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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:35pm On May 23, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
LWKMD!!

You never told me you had the eyes of a doll.. Those ones they sell for #300 cheesy cheesy.
Me, the eyes of a doll? 300 naira own?

Thanks for the insult angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:36pm On May 23, 2015
agarawu23:
na wa o

I don't even know its damn worst like this. I read on FP but didn't noticed is this worst .

I don't know where Nigeria is heading to sad

may God help us

Amen oo!! sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ivyy(f): 7:36pm On May 23, 2015
KingTom:
Boney M how far na grin
So freaking mad at you mister angry

Been so bored these days, a single mention from you on this thread coulda done alot angry

Now I gat to walk in here n find the place all dry huh Damn!angry angry angry
Y you gat to treat me this way mister angry angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 7:36pm On May 23, 2015
chibwike:
am just seeing it oh....how possible z that...are we sure the fuel isn't mixed with something else....this isn't funny again oh
Maybe, mixed with limestone lipsrsealed lipsrsealed.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 7:36pm On May 23, 2015
Borrussia:
I reject your wishes in the mighty name of Sango.
good decision cool

you can rock the "open eye" babes.

I pray dey don't put u in debt tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by laykhorn(m): 7:37pm On May 23, 2015
kinglekan:

Na true ooo!! E get one babe sef wey dey do am. Mayb becos say she be oyinbo dem con dey free am.

Awon yen multi colour lo fi type. cheesy
Oga! Na you know this one o
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 7:38pm On May 23, 2015
Borrussia:
Me, the eyes of a doll? 300 naira own?

Thanks for the insult appraisal/compliments angry
Most welcome smiley
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chibwike(m): 7:38pm On May 23, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Boldened got my ribs cracking up.. Hahahahaha.. Your kids go go Marshall school?

Who knows!! They maybe the change we need..

Sorry, Nwa mummy cool.
Lol...don vex me oh.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ivyy(f): 7:38pm On May 23, 2015
agarawu23:
oh! sowi

let's groove then till day break cool
Please o.
Managing my 20% grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 7:39pm On May 23, 2015
laykhorn:
Oga I don land o grin grin grin
These days, reality always wants to go on a date with me.
Oga how far na grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:39pm On May 23, 2015
ronald4lif:
Haha, Egbon how did you know my firm is recruiting and currently running an apprenticeship course at our obioma industry. We have pile-up undies orders with very limited time to deliver. No worry I go recommend you to oga at the top. grin

Is the #300 per litre pump price or black market?.

Abeg make the recommendation quick ooo. sad


Na pump price oooo. sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 7:39pm On May 23, 2015
ivyy:
Please o.
Managing my 20% grin
I thought as much tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 7:39pm On May 23, 2015
agarawu23:
exactly!!!

text failed sad

you are a gold digger tongue

I was expecting you to accept my offer and I will finally surprise you with my Ferrari & Bentley grin

but I am sorry baby, you just have to continue trekking just like our fellow Nigerians trekking for our greedy politicians. tongue
Wails

Of

A

Poor

Man cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:40pm On May 23, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Hmmmm... My dear, yesterday, I bought for #120/l. Only for me to hear that it skyrocketed to #150-#170/l today grin grin.. Only God knows how much they'll sell tomorrow..

We go soon dey piss inside our generators as fuel undecided undecided..

We had light candle light yesterday. It couldn't even charge my phone..

*crying for naija* sad

Babe me don tire jare.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:40pm On May 23, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Most welcome smiley
Damn your humor grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by laykhorn(m): 7:40pm On May 23, 2015
laykorn:
I started that actually when too many problems started happening over laykorn/laykhorn. I was losing so many of my mentions and vice-versa; People mistook us for each other.

With time, I noticed other people were doing it too.

I remember that day when one babe wan almost kill me say na me dey snub her PMs abi? I done do thanksgiving finish, come tell am say make she re-send say na see I no see dem. Me no know say na laykhorn dey babe dey chase. See cry wey I cry for that day eh.....
Laykorn, Go jooor. Na you that bae dey chase o. Why me of all people? You wan make I analyse how babes dey kill for you here
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kinglekan: 7:41pm On May 23, 2015
laykhorn:
Oga! Na you know this one o
cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 7:41pm On May 23, 2015
chibwike:
Lol...don vex me oh.
cheesy cheesy cheesy Any more noise, I'll scream it so louddddddd sad sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 7:41pm On May 23, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Wails

Of

A

Poor

Man cheesy cheesy cheesy
all the best........ cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by laykhorn(m): 7:41pm On May 23, 2015
kinglekan:

Hahahahaha!! KingTom abo ri nnkan bayiii.

But how does it feel living another monikers life on NL. Iwo gan gan lo ye ko ma pe ni "The Double". smiley

Hope say u kpansh the babe sha? Sho dull e shaaaa? wink
Lekan, na him babe o. No myn am
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 7:42pm On May 23, 2015
agarawu23:
all the best........ cheesy
*dances away, swaying her hips* tongue tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ivyy(f): 7:43pm On May 23, 2015
agarawu23:
I thought as much tongue
Thread Is quite dry
Nothing much to type in here tongue tongue tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 7:43pm On May 23, 2015
Borrussia:
Damn your humor grin
wink wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 7:43pm On May 23, 2015
ivyy:
So freaking mad at you mister angry

Been so bored these days, a single mention from you on this thread coulda done alot angry

Now I gat to walk in here n find the place all dry huh Damn!angry angry angry
Y you gat to treat me this way mister angry angry
don't mind me my dear you have not been online for a while na, as I saw you I had to quote you, I'm sorry for not mentioning you. Please forgive me grin smiley
































































Pay no attention to that Lunatic above I have not mentioned you simply because you are a bloody witch that needs to be burned at the stake! angry I warned you, I warned you that I will deal ruthlessly with you, Na me you dey insult with your over greased Afro abi? angry I will mess you up on this forum. Just bet me!!! angry Nonsense! angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 7:44pm On May 23, 2015
kinglekan:

*crying for naija* sad

Babe me don tire jare.
Make we port?
Cotonou go accept us embarassed embarassed?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by laykhorn(m): 7:45pm On May 23, 2015
laykorn:
I wonder where she'd be; she used to settle the fights I and laykhorn had, calling us both twin brothers and her sons, until somehow we started to believe that ourselves and learnt to make jokes of the crazy situations. Sometime this year, Laykhorn was teaching me how to codes, and I was teaching him how to write poems.


Where could she be? undecided
Can you help? I heard you're a native doctor. grin
Mumsy don deactivate o. *sobs*
She promised to resurrect sha. I have her whatsapp account
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 7:45pm On May 23, 2015
ivyy:
Thread Is quite dry
Nothing much to type in here tongue tongue tongue
https://www.nairaland.com/2333064/god-pls-give-me-photos#34032471

latest thread in favor of u ladies

just in grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by agarawu23(m): 7:46pm On May 23, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
*dances away, swaying her hips* tongue tongue
smh

where the hip? pictures of you backing us or ...... grin undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by ivyy(f): 7:48pm On May 23, 2015
KingTom:
don't mind me my dear you have not been online for a while na, as I saw you I had to quote you, I'm sorry for not mentioning you. Please forgive me grin smiley




Pay no attention to that Lunatic above I have not mentioned you simply because you are a bloody witch that needs to be burned at the stake! angry I warned you, I warned you that I will deal ruthlessly with you, Na me you dey insult with your over greased Afro abi? angry I will mess you up on this forum. Just bet me!!! angry Nonsense! angry
Kingtom you,ve got MPD grin grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naija1stpikin: 7:49pm On May 23, 2015
ivyy:
Thread Is quite dry
Nothing much to type in here tongue tongue tongue
Whatever happened to wearing bra?
Abi You get bra phobia? undecided

Give 100 reasons why you didn't wear bra in your dp
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Sleekyshuga(f): 7:49pm On May 23, 2015
agarawu23:
smh

where the hip? pictures of you backing us or ...... grin undecided
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin #Evil.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 7:50pm On May 23, 2015
ivyy:
King tom you,ve got MPD grin grin grin
I know cry
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