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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 5:23pm On May 23, 2015

kinglekan:

Yesss oooo!!!

E be like say topic don finish for NL. Oga lala dey enjoy our gist, him wan nack am put for FP.

probably

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 5:27pm On May 23, 2015

KingTom:
Chai I'm sure na that Osinwin kinglekan dey feed you with wrong information see as e dey slander my family name. Well I'll need just one thing from you, get the public hair of a Nigerian girl who has never lied to her boyfriend, deliver it to Truckpusher and he'll give you your next instructions

*ponders*

I will definitely find the needed materials in Sambisa Forest. undecided

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 5:29pm On May 23, 2015

agarawu23:
seems this thread will hit FP soon

I can place my 21balls on bet it will not...

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 5:31pm On May 23, 2015

Phikom:
I can place my 21balls on bet it will not...

it will ;P

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 5:34pm On May 23, 2015

agarawu23:
it will ;P

ok...make we day watch...

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 5:37pm On May 23, 2015

kinglekan:

Oga mii!! Dis ministry work is very demanding oooo!!

As the Permanent Secretary of Women Affairs, I have a lotta ladies to cater for.

Na humanitarian service my brother. Infact I don't know why I have not been accorded any national award yet.

My selfless service is undeniable. . Something tells me my "Oga at the Top", King Tom - the Hon Minister of Women Affairs has just been pushing my recommendation underneath his irrelevant docs.

Oga Doc, God is watching you in black and white. *sniffs*

Not so sir, I actually forwarded your recommendation to my boss, the Senior Minister. Chief. Charismatic Charis, but It seems the EFCC arrested him and bundled him away to Lugbe maximum security prison. We can't approve your Award until he comes back and signs please bear with us, 10 years isn't a long time, he'll be back soon. grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 5:37pm On May 23, 2015

Phikom:
I can place my 21balls on bet it will not...

21 balls?
What kinda creature are you harbouring down there?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 5:38pm On May 23, 2015

kinglekan:

Yesss oooo!!!

E be like say topic don finish for NL. Oga lala dey enjoy our gist, him wan nack am put for FP.

Oya na, let's go there grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 5:39pm On May 23, 2015

laykorn:
*ponders*
I will definitely find the needed materials in Sambisa Forest.

Did I mention she has to be a virgin? grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 5:41pm On May 23, 2015

kinglekan:
21 balls?
What kinda creature are you harbouring down there?

Bro...its called d beauty n the beast...

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 5:44pm On May 23, 2015

KingTom:
Not so sir, I actually forwarded your recommendation to my boss, the Senior Minister. Chief. Charismatic Charis, but It seems the EFCC arrested him and bundled him away to Lugbe maximum security prison. We can't approve your Award until he comes back and signs please bear with us, 10 years isn't a long time, he'll be back soon.

Ronald4lif u see my predicament so.

Oga Charity too greedy jooor. Btw, oga Tom dem suppose replace Oga Charity with immediate effect for gross misconduct and money laundering na?

Abeg make dem find beta person put for that post jare.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 5:46pm On May 23, 2015

Phikom:
Bro...its called d beauty n the beast...

Tahhh!!

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 5:47pm On May 23, 2015

kinglekan:

Ronald4lif u see my predicament so.

Oga Charity too greedy jooor. Btw, oga Tom dem suppose replace Oga Charity with immediate effect for gross misconduct and money laundering na?

Abeg make dem find beta person put for that post jare.

Unfortunately that ministry is a Monarchy cry

Wether we like it or not, Charitable Charis is in Charge, na their Alamnda (Papa Land) dem get the whole ministry oh, now sef e still dey control details from Lugbe grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 5:50pm On May 23, 2015

kinglekan:
Tahhh!!

Chocolate factory...

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 5:50pm On May 23, 2015

kinglekan:

Tahhh!!

**peeps**

Hi

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 6:03pm On May 23, 2015

KingTom:
Unfortunately that ministry is a Monarchy Wether we like it or not, Charitable Charis is in Charge, na their Alamnda (Papa Land) dem get the whole ministry oh, now sef e still dey control details from Lugbe

Charity!! Chaiii thunder kiss u for lugbe ooo

*sobbing*

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 6:05pm On May 23, 2015

Sleekyshuga:
**peeps**
Hi

Sugary shuga!!
Omalicha how are you doing?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 6:12pm On May 23, 2015

kinglekan:

Sugary shuga!!

Omalicha how are you doing?

LOL @ sugary shuga..

I'm doing good, save the fuel wahala..
Seems it's increasing per sec.

How's the Saturday going?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 6:13pm On May 23, 2015

kinglekan:

We would settle our fight in the bedroom.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 6:14pm On May 23, 2015

kinglekan:

Charity!! Chaiii thunder kiss u for lugbe ooo

*sobbing*

I swear

The elede oshi has even seized our salaries to pay his Charge and bail lawyer Naijaboiy cry

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 6:17pm On May 23, 2015

Mhizkel:

I can't even trust u undecided

you flirt with all the guys sad

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 6:18pm On May 23, 2015

sleekyshuga will you be my boo ?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Mhizkel(f): 6:20pm On May 23, 2015

agarawu23:
I can't even trust u
you flirt with all the guys

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 6:21pm On May 23, 2015

agarawu23:
sleekyshuga will you be my boo ?

The last time I checked my lexicon, BOO meant a loud exclamation used to scare someone, especially a child..

How then can I be your BOO cry

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 6:23pm On May 23, 2015

Mhizkel:

am done with u embarassed

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 6:25pm On May 23, 2015

Sleekyshuga:
The last time I checked my lexicon, BOO meant a loud exclamation used to scare someone, especially a child..

How then can I be your BOO ?

was trying to form "butty" before but seems I am ganna come local

will you be my gf ? sad

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 6:30pm On May 23, 2015

agarawu23:

was trying to form "butty" before but seems I am ganna come local

will you be my gf ?

@ local....

Is this how much you can woo a lady sad

?
Whatever happened to lipsrsealed

?

Do it right angry

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 6:31pm On May 23, 2015

Jacksparrow1207 sad

You can so appear undecided

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 6:34pm On May 23, 2015

Sleekyshuga:
@ local....

Is this how much you can woo a lady ?
Whatever happened to ?

Do it right !

lol
blv me, I don't prolong issue when wooing a lady. I ain't gat time for story cos a Lady that wants you , will give in easily without the guy cramming different lines just to get the Lady .

be my bae undecided

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 6:35pm On May 23, 2015

jacksparrow1207

welcome back from jail bro cheesy

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:37pm On May 23, 2015

Romance-landers can derail ooo, there's no way I'm gonna read those pages.

Ishilove, do you reside in Lag? If yes, how on earth were you able to charge your cell sad

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:39pm On May 23, 2015

Sleekyshuga:
The last time I checked my lexicon, BOO meant a loud exclamation used to scare someone, especially a child..

How then can I be your BOO ?

Rotfl

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