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Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(op): 8:00am On May 13, 2015

Well ladies if u are wondering how much ur bride price should be based on ur qualities like height, complexion, skin colour and the rest, just take a little time and calculate how much u are worth using this picture.

Let's do it this way............m

Ladies should calculate their bride price and comment with it. U can break it down with the details for more clarity.

Guys should calculate the bride prices of their sisters and OR girl friends. Comment with the price, break down and weda its for ur sister or gf.

Let's see the lady with the most expensive bride price. Pls don't spoil the fun.

Cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, seun.

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(op): 8:02am On May 13, 2015

Let me open the floor.

Sister: 150,000 (tall and dark) + 10000 (slim) +12000 (long hair) +20000 (no tummy)
Bride price = #192,000.

Girl friend: bride price = #227,000. Donask me for break down grin

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by agarawu23(m): 8:04am On May 13, 2015

huh

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by shammahyaro(f): 8:04am On May 13, 2015

nd no body commented

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by MizMyColi(f): 8:06am On May 13, 2015

This is just Rubbish angry

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by MsBliss(f): 8:10am On May 13, 2015

How come I forgot to laugh ?

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by okiezman(m): 8:10am On May 13, 2015

ayusco85:
Ok

Aiit

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by donbenedict(m): 8:14am On May 13, 2015

shammahyaro:
nd no body commented

but u did

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by buygala(m): 8:16am On May 13, 2015

MizMyColi:
This is just Rubbish

Why you come dey take am Muscular? huh

Is your configuration Missing in the Menu? huh

Let not your heart be troubled

Check the free-of-charge or marriage-on-credit marriage catalog... Your configuration fit dey dia grin

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by demmy0325(m): 8:18am On May 13, 2015

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by Tallesty1(m): 8:38am On May 13, 2015

MizMyColi:
This is just Rubbish

Abeg do the calculation and give to Truckpusher make the guy know how much he go borrow.

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by MizMyColi(f): 8:45am On May 13, 2015

Tallesty1:
Abeg do the calculation and give to Truckp usher make the guy know how much he go borrow.

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(op): 8:48am On May 13, 2015

buygala:
Why you come dey take am Muscular?

Is your configuration Missing in the Menu?

Let not your heart be troubled

Check the free-of-charge or marriage-on-credit marriage catalog... Your configuration fit dey dia

Thank u brother. Maybe her bride price no fit buy nokia 3310.

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(op): 8:50am On May 13, 2015

Tallesty1:
Abeg do the calculation and give to Truckpusher make the guy know how much he go borrow.

She dare not try such calculation. Lol. U knw why na.

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(op): 8:52am On May 13, 2015

MsBliss:
How come I forgot to laugh ?

Its not in the joke section.... If u had laughed we will ve known that something is wrong with u. tongue

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(op): 8:57am On May 13, 2015

MizMyColi:
This is just Rubbish

because ur qualities were not mentioned? Take heart.

*pats her on d back*

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(op): 8:58am On May 13, 2015

shammahyaro:
nd no body commented

have u brushed ur teeth? undecided

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by MizMyColi(f): 9:06am On May 13, 2015

ayusco85:
because ur qualities were not mentioned? Take heart.

*pats her on d back*

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by shammahyaro(f): 10:58am On May 13, 2015

ayusco85:
have u brushed ur teeth?

nah....just kiss me

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by ayusco85(op): 12:13pm On May 13, 2015

shammahyaro:
nah....just kiss me

Oya pout ur lips. kiss

lol

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by shammahyaro(f): 2:50pm On May 13, 2015

donbenedict:
but u did

nd u did too... tongue

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by donbenedict(m): 4:44pm On May 13, 2015

shammahyaro:
nd u did too...

lol wtsup

Re: Know Your Bride Price Now...... (picture) by eunisam: 5:06pm On May 13, 2015

Sister tall fair
Slim
Flat tummy
Bakasi average(buttock)
Manchester average
Straight and longlegs
Thick and pinky leaps
Total=900k

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