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This Question has been in my inner mind for awhile now, the story goes thus;

There is this lady in my office, moderately chubby, light skinned with a big Batty( My turn on), For short she's beautiful(My dream lady). This lady is so cool and gentle nothing bother her, to me she's down to earth.

Ofcourse with all these attributes, I must make the move as a sharp guy wey no dey carry last. Atlast I did woo her with my Honey coated mouth( My irresistible technic that works like magic on many Ladies). To my surprise my technic failed, she outrightly turn me down saying I can be her friend. How on earth will I be just a friend to this beautiful demsel? I can't be friendzoned, I've never been in that situation before!

There is this lady too, she and this lady are friends(not so close just office gossip tinz), unknowingly this my Big Batty girl has been sending romantic messages to this other lady, telling her how she love her, care for her and other irritating stuffs.
I got to have access to the other lady's phone when she need me to help her on some settings(Whatsapp), I got amazed with the kind of conversation between both of them, this other lady is not comfortable with my Big Batty girl's conversation, Infact she had insulted her calling her names according to the chat.

With all these, I think I still love this lady, I have no problem if she's a Lesbian, I think I can help her come out of it.

Please guys, how do I go about this? she really need a help as much as I need her!

Bashing is allow, make it reasonable!

Cc
Lalasticlala

There's a reason they call dem lesbians
What's lalastical? Wats dt supposed to mean? U wan mention name so dis ur thread go reach FP ba?

You need to Consult Amadioha On this One Oh!! E too Strong!!

Become a transgender..

You are digging an early grave for yourself.

Aigoo

CountDracula:
There's a reason they call dem lesbians
What's lalastical? Wats dt supposed to mean? U wan mention name so dis ur thread go reach FP ba?

You have problem with mentioning Names?

Make good contribution, please

Lolzzz.

walexzee11:
You have problem with mentioning Names?
Make good contribution, please

pele ti e ooo... Girls plenty, find a straight girl

tai2:
You are digging an early grave for yourself.

How?

my advice for you though it may sound stupid or crazy

if you know the lady likes you a little bit and you are man enough to take risk, try this.....

make a plan with her friend she has been wooing, tell her to accept her dating proposal and fix up a date they will meet. Make sure you have a good recorder to to record all her sexual conversation with the lady. (if possible tell her friend to lure her to bed so you can have a good confirmation she is really into ladies.(but nothing should happen between them since her friend is not a lesbian all we need is evidence)

After the planned game, invite her to your house and play her the audio/video(you recorded ) threaten her you are going to report her homosexual life to the police lf she refuse to date you. (she wouldn't want to spend14 years in jail eating half cooked beans).

what ever her response is, give us feed back for next action

its "my" opinion

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tohpahz:
Lolzzz.

What's funny?

Generalkorex:
Aigoo

You just had to go all south-korean on the op!!!!!!

Op, she's a LESBIAN....gerrit?? Not transsexual, nor bisexual but lesbian....meaning, she doesn't want the black mamba, no matter how powerful it is.

Honestly, just give up and find an outlet for ur frustration. Continuing on ur ill-adviced path means ur ready to follow Dante...

Pinkiedearie:
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Abeg no vex me oooooo

Click LIKE .. If you pity this guy.

HeartRobber:
What's funny?

What so called love can do..

Pinkiedearie:

Lez.... Abeg na your type I wan help, Be serious!

there's nothing you can do abouh it.
noh matter how hard you try, you can't force yourself on a lesbo.
she will continue to burst your bubble if she's not into you.

there's nothing you can do abouh it.
noh matter how hard you try, you can't force yourself on a lesbo.
she will continue to burst your bubble if she's not into you.

sarmiie:
You just had to go all south-korean on the op!!!!!!

Op, she's a LESBIAN....gerrit?? Not transsexual, nor bisexual but lesbian....meaning, she doesn't want the black mamba, no matter how powerful it is.

Honestly, just give up and find an outlet for ur frustration. Continuing on ur ill-adviced path means ur ready to follow Dante...

ok Man

Thanks

mount her

tohpahz:
What so called love can do..

That's not love. I call that lost.


I like your pic, is good looking

@Op Pretend to be Gay!!

Well, that is one way to become close to her..Lesbians have a thing for gay dudes and so, to become close to them, turn into a gay!

_{Follow this advice at your own discretion}

Btw, there are many Fish in the ocean..Must you settle for a lesbian??

HeartRobber:
That's not love. I call that lost.


I like your pic, is good looking

Thanks..
Op said it's love.. who am i to refute his feelings

HeartRobber:
That's not love. I call that lost.


I like your pic, is good looking

lost indeed!!!

Grammarian!

eleyi gidi gan o

tohpahz:
Thanks..
Op said it's love.. who am i to refute his feelings

Ok.

So, how's school?

walexzee11:
ok Man
Thanks

Yes boss... I aim to please.