guys i came across this joke and decided to share it and to ask if it is lame or not and i dunno if it has already been posted here

one day a lady was going out, so she told her housemaid that she was going to keep the key under the car at the backyard.
then she also told the maid not to tell anybody or show anyone the key. then she left. so usman the mallam came and asked of the key and the following conversation ensured :
usman: where the key?
maid:my madam said that i should not tell or show anybody that the key is under the car at the backyard.
so what do you think guys?.

hmmmmmmmmmmm

it is funny but i didnt laugh this time cos i've heard it before.

not funny to me, but you try

keep 'em coming

Not

thanks for your opinions guys. you folks are preety cool on this thread i think i'm gonna enjoy my stay here

:d

thanks. MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS.

Ok Christmas don pass

kunbee dey look date now :Pguy no be for december 25th i post the merry christmas

So what

correct your stupidity

*faints*

2 Angels:

correct your stupidity

Chei Kunbee na you dem diss so?

_{*Quickly sets the ring for the match*}

Kunbee Vs 2 Angels

0 - 1


_{*waiting for kunbee's reply*}

A snail entered a bar and asked for some drinks, the barman kicked the snail saying the bar is not meant for the lilly hearted. After a year, the same snail crawled into the bar asking the barman why he kicked him out of the bar

2 angels i am seriously telling you not to start a fight cos its not worth it , phroah go and self-service jare

Obinoscopy:

A snail entered a bar and asked for some drinks, the barman kicked the snail saying the bar is not meant for the lilly hearted. After a year, the same snail crawled into the bar asking the barman why he kicked him out of the bar

Kunbee:

phroah come and service me jare

Thank you 

hmmmmmm service ke?

Pharoh:

Thank you 

*faints*

Kunbee:

*faints*

*wakes her up* hope you are okay.

Obinoscopy:

A snail entered a bar and asked for some drinks, the barman kicked the snail saying the bar is not meant for the lilly hearted. After a year, the same snail crawled into the bar asking the barman why he kicked him out of the bar

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Pharoh:

*wakes her up* hope you are okay.

Did you really mean that

yes i mean ir

Pls don't say that to me again cos i am really shy

Kunbee the flirt

studio419:

Kunbee the flirt

Ogodel baba

studio43:

Kunbee the flirt

Who told you this lie

Funny or Not?
A nun went to see a doctor for the result of her urine test, but they got mixed up. It said she was pregnant. The nun cried, "Oh God, we can't even trust candles anymore"

too_soon:

Funny or Not?
A nun went to see a doctor for the result of her urine test, but they got mixed up. It said she was pregnant. The nun cried, "Oh God, we can't even trust candles anymore"

This is so f.uvking funny ROFLMAO

if that was funny whatabout this?

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.

The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.

So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Now this is what i want to be reading