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chizzy94:
[b]Wow! It's been really really long I came on Nairaland. Well I have been busy with school and other stuffs.
So far as Nairaland and Uniben is concerned, I need no Introduction, my followers and Uniben colleague can attest to that.
Alright for the sake of posterity and for y'all that are new on Nairaland because most of you came on here because of Uniben 2015/2016 admission and I swear you have done the right thing. I was a part of this system or trend at some point.
That said, I'm ASAP_CHizzy or ASAP or Chizzy94, whichever one you choose to call me or whichever one that suits you and I'm a Chemical Engineering student of the great University of Benin and I'm definitely well placed to tell you one or two things you need to get right to have yourself a smooth entry into Uniben.
Firstly, it all begins from your POST-UTME registration. Anything gone wrong in the registration would jeopardise your chances of getting into this citadel you dream of.
To curtail that and possibly avoid that, we made provision to deal with registration of Post utme so you could have someone responsible handle it for you at an affordable FEE.
You all know how detrimental it is to register with any passport other than a RED BACKGROUND PASSPORT and selecting the wrong subject combination? Well that's just a tip of the Iceberg.
POST UTME is few weeks from now and I bet you don't want a silly mistake to cost you just another year at home. Jamb is done already, don't prove over confident that you can do all by yourself.
The 1kobo you invest or spend, wisely, could go a long way in providing you with a stress free journey into Uniben.
I'm one of you, I have gone through this system and I'm not faceless. I just seek to serve and help to eliminate agony...completely.
I remain Chemical Engineering's finest!

You can reach me on: 07060992475
WhatsApp: 08175452004
BBM: 23B39E03
Facebook: Chizzy Nwazuluoke
Twitter: @ASAP_CHizzy.
#Peace [/b]

Princecalm:
yea, I think I can still remember you posting that about 78pages back.

dharay99:

@freeda, hope u are now emotionally complete?

Imtobie, welcum baq from exile..u got sum questns to ans,
Lemme summon my fellow judge,
Cc robinhez...show face abeg.

Princecalm, plz cum in & take ur position.

Pukkah pukkah...u aint left behind in ds hearing.

HonourablePomk:
Greetings to all aspirants in the house. All you need is to JACK JACK JACK and PRAY PRAY PRAY . . . And Uniben will beg for you. For those who haven't gone through last year thread i'm a staylite from the Faculty of Social Sciences Department of Political Science in the GREAT UNIVERSITY OF BENIN. If you have any question or issue always you the "Quote" and i will reply you. Greetings to 3coins Doctor21 Neldrizzy thatniggress Benromeo39 and the others who will be coming back here to help the freshers

icecalm:
LOL JACKOPHITE,,,,,,,, pomk I didn't see you again after you guys left hall 2 temporary accommodation. how you bro?

TryAces:
maybe u should show us d correct answer cus in my calculations i got my common ratio = ' 1 '

HonourablePomk:
You know Uniben have their way of seperating niggas but we must still see . . . How your side

icecalm:
LOL JACKOPHITE,,,,,,,, pomk I didn't see you again after you guys left hall 2 temporary accommodation. how you bro?

icecalm:
fine and yours.

RobinHez:

nolio:
ok, tanks for makn me no am DRY.

Emperorking20:
of 2016

icecalm:
uniben is fine, there are lots of places you can have fun but at this moment one thing you guys should always work on is how to surmount some thoughts of love of any university and the fun you could have while in it. focus on your studies and see it as an obligation you have to do with and, when you study ensure you read all pages of your text books back and forth to ensure you get the real idea conveyed in the page you have read. avoid cramming any text just try to know that you can recall most of what you have read. next is the time factor, you might have been in some university of which their putme examination was written with computers and so it seems to you that uniben paper and pencil type won't be that difficult to complete in just that 1hour. The truth is that I also thought that as well but when i got into the hall I saw a different way of an examination, were one just have to answer questions as one's reading it, there is no time to start thinking and cross checking answers. Most of you aspiring for competitive courses in faculty of basic medical science, medical Science, pharmacy, Engineering, Social Sciences, Art, management Science, physical sciences, life Sciences and et al. should bear in mind that with the high rate of pass in jamb this year uniben will not hesitate to devise means to fish out many aspirants considered unfit for admission before and doing the examination. Time challenges usually affect many putmite of uniben, lots of survey have revealed that, even the 1hour given for the examination is not usually the actual time the examination will last for, sometimes it does last for 40-50 minutes so you may hear the supervisor in your hall urging you guys to get ready to summit 30munites after the examination begun. some funny dudes who are already acquainted with the uniben system of examination will even start shading before the supervisor asked them to start but don't try it because you could be paralyzed if caught. so you should know how to do your best while in the examination hall. I also want to urge you guys not to panic about the examination and instead of having panic attacks through thoughts you should channel most of your study time to make yourself fast at given answers to questions and at last be able to answer all the questions you are attempting each below 1minute including calculations and when you are in the exam hall do avoid time exhausting calculations. some people suggest in my time that starting the examination from the last page and last question backward to the first question will enable you attempt many easy questions as they are usually placed at the last page, although I couldn't apply it because after I did analyzed it I found out that moving backward while answering questions is not as easy as moving forward and this becomes a disadvanrage, but to me it will be better to start with the general paper before answering questions from use of English because, reading long text at the start of an examination is always difficult to fathom the idea in it, one has to read the passage twice or thrice(time killer) to get what it was intended to convey but if one must have read the short questions of general paper and have answered them before returning to answer the passage it is likely that ones brain might have fully been activated to function greatly at grabbing ideas. Engineering dudes you should concentrate on mathematics, physics and chemistry like never before. those aspiring for courses in faculty of basic medical sciences, life sciences, medical sciences, pharmacy and et al. am sure you would have been acquainted to past questions at this moment, you guys would likely sit together and write a similar exam on Biology, physics (usually a nightmare), chemistry (obviously simple but tricky) and Use of English. do not be surprised mathematics might be included in the examination or/and even current affairs so tie you bet well. Arts and physical sciences aspirant get your past questions and answers booklet and practice while you make your studies. most aspirants of courses in the field of physical sciences will be required to write Physics,Chemistry, use of English and mathematics or Biology.
you guys knows the best way out and you can devise your own means of securing an admission in uniben, so this should serve you better as a guide and not a must do.

I wish you guys success on your putme examination.
Cc
Godwin10, I hail you broda

Neldrizzy:
see My G!!! Boss i hail oo

mesoade:
Jackophite i hail thee! . . Anytime i seest thou,thou art always jacking . . Expecting 5.0 from thou.

Godwin10:
Greetings Sir. How is the hols?

DoctorAB:
Please what's up with 31 of may thing. Uhmm lordking u're a med aspirant right?

icecalm:
lmoa day time right while at night I don't miss my sleep. but that your 5.0 I no fit laugh o, Baba your boy is struggling for 4.5 alone o

Neldrizzy:
Lollzzzzz the sleep is much needed bro.. i undastnd... After all night jacking only 4u to go back home and dress up for the next morning class where one have to walk from faculty to basement with little or no time to sleep/rest very frustrating..

Princecalm:
when will you guys be returning back to school?

Emperorking20:
We're resuming 30th

mesoade:
that's how jackophyte talk.