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Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:09pm On May 03, 2015

Thank Jesus, man isn't God and vice versa. Christians say, God is good, all the time. Muslims say, he is ever merciful.

In all, God is generous, kind, patient and loving

Then, if man were God, how would it be?

Do you think it might resemble any of these?

1. He won't answer your prayers if you fart while praying.

2. He would take bribes before letting you into his heaven.

3. Politicians will be his clients as they'll always be looking out for ways to get his backing.

4. Since it is supposed He is white, heavens will be filled with more whites- he will be a racist.

5. If you don't believe in his existence, you would suffer famine and depravity until you die.

6. He will be breaking his promises here and there like politicians.

I use this medium to sing this song, "How Great Is Our God".

Happy Sunday.

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Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Phinagold(f): 2:12pm On May 03, 2015

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Princecalm(m): 2:15pm On May 03, 2015

Man cannot be God and vice versa

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by BeeBeeOoh(m): 2:20pm On May 03, 2015

emusmith:
6. He will be breaking his promises here and there like politicians.

Nigerian Politicians To Be Precise..

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by RaeMystix: 2:20pm On May 03, 2015

Hmmmm

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:21pm On May 03, 2015

BeeBeeOoh:
Nigerian Politicians To Be Precise..

Haha...politicians are same everywhere oo

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by BeeBeeOoh(m): 2:23pm On May 03, 2015

emusmith:
Haha...politicians are same everywhere oo

leave that trophy for Naija politicians, they've been breaking that record for time immemorial..

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Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:24pm On May 03, 2015

BeeBeeOoh:
leave that trophy for Naija politicians, they've been breaking that record for time immemorial..

Hehehehe... Nigeria politicians get PHd for that level sha

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Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by RaeMystix: 2:27pm On May 03, 2015

BeeBeeOoh:
leave that trophy for Naija politicians, they've been breaking that record for time immemorial..

True

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:34pm On May 03, 2015

RaeMystix:
True

Happy Sunday... Sure it's not same in out there?

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by jeweljoan(f): 2:35pm On May 03, 2015

Thank God for God...only the rich will survive cos we would have been buying the air we breathe and sometimes even with your money,there would be air scarcity.

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:39pm On May 03, 2015

jeweljoan:
Thank God for God...only the rich will survive cos we would have been buying the air we breathe and sometimes even with your money,there would be air scarcity.

As in enh

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 2:44pm On May 03, 2015

Mehn guy man for the proud like fuckin pheroh

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Nobody: 3:00pm On May 03, 2015

mrsefan:
Mehn guy man for the proud like fuckin pheroh

Lol

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by realtestament(m): 3:05pm On May 03, 2015

He will get turned on anytime he creates a hot babe.

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by RaeMystix: 4:05pm On May 03, 2015

emusmith:
Happy Sunday... Sure it's not same in out there?

It's quite the same...Happy Sunday day to you also.

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by englishmart(m): 4:23pm On May 03, 2015

he would not allow beautiful girls to be created on earth. And I fit vex kill God

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Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by An2elect2(f): 6:52pm On May 03, 2015

Some things dont make me laugh anymore.

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Houseofglam7(f): 4:43pm On May 04, 2015

Man ain't God after all

Re: Some Hilarious Things Man Can Do If He Were God by Whizpeter(m): 9:34am On May 06, 2015

If I were to be God, Nigerian Politicians would be 'Holier' than me...

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