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Please thank God wt me. They attacked me @ about 2:30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across d room towards me,as I got up, I remembered d scripture that says 'He has not given us d spirit of fear.... As one of them came at me to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my room and where wondering what was happening. I eventually hit d second one too, my hands were stained wt blood. They lay still I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out that one was still moving, I struck again & this time I hit harder wt anger. That was how I killed d two giant mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood. Hahahahaha

Which type of murder do we classify your killing

Why is it so difficult to laugh these days?

Fp pls.. Make we laff to bed
Lalastical do d nidful pls

Aboki

Extom:
Why is it so difficult to laugh these days?

becos ur party was defeated and Ur Hero is punishing the country with fuel scarcity..
#Nigerians must treck for GEJ's defeat

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becos ur party was defeated and Ur Hero is punishing the country with fuel scarcity..
#Nigerians must treck for GEJ's defeat

This one is even dryer than the former post. Bros, is your thinking faculty situated in an arid desert?

I knew dude's talking about mosquitoes from the onset....shiit's not funny joor

Crocz:
I knew dude's talking about mosquitoes from the onset....shiit's not funny joor

Exactly.

Extom:
This one is even dryer than the former post. Bros, is your thinking faculty situated in an arid desert?

Wonder who cld have done this to U.. U just decided to act like a saddist.. Anyway ur question about ur lost thinking faculty is barbaric when U and I knw that U ve none..

Bad guy

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Fp pls.. Make we laff to bed
Lalastical do d nidful pls

The words didn't even make me twitch a facial muscle not to talk of a smile, giggle, or laugh. And you want this on the front page?