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| 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by badassProdigy(op): 9:20pm On May 16, 2015 |
Here are 12 habits that, in the interest of romance and privacy, are best kept on the down low... 1. Going to the bathroom. Peeing is fine. Pooping? Not so much.  2. And while we’re on the subject, the same goes for farting...  3. Plucking ingrown hairs of the pubic variety...  4. Or bleaching/waxing any area where the sun don’t shine...  5. Putting on Spanx. It’s not a graceful process, OK? 6. Examining blackheads or popping pimples in a magnified mirror. 7. For the ladies, removing your ‘stache and/or stubborn chin hairs. 8. For the gents, scratching your balls... 9. Taking out your Invisalign. Because spit is everywhere. 10. Inserting or removing a tampon. 11. Stepping on the scale. Ain’t nobody need to see that number but you. 12. Picking your nose. Actually it’s best not to do this at all, unless it’s with a tissue. In private. SO, DO YOU AGREE...? 27 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by falconey(m): 9:22pm On May 16, 2015*. Modified: 11:30pm On May 16, 2015 |
wow! Picking my nose mtcheeeech to that! Can't cheat nature because of my woman. 17 Likes 16 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Princecalm(m): 9:28pm On May 16, 2015 |
Irritating stuffs 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by zinachidi(m): 9:31pm On May 16, 2015 |
the pooing part thou 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Nobody: 9:39pm On May 16, 2015 |
bathing together can still be done 1 Like |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by donbenedict(m): 9:42pm On May 16, 2015 |
Person go scratch him prick finish carry dat same yama yama hand come try shake me... Dirty people  45 Likes |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by shakazuldadon: 9:45pm On May 16, 2015 |
Omg |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by tosyne2much(m): 9:51pm On May 16, 2015*. Modified: 7:43am On May 17, 2015 |
You don't have a genuine love for your spouse if you can't do most of these things. Olusegun Obasanjo et al., 1955. 145 Likes 10 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Bilabong(m): 9:55pm On May 16, 2015 |
Don't make sense 31 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Deiok(m): 10:04pm On May 16, 2015 |
If any couple can still hide such little stuffs from their partner, it means they dont have genuine love for each other, cause they will surely be keeping a great deal of secret from each other. 153 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Nobody: 10:04pm On May 16, 2015 |
Any big deal if i fart in d presence of my partner?no biggie just dat it must b in a normal way tho 12 Likes |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by falconey(m): 10:06pm On May 16, 2015 |
prettythicksme:what's the normal way? By the way nice shape you don get get nyash. 1 Like |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by demmy0325(m): 10:06pm On May 16, 2015 |
Lol.. Is dia any issue wit d fartin aspect... Hw bout competin for who farts best... Just make sure U av enuf air-freshner... 22 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by spartan2709(m): 10:09pm On May 16, 2015 |
prettythicksme:Normal way? Abeg babe abnormal way dey? Coz mess na mess any which way Only problem na say e too smell 9 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Nobody: 10:21pm On May 16, 2015 |
falconey:Get yansh from where? anyway thanks wey my share # 4 Likes 76 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Nobody: 10:22pm On May 16, 2015 |
spartan2709:hehehrhehehehe abnormal is if lady fart often,d guy will b pissed 1 Like |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by badassProdigy(op): 10:23pm On May 16, 2015 |
spartan2709: 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by IamOdin: 10:34pm On May 16, 2015 |
Op,this is utter rubbish,balderdash and false delusion!!.I think you're dotty and your idiosyncrasy is likened to that of a mentally impaired for creating such an insensate thread.Must you bug us with everything that litters your young mind??.Why generalize what you can't defend if called for??.That poo you posted up there is what you personally can't do in the presence of your crush not even fiancee,cos when you're of age you'll know marriage is pellucid as diamond and got no time for pretence. I wonder what inspired you into creating this muck of a thread..  Btw,how old are you?? 97 Likes |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by imsuboi(m): 10:51pm On May 16, 2015*. Modified: 11:31pm On May 16, 2015 |
This guy above me should chill abeg. You dey pour me mouth odor 114 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Prettyvhickie(f): 11:04pm On May 16, 2015 |
Dix make's no sense 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Pinkiedearie(f): 11:08pm On May 16, 2015 |
I can do all those in front of him and likewise him also...that's why we are friends... 23 Likes |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by spartan2709(m): 11:11pm On May 16, 2015 |
prettythicksme:Speaking for maself I won't get angry I go only revenge #datsALL 8 Likes |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by Nobody: 11:12pm On May 16, 2015 |
spartan2709:Revenge wt fart or what? 3 Likes |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by SleekyP(m): 11:16pm On May 16, 2015 |
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| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by IamOdin: 11:18pm On May 16, 2015*. Modified: 11:34pm On May 16, 2015 |
imsuboi: You just made my night..I can't stop laughing! https://www.orkugifs.com/en/images/Laugh-out-loud_1427.gif 51 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by MrNL(m): 11:19pm On May 16, 2015 |
tosyne2much: 3 Likes |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by MrNL(m): 11:20pm On May 16, 2015 |
tosyne2much:my guy Don marry ova nyt  |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by weyreypey: 11:23pm On May 16, 2015 |
donbenedict:Avoid shaking policemen at checkpoints Your suya man nko? 3 Likes |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by tosyne2much(m): 11:23pm On May 16, 2015 |
MrNL:Bros, time no dey oooo 1 Like |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by gbaskiboy: 11:27pm On May 16, 2015 |
So funny OP |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by lonelydora: 11:27pm On May 16, 2015 |
Pooing? Me wey dey open toilet door poo as I like while gisting with wifey who stands at the door watching me. She does same too. Farting? Me and wifey dey use dis one do competition (fart make I fart, we go know who go tire? ) sef. Both at home and in the car. We were travelling one time like that, I was having pity on our son because the competition is always no winding down of windows. We must compete inside a/c. 62 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 12 Things Couples Still Won’t Do In Front Of Each Other (even Afta Years 2geda) by imsuboi(m): 11:27pm On May 16, 2015*. Modified: 2:20pm On May 17, 2015 |
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