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| I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by Nobody: 9:03pm On May 22, 2015 |
Please thank God wt me. They attacked me @ about 2:30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across d room towards me,as I got up, I remembered d scripture that says 'He has not given us d spirit of fear.... As one of them came at me to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one also jumped at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my room and where wondering what was happening. I eventually hit d second one too, my hands were stained wt blood. They lay still I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out that one was still moving, I struck again & this time I hit harder wt anger. That was how I killed d two giant mosquitoes attempting to suck my blood. Hahahahaha 1 Like |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by frankman365(m): 9:05pm On May 22, 2015 |
Which type of murder do we classify your killing |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by Extom(m): 9:05pm On May 22, 2015 |
Why is it so difficult to laugh these days?  1 Like |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by Nobody: 9:06pm On May 22, 2015 |
Fp pls.. Make we laff to bed Lalastical do d nidful pls |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by gayman99: 9:08pm On May 22, 2015 |
Aboki |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by Nobody: 9:09pm On May 22, 2015 |
Extom: becos ur party was defeated and Ur Hero is punishing the country with fuel scarcity.. #Nigerians must treck for GEJ's defeat |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by Extom(m): 9:11pm On May 22, 2015 |
CMSbrands: This one is even dryer than the former post. Bros, is your thinking faculty situated in an arid desert? |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by Crocz(m): 9:11pm On May 22, 2015 |
I knew dude's talking about mosquitoes from the onset....shiit's not funny joor 1 Like |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by mployer(m): 9:16pm On May 22, 2015 |
Crocz: Exactly. |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by Nobody: 9:17pm On May 22, 2015 |
Extom: Wonder who cld have done this to U.. U just decided to act like a saddist.. Anyway ur question about ur lost thinking faculty is barbaric when U and I knw that U ve none.. 1 Like |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by Nobody: 9:28pm On May 22, 2015 |
Bad guy |
| Re: I Killed Them Because They Invaded My House by GogetterMD(m): 9:38pm On May 22, 2015 |
CMSbrands:The words didn't even make me twitch a facial muscle not to talk of a smile, giggle, or laugh. And you want this on the front page? |
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