? Does he know where Shrek is or not?

As I read am finish.... Headache con dey catch me !

whizjay:
As I read am finish.... Headache con dey catch me !

See you! Lazy student

ekochris:
See you! Lazy student

Like say you understand the thing!

whizjay:
As I read am finish.... Headache con dey catch me !

same here, i dont even know if wasn't headache that has signalled to my head before i think and plan and decided to see if i may bother not to take drug

Ezedon:
same here, i dont even know if wasn't headache that has signalled to my head before i think and plan and decided to see if i may bother not to take drug

E be like say Pinocchio na ur cousin abi?