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Legal Miner Vs Illegal Miner by jbloggs(m): 6:14pm On May 12, 2015
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Two young ladies arrived a Meeting wearing clothes that quite revealed their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them:

He took agood look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget in their lives. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get.
1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.
2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.
3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them.
He looked at them with serious eyes and said;"Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too. "So he added that, if you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration.First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts(wedding) and mine you professionally(legal marriage). But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it invite professional miners to chase you.
Let us all encourage our wives, sisters, friends and daughters to dress well and decently!
Be different for God.
Re: Legal Miner Vs Illegal Miner by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 6:29pm On May 12, 2015
Where dn u find fruits?
Re: Legal Miner Vs Illegal Miner by Feranchek(m): 6:54pm On May 12, 2015
Oga, water precious pass all of them biko!! And where them dey find am Abeg leave dem ojorrey!
Re: Legal Miner Vs Illegal Miner by tpiadotcom: 8:16pm On May 12, 2015
Ok
Re: Legal Miner Vs Illegal Miner by jbloggs(m): 3:51pm On Jul 02, 2015
Feranchek:
Oga, water precious pass all of them biko!! And where them dey find am Abeg leave dem ojorrey!
Na so o!

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