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Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Nobody: 9:12am On May 15, 2015
Oh my goodness! See shocked shocked shocked my heart palpitating erratically! No evil shall befall you in Jesus name! God will keep your goings and comings clear of disasters! Oga change barracks o.
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Frankaka8(m): 9:14am On May 15, 2015
FriedPlantain:
It must have been those local thieves controlling that Mokwa area. If one is unlucky enough,you might encounter them along that Minna - Lapai Road as well.

If not for the help of a powerful charm given to me by my dad that made me turn to a rabbit and escape those guys, I prolly would have been dead by now.


Friedplantain
love ur posts/comments like kilode.... And i relish yu in my jollof rice. Yet yu can lie for Africa.
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Bants(m): 9:29am On May 15, 2015
Guy thank God for your life
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by lonelydora: 9:31am On May 15, 2015
GenerousLord:
Hey, don't you try that again. What if those hunters had got you in your rabbit form and sold you out for N630? It would have been worse angry
Brother, you made my day. Lol.
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Nobody: 9:33am On May 15, 2015
may3:
Wait o Op...anoda fire for saadu or the one that happened before.......peace loving saadu community sad
This one is just 3days ago
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by airconditioner: 9:35am On May 15, 2015
what doesn"t kill you makes you stronger my brother. My advice is that you should continue your work and ask for God"s mercy.
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Nobody: 9:35am On May 15, 2015
Thank God for your life bro!
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by tunde1200(m): 9:57am On May 15, 2015
cheesy grin grin

FriedPlantain:
It must have been those local thieves controlling that Mokwa area. If one is unlucky enough,you might encounter them along that Minna - Lapai Road as well.

If not for the help of a powerful charm given to me by my dad that made me turn to a rabbit and escape those guys, I prolly would have been dead by now.


Friedplantain
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Fundamentalist: 9:58am On May 15, 2015
Drabeey:
My Yoruba ppl always say a parable.They said 'ENI IJA KO DEBA, LO N PE ARA RE LOKUNRIN' lol abi?
I gave all glory nd adoration to almighty Allah. May only his name be glorified. Let me start with this titbit. I'm a sales executive at my work and the nature of my Job is travelling from places to the other,to supply nd d rest. This particular journey took me down to Niger state 4rm Lag.Getting down to Bode sa'aadu, i saw an huge accident. A burning tanker that burnt more than 4 other heavy duty vehicles nd other small vehicles and injured scores(i took time to take some pics,see 'em below.sorry i took a 2mp camera phn.u should know why)
Now to the real 'Gbege' . We were thru with the transaction and coming back from Sunti down to Mokwa.Just a lil bit close to mokwa,we met thes guy, they were flashing torch light and waiving us to wait( i still feel some tension in my body as i write ds). Immediately we saw their sharp cutlasses, the driver turned his vehicle and headed back to Jaa'gi. Guys, this men took their bike and followed us in fierce pursue. Immediately i started scrapping my bag and took the lil money on me,by this time the driver was abt stopping. I jumped through the window and charged towards the bush. As i was running i heard leaves rustling and i thought to myself this guy might trace me with that sound,so i ran a lil bit and saw a tree. I looked at my back and only saw those guys searching our trailer thorougly. It then popped into my hrt to climb that tree,i lost my breathe already bt managed to climb the tree. Hmmm,i waited 4 some while on that tree b4 i realised i had some insect bitting me. On thesame point,this guys started seaching the bush 4 us.Guys it came to a stage they flashed their light into my eyes,i thought they made me. I got a cold rush throughout my body,but it lasted for some seconds,they saw nothing. But if not for God,i would be in the hospital nw,if nt worse. I give all glory to the creator for spearing my life. I was on that tree till morning when the vigilantes came to our rescue. Help me thank God. Moreso,i don't think im gonna travel there again oo. Abi bawo?
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Emdee590(m): 10:04am On May 15, 2015
ajasa4link:
@op Thank God for ur life....that niger road is 4cking bad mehn, from ilorin down to mokwa, kontagora and even the entry parts of kebbi....It's not advisable one travels that road at night except u are in a luxurious bus or trailer which will run over any 4cking bandit on the way.
If una use the word "run over " una dae make me dae laf . Na film u dae act wey u go run over ? Dat run over dangerous ooo
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Emdee590(m): 10:07am On May 15, 2015
BUSHHUNTER:
OP make sure you kill a fowl.
To thank his gods
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Fundamentalist: 10:08am On May 15, 2015
I also work with an agrochemical company plying similar route as you as a sales rep. Our kind of job is very dangerous especially during the farming season which has just commenced
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Emdee590(m): 10:10am On May 15, 2015
Ugojames:
This is one of the reasons I'm affraid of picking up jobs in the north, you never can say what would happen
Ok in other regions , nothing of this sort dae happen bah ?
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Emdee590(m): 10:14am On May 15, 2015
GenerousLord:
Hey, don't you try that again. What if those hunters had got you in your rabbit form and sold you out for N630? It would have been worse angry
Na to change back to'human form in the buyer hand na
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by microfixsynergy(m): 10:25am On May 15, 2015
Drabeey:
My Yoruba ppl always say a parable.They said 'ENI IJA KO DEBA, LO N PE ARA RE LOKUNRIN' lol abi?
I gave all glory nd adoration to almighty Allah. May only his name be glorified. Let me start with this titbit. I'm a sales executive at my work and the nature of my Job is travelling from places to the other,to supply nd d rest. This particular journey took me down to Niger state 4rm Lag.Getting down to Bode sa'aadu, i saw an huge accident. A burning tanker that burnt more than 4 other heavy duty vehicles nd other small vehicles and injured scores(i took time to take some pics,see 'em below.sorry i took a 2mp camera phn.u should know why)
Now to the real 'Gbege' . We were thru with the transaction and coming back from Sunti down to Mokwa.Just a lil bit close to mokwa,we met thes guy, they were flashing torch light and waiving us to wait( i still feel some tension in my body as i write ds). Immediately we saw their sharp cutlasses, the driver turned his vehicle and headed back to Jaa'gi. Guys, this men took their bike and followed us in fierce pursue. Immediately i started scrapping my bag and took the lil money on me,by this time the driver was abt stopping. I jumped through the window and charged towards the bush. As i was running i heard leaves rustling and i thought to myself this guy might trace me with that sound,so i ran a lil bit and saw a tree. I looked at my back and only saw those guys searching our trailer thorougly. It then popped into my hrt to climb that tree,i lost my breathe already bt managed to climb the tree. Hmmm,i waited 4 some while on that tree b4 i realised i had some insect bitting me. On thesame point,this guys started seaching the bush 4 us.Guys it came to a stage they flashed their light into my eyes,i thought they made me. I got a cold rush throughout my body,but it lasted for some seconds,they saw nothing. But if not for God,i would be in the hospital nw,if nt worse. I give all glory to the creator for spearing my life. I was on that tree till morning when the vigilantes came to our rescue. Help me thank God. Moreso,i don't think im gonna travel there again oo. Abi bawo?
Thank God for your life o, may Almighty Allah continue to guide you in the course of your duty, amen. and me too
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by tete7000(m): 10:27am On May 15, 2015
folabayo1:
Eyaaa!
What doesn't kill man makes man stronger..
They said 'iku to n leni to s'ini ni fila, owe lo n pa funni'. That is to say ' death wey dey pursue one wey remove one's cap, ma warning it dey give person.'
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Samyj247: 11:05am On May 15, 2015
Drabeey
what hapnd to d rest of d passengers in d bus, wen u jumped off. Were they killed?
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by mikolo80: 11:07am On May 15, 2015
For regular travellers/merchants Methinks Na to buy pump action or at least arrows and bow as police no send us
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by folabayo1(f): 11:20am On May 15, 2015
stonecoldcafe:
Good morning sister. Sorry if that was harsh. Dunno if dude's been stalking you elsewhere but when someone corrects you its just nice to say thanks and move on. Have a great day.
okay thanks!
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by folabayo1(f): 11:23am On May 15, 2015
tete7000:
They said 'iku to n leni to s'ini ni fila, owe lo n pa funni'. That is to say ' death wey dey pursue one wey remove one's cap, ma warning it dey give person.'
beeni oooo
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by folabayo1(f): 11:26am On May 15, 2015
Kegite:
No
Reason ?? Because i love you
love who??
You are sick!
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Nobody: 11:27am On May 15, 2015
FriedPlantain:
It must have been those local thieves controlling that Mokwa area. If one is unlucky enough,you might encounter them along that Minna - Lapai Road as well.

If not for the help of a powerful charm given to me by my dad that made me turn to a rabbit and escape those guys, I prolly would have been dead by now.


Friedplantain
If those guys were in dudes don't joke with rabbit meat, you would have ended up as meat in a rabbit pepper soup.
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by folabayo1(f): 11:27am On May 15, 2015
ECOTERRORS:
so if armed robbers don't killl you they will give you a charm to make you stronger
grin
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by BUSHHUNTER: 11:29am On May 15, 2015
Drabeey:
lol, yes buh u are bush hunter now,i'll have to consult u on that.abi bawo?
OK...buy one big white fowl with no black spot,slaughter it yourself,boil it and let everyone eat with you.
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by 989900: 12:08pm On May 15, 2015
folabayo1:
Eyaaa!
What doesn't kill man makes man stronger..
Or should have killed man.

Or fxcks man up mentally. cheesy
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by folabayo1(f): 12:23pm On May 15, 2015
989900:
Or should have killed man.

Or fxcks man up mentally. cheesy
cheesy
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by GenerousLord: 12:25pm On May 15, 2015
Emdee590:
Na to change back to'human form in the buyer hand na
LoL grin
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by hopeforcharles(m): 1:00pm On May 15, 2015
FriedPlantain:
It must have been those local thieves controlling that Mokwa area. If one is unlucky enough,you might encounter them along that Minna - Lapai Road as well.

If not for the help of a powerful charm given to me by my dad that made me turn to a rabbit and escape those guys, I prolly would have been dead by now.


Friedplantain
Hahahahhahahahahhaha you are such a funny clown, you will start off as a serious being then Sign out as a clown, I wish I saw u as a rabbit, you would have been boiling in my pot now.
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by precisionindepth: 1:03pm On May 15, 2015
FriedPlantain:
It must have been those local thieves controlling that Mokwa area. If one is unlucky enough,you might encounter them along that Minna - Lapai Road as well.

If not for the help of a powerful charm given to me by my dad that made me turn to a rabbit and escape those guys, I prolly would have been dead by now.


Friedplantain
Dont forget to always renew d charm ooo cos u never know, changing to human might b difficult after d rabbit.
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by BluePearls(m): 1:26pm On May 15, 2015
Your quick thinking saved your life. Thanks to God more importantly, who gave you the wisdom and blinded the eyes of those omilah boys. I don't encourage travelling by night at all thought, thank God for your life.
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Nobody: 2:19pm On May 15, 2015
thank God for ur life ooo
Re: How My Job Nearly Got Me Killed by Emdee590(m): 2:36pm On May 15, 2015
GenerousLord:
LoL grin
Yes na !and everybody go vacate the place sharp sharp
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