haliluck:

Amen!!! I hope dis thread wud b interesting 2day

dont know why your moniker reads halifuck in my head..

arcnomec:
benebaby,na nw u come ooo......abeg me self done tire for this linguistic class here done become or an court room where two lawyers the use their jargons to plead their case............

you be U0wetin?

Happy new month all. Wishing u all a wonderful and peaceful month.

Venom104:


dont know why your moniker reads halifuck in my head..

Mayb cos u a PERV!!!!

Gazaliah:
Morning house.....






jumat Mubaraq

Same with you, bro....

jemimaa01:

calm your nerves bro,thanks to mzmeeday we have called truce and I'm pretty sure there's no bad blood between us.it was just for laughs

Alright sister.... but make Una take it easy ooooo

Venom104:

dont know why your moniker reads halifuck in my head..

arcnomec:
benebaby,na nw u come ooo......abeg me self done tire for this linguistic class here done become or an court room where two lawyers the use their jargons to plead their case............

Lol....

hilsocial:


You always speak in parables. Is it dat my sch omitted my name in soft copy i wanna really knw d cause so dat i can prevent it frm happening again.

Drop your details again let me confirm what went wrong again. Cheers bro

sodiqyinka:
Drop your details again let me confirm what went wrong again. Cheers bro

Name: Nwachukwu Catherine Chidera
Matric No: 20091644943
Jamb Reg No: 92896891CH
school: FUTO
Course: Petroleum Engineering
DOB: 20/09/1992

A curfew was declared, some A15 PCM went ahead to watch the champions league match (you just can't seperate guys & football).

On their way back, they met a team of soldiers; who decided to flog them according to the numbers on their various jerseys (clothes), for disobeying the law.

The first guy was putting on a chelsea jersey, with number 10 (Eden Hazard) imprinted at the back. So, he was flogged 10 times. The second guy was wearing 50 cent imprinted shirt and was given 50 lashes.

This time, the third guy, who is a Fulani guy started crying from afar. So the soldiers asked him to turn his back. Guess what?!?! He was wearing Sai Buhari 2015.

Happy New Month!

miccoy:
A curfew was declared, some A15 PCM went ahead to watch the champions league match (you just can't seperate guys & football).

On their way back, they met a team of soldiers; who decided to flog them according to the numbers on their various jerseys (clothes), for disobeying the law.

The first guy was putting on a chelsea jersey, with number 10 (Eden Hazard) imprinted at the back. So, he was flogged 10 times. The second guy was wearing 50 cent imprinted shirt and was given 50 lashes.

This time, the third guy, who is a Fulani guy started crying from afar. So the soldiers asked him to turn his back. Guess what?!?! He was wearing Sai Buhari 2015.

Happy New Month!

he better not cry, he must collect 2015.



Happy nw month my pple and TGIF...how unah dey flex the holiday/friday..

sodiqyinka:
Drop your details again let me confirm what went wrong again. Cheers bro

Matric no:
JAMB reg:

DOB :

deracathy:
Name: Nwachukwu Catherine Chidera Matric No: 20091644943 Jamb Reg No: 92896891CH school: FUTO Course: Petroleum Engineering DOB: 20/09/1992

Hmm,

miccoy:
A curfew was declared, some A15 PCM went ahead to watch the champions league match (you just can't seperate guys & football).

On their way back, they met a team of soldiers; who decided to flog them according to the numbers on their various jerseys (clothes), for disobeying the law.

The first guy was putting on a chelsea jersey, with number 10 (Eden Hazard) imprinted at the back. So, he was flogged 10 times. The second guy was wearing 50 cent imprinted shirt and was given 50 lashes.

This time, the third guy, who is a Fulani guy started crying from afar. So the soldiers asked him to turn his back. Guess what?!?! He was wearing Sai Buhari 2015.

Happy New Month!

Hahaha.

jemimaa01:

and you are please o,its very early for this...just leave it,thank you


BTW,good morning people,amd happy new month..this month would mark the beginning of beautiful things in our lives,BGG....
Cc babatawa
mzmeeday
miccoy
idee91
2el
haliluck
majidyusuf

Amin...S2U

hilsocial:



Hmm,

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hilsocial what na?

You know that futoites no dey carry last.

Hahahahahahahahahaha
One Love Bro
TeamFuto

Happy new month people!


Abeg any better gist?

miccoy:
I think am out.
Cuz, it piss me off when people don't take a joke for what it is.
I heard that girl saying I'm ill-mannere. I mean you're online, you meet diffrent kinds of people. The good part, I apologized to her, when I saw the jokes didn't go well with her. But, she never reciprocate.
Now, Mzmeeday, you called my 'aproko', just for making this thread lively. I won't insult you, I'll only say 'sorry, forgive me' if I've insulted you in anyway.
To all others also, sorry I was only joking. Well, maybe I weant too far, but am truly sorry

Remember when u asked dat question abt "stream" and I made that little joke? Remember ur reaction?
Oh well now you know the feeling when "people don't take a joke for what it is".

Sugahylz:


Remember when u asked dat question abt "stream" and I made that little joke? Remember ur reaction?
Oh well now you know the feeling when "people don't take a joke for what it is".

Lolll dis kind tin dey pain oooo

sodiqyinka:

Drop your details again let me confirm what went wrong again. Cheers bro

PLEASE I AM A STUDENT OF THE 
FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY OWERRI ..
DEPARTMENT OF ELECTRICAL/ELECTRONIC ENGINEERING
my name was sent by the senate  but had errors...... My MATRIC no is 20091642673
My class of degree is Second class upper
My surname is OKOLI
first name CHUKWUDI
middle name FRANCIS
JAMB REG NO 92729818EH
DATE OF BIRTH 25TH AUGUST 1992....

Avengers: Age of Ultron...this weekend

In case you missed it:

Yesterday a Federal High Court sitting in Benin sentenced the younger brother of the former Governor of Edo State, Chief Lucky Igbinedion to 6 years in prison for an offence of money laundering to the tune of N25 billion belonging to the good people of Edo state.

He was given the option of paying a N3 million fine instead of serving 6 years jail term.

Swiftly he brought out his ATM card from his wallet and swiped it on the POS to pay the fine and walked away from the Court as an EX-CONVICT, like his brother, Lucky
Igbinedion under whose regime as THIEFING Governor the said criminal act was perpetrated.


That's not all!

Yesterday in the same court the PA of Lucky Igbinedion's younger brother who was also standing trial over the same offense, for aiding and abetting his principal to loot Edo
State, was also sentenced.

The aide was slammed with a 20 years jail term without the option of a fine!


He spent his first night in prison yesterday while his Boss is enjoying his freedom with a new pendant on his gold
necklace - Ex Convict!

chikaodili345:
Avengers: Age of Ultron...this weekend

Where? or On what Platform?

2el:
In case you missed it:

Yesterday a Federal High Court sitting in Benin sentenced the younger brother of the former Governor of Edo State, Chief Lucky Igbinedion to 6 years in prison for an offence of money laundering to the tune of N25 billion belonging to the good people of Edo state.

He was given the option of paying a N3 million fine instead of serving 6 years jail term.

Swiftly he brought out his ATM card from his wallet and swiped it on the POS to pay the fine and walked away from the Court as an EX-CONVICT, like his brother, Lucky
Igbinedion under whose regime as THIEFING Governor the said criminal act was perpetrated.


That's not all!

Yesterday in the same court the PA of Lucky Igbinedion's younger brother who was also standing trial over the same offense, for aiding and abetting his principal to loot Edo
State, was also sentenced.

The aide was slammed with a 20 years jail term without the option of a fine!


He spent his first night in prison yesterday while his Boss is enjoying his freedom with a new pendant on his gold
necklace - Ex Convict!

The law is an ass!

Someone launders N25 billion and the fine is just N3 million?

Yes, that makes perfect sense.

theSpark:


Where? or On what Platform?

At the cinema.

deracathy:

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hilsocial what na?

You know that futoites no dey carry last.

Hahahahahahahahahaha
One Love Bro
TeamFuto

Hahaha, but u no carry me along if no be say i de on ground i for de like person whey de run election in Umuagwu .

chikaodili345:

At the cinema.

oh.ok

theSpark:


oh.ok

Did you see the first Avengers film?

haliluck:


Lolll dis kind tin dey pain oooo

Loool u don c am na

chikaodili345:
Someone launders N25 billion and the fine is just N3 million?

Yes, that makes perfect sense.

Injustice.