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Funny Quotes. by Nobody: 7:56pm On Apr 30, 2015
1.The anger of a penis
doesn't destroy the
vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a
maternity ward.
(Cameroon) 3. A child can play with
it's mother's breasts
but not with the
father's testicles.
(Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful
woman and the farmer
who grows corns by
the road side have the
same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her
legs open, never tell her
to close dem, b'cos u do
not know her source of
fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever
has never tried Hausa
perfume.(Nigeri a)
7. The only woman who
knows where her man
is every night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has
no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with
an itching anus, u are
sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito
lands on your testicles
is the day you will know
there is a better way
of resolving issues without using violence.
Re: Funny Quotes. by CountDracula(m): 8:00pm On Apr 30, 2015
jcmaiah:
1.The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
Uve clearly not watched porn before
Re: Funny Quotes. by Nobody: 8:02pm On Apr 30, 2015
grin grin grin

No 10 really made ma day

True word
Re: Funny Quotes. by boman2014: 8:14pm On Apr 30, 2015
Nigeria: the pickin wey sey e mama no go sleep e ma no go sleep!
Dedicate it to all Tanoids
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