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handsometokunbo:
The annoying moment was when i dated d most beautiful lady i have ever dated; a daughter of South Africa Ambassador to................ in 2011 and got to my bedroom to carry out what we were both looking forward to but only for my 3rd leg to say No.

The annoying thing was when she did everything humanly possible but still.........

The annoying moment was when my girlfriend(the one i love with all my heart) came back home to accuse me of cheating(yes I did but I had cleaned my room and every traces of another lady visit), denied it with every convincing words in me but only for her to check behind my window cotton and found a lady shower cap and pant on the wall heater which d stupid visitor left behind d window cotton.

The annoying moment was when my dad caught me red handed with all the money he just withdrew from d bank and kept in his bedroom.

The annoying moment was when I bet with other students that I could walk to our senior girl when I was in SS 1 while she was in SS 3 and slap her. I did but the whole teachers in that School whipped devil out of me that day. I got back to my class with female beret on my head cos all my head was full of big bumps.

The annoying moment was when my trouser gave way right from d back to when d zip is right in the middle of church service on Sunday (Winners chapel out of churches). I couldn't move, I sat on the chair behind straight up cos all my pant was out in the open. My female friends were like " the service is over, let's go home". I was in Church till late in d night when everybody had gone(I stopped wearing fitted suits afterward).

The annoying moment was when I went to our last born school to speak to his teacher who has written couple of letters to my parents about my younger brother. I was asked by parent to go and speak to hus class teacher but only to get there and I found out it was my new girlfriend.

The annoying moment was when I went to live wt my Aunty who has a senior wife(1st wife) but only for their husband (Uncle or in law or whatever) to accused me of sleeping with his 1st wife. Chaiii!!! I want die

The annoying moment was when you greeted your neighbour daughter and his wife with open mind but only for the neighbour to go to my parents to report me that I was sleeping with his wife. Mo ma wa Gbe ke!!!

The annoying moment was when I was caught in exam hall with expo and I started fighting d teacher that caught me with the Expo; throwing punches and all that but only for my parents to coincidentally showed up in the middle of this brouhaha.

The annoying moment was when I stole a very hot chicken from burning hot oil while my mum quickly dashed out to the living room to pick smting but before I could turn around, I heard her footsteps coming towards the kitchen and ended up throwing d hot chicken inside my pant; Chaiii ii!!!!! I nearly die that day with excruciating pain on my groins.

The annoying moment was when I wanted to steal money from my mum bedroom. She mistakenly left her door opened which does not happen twice in a year. I dashed and hide under her bed, waiting for her to go to toilet or living room to go and speak to popsy for a while which would afford me enough time to steal as much as I could but annoyingly, she saw me but pretended as if she didn't see me. She locked her door and left me in that bedroom from around 10am till when she came back around 6pm in the evening with my dad.

The good moment is when you are able to pour everything(which I won't be able to share offline) in you out like this online.

Etc

that zip part ehhh! Lol!

That number 7 pains me to the marrow. They just won't look at your face or feel the vibes.

Ma uncle's wife Sha!

1,2 4,5,7,11,12 & 16 so on point

That moment when someone asks you to meet somewhere you are unfamiliar with and your phone just went off or service just disapear



the most very annoying one to me is when you tell someone you miss them and all the did was just type ''yh''

PunkyOh: Hahaha. No, I just like people to keep it moving when infront of me. The faster the better. Or I start losing it Got no time to waste time. One time I had this old lady shuffling her feet infront of me & I felt like exploding inside because I can't get myself to slow down. In my head I'm like, "GO, GO , GO or get out of my way!". Some of us are built with an internal rocket up the àss lol. Can't help it.

It happens. Most especially here in lag when u are going to catch someone or bus. U just noticed the person right in front of u. Is as slow as snail and the worst is she's diverting sides (left/right) too.


And the only word u can voice is "excuse me" because u don't want to say "get your phucking self off the road" out loud

komzyb:
u can do better than that

ugly girl kindly fvck away.

Dreyl:
ugly girl kindly fvck away.

you are coming up,put more effort,believe me,u can do more better than dis