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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Neroclassic(m): 1:46pm On May 24, 2015
And the female won the e war.congrats iyalode!Oya round 2 FIGHT!

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by dunkem21(m): 1:53pm On May 24, 2015
DBlackCeazer:
JOSHUA WITH TUBERCULOSIS,I HAD THE SAME DREAM LAST WEEK AND I HOPE IT DOESNT COME TO PASS.


We had 20% turn up in church today.
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by DBlackCeazer(m): 1:56pm On May 24, 2015
dapsonlou:


You are the one with the complex. It is funny to see a white guy hustling for fuel, 1 because he's a foreigner, 2 they have electric and fuel 24/7 in his country, so this to him is new and to us funny.
NO MIND THEM JOOR,AS FOR ME,IT IS SOMETHING THAT DOESNT HAPPEN EVERYDAY,NOTHING MORE OR LESS.

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Classcaptain1(m): 1:56pm On May 24, 2015
IyaIode:

If that's how your mother feeds you at 34 then all the blame is on her. I don't expect you to understand the effects of this crisis either since you can still steal 200 naira off her bra for nairabet. Go and learn a trade.
Meanwhile its almost 2pm, go and prepare the bedroom, customers will soon arrive.
see finishing....... grin grin grin

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by inspbado(m): 1:58pm On May 24, 2015
Rather than the black man face his problems and deal with them squarely, he blames it on the white man, his dead ancestors, the God/gods etc. I smh at some stupid mofos here trying to sound all nationalistic and defensive. Looking at this picture, we as Nigerians/black race should cover our eyes and hang our heads in shame! You say you're not inferior to the white man, yet your actions, thought patterns, way of life and reasoning shows otherwise (check out Nigeria, SA, Zimbabwe, Burundi,congo etc for reference points) the white man keep on making life easier, while the black man makes life harder than it is for himself and his unborn children. So my guys(rossike&meanswar or whatever your monikers are) shove your black emancipation sh*ts down your black scrawny yanshes and deal with the home truth that we blacks are seriously lost in the great scheme of things in the bigger world, so get off your damn high horse and smell the burning coffee, bross!!! Kai!!! *exasperated sign*

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by dadebayo1(m): 2:03pm On May 24, 2015
The Bike man don hammer.......

Oyinbo steps out of house in tshirt , shokoto and boot ready for gragra tinz at the filling station... Looks out for an okada (which is d only mode of transportation when going for the ultimate search)

Oyinbo: on sighting okada calls out "okada okada" please okada man do you know where I can get fuel? (in Otondo voice)

Bike man: Oga I sabi one filling station around (laughs).. #285 per litre but I will collect #1000 for transport fee.. Climb make we go...

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Vanpascore(m): 2:04pm On May 24, 2015
When you are in Rome. . . . . . . .

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by chiscodedon(m): 2:08pm On May 24, 2015
Una They Trek For Buhari Now Oga Jonathan Don Vex Say
Make Everybody They Trek..... Imagine From artillery to obio cottage b4 Is #50 Now Is #150.... We All Go Become
Star Trek.
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Menace2Society(m): 2:09pm On May 24, 2015
TheEqualizer:


If you understand this gif and its relation to your username, you'll leave this thread and cover your face in shame. cheesy cheesy

Kikikikikiki mumu I care less

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Nobody: 2:21pm On May 24, 2015
TheEqualizer:
Smh. Is a white man not just a human as you're, if not inferior to you, physically?

And who cares if a white man had to do what the other millions of blacks are doing?

Smh @ inferiority complex...silly black raccoon worshipping a white man. undecided

You are the one with a problem. You have an inferiority complex. #fact

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by zill(f): 2:28pm On May 24, 2015
Symphony007:
When fuel scarcity prompts an oyibo man to fly okada with jerry can looking for fuel, you know it has come to the worse.
@ op, that's fatgbems?
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Nobody: 2:30pm On May 24, 2015
IyaIode:

If that's how your mother feeds you at 34 then all the blame is on her. I don't expect you to understand the effects of this crisis either since you can still steal 200 naira off her bra for nairabet. Go and learn a trade.
Meanwhile its almost 2pm, go and prepare the bedroom, customers will soon arrive.

This Iyalode is good mehn.
Hahahha

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Ihuomadinihu: 2:36pm On May 24, 2015
Symphony007:
the lady just made a point without insulting you and in return you insult her and all other Nigerian women including your mother and sisters!! grin grin..such immaturity.
Thank you! I noticed he can never argue without verbally abusing people.

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by hansad: 2:39pm On May 24, 2015
But Oyibo joined the campaign that GEJ and government were useless.
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Ihuomadinihu: 2:40pm On May 24, 2015
IyaIode:

If that's how your mother feeds you at 34 then all the blame is on her. I don't expect you to understand the effects of this crisis either since you can still steal 200 naira off her bra for nairabet. Go and learn a trade.
Meanwhile its almost 2pm, go and prepare the bedroom, customers will soon arrive.
Lobatan! Wetin women no go see? A while ago he was complaning that Nigerians worship white men....
Only for him to do a complete 360 and insult all Nigerian/black women! Thumbs up!

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by MizTyna(f): 2:41pm On May 24, 2015
Yadoctora:


This Iyalode is good mehn.
Hahahha

Like seriously. He would've made sense but for his insults and generalisation. Thanks Iyalode
Lol!

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by butanep(m): 2:42pm On May 24, 2015
ThisMeansWAR:


shaddup snitch
n you should shout down...
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Nobody: 2:50pm On May 24, 2015
Pls take this fvcked up post down! What? is the pink man now a GOD? fvckin Nigerians with inferiority complex! You dimwits treat them like gods in your country, but you are scorned and loathed and treated like animals in their country....This sort of inferiority complex baffles me.....
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by gentlelarry(m): 2:52pm On May 24, 2015
Still thinking why this NEPA pple no bring light 4 d past 3 days. Ooooooh! Sorry I don 4get say na Generator dem dey take run powerlines & transformers!
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Nobody: 2:54pm On May 24, 2015
inspbado:
Rather than the black man face his problems and deal with them squarely, he blames it on the white man, his dead ancestors, the God/gods etc. I smh at some stupid mofos here trying to sound all nationalistic and defensive. Looking at this picture, we as Nigerians/black race should cover our eyes and hang our heads in shame! You say you're not inferior to the white man, yet your actions, thought patterns, way of life and reasoning shows otherwise (check out Nigeria, SA, Zimbabwe, Burundi,congo etc for reference points) the white man keep on making life easier, while the black man makes life harder than it is for himself and his unborn children. So my guys(rossike&meanswar or whatever your monikers are) shove your black emancipation sh*ts down your black scrawny yanshes and deal with the home truth that we blacks are seriously lost in the great scheme of things in the bigger world, so get off your damn high horse and smell the burning coffee, bross!!! Kai!!! *exasperated sign*

You are right to an extent! But i'll tell you this, no matter what the black man achieves, in the grand scheme of things....to the pink man, we are an object of hatred and ENVY to them....they don't see us as equals, even when you are clearly better than them as a human being by all measures! Also, while i have fallen into the same trap of making blanket statements regarding people/race, i think ideally we should treat everyone as individuals....that is the most logical way!!!

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Nobody: 3:00pm On May 24, 2015
IyaIode:

If that's how your mother feeds you at 34 then all the blame is on her. I don't expect you to understand the effects of this crisis either since you can still steal 200 naira off her bra for nairabet. Go and learn a trade.
Meanwhile its almost 2pm, go and prepare the bedroom, customers will soon arrive.

Hahahaha grin
Am adding this one to my archives grin

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Nobody: 3:09pm On May 24, 2015
seun how can this be pushed to FP with banning the troll called the equalizer?

what sort of jokers have you engaged as mods?

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by skyps(m): 3:13pm On May 24, 2015
Imagine, a nation that is so bless with crude oil! I honestly think naija could have been better off without crude.
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by adexx1(m): 3:22pm On May 24, 2015
TheEqualizer:


Your logic: fuel scarcity will stop the white man from investing in Nigeria; not conducive environment, peace and security, size of market and potentials, resources etc. which attract investments. Typical Nigerian woman. cheesy

Apart from being money hungry, bleaching your skin, having a very ugly attitude, brazilian hair, fccking around; what else does a typiycal Nigerian woman know? cheesy
u r a very RUDE person

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by hansad: 3:27pm On May 24, 2015
skyps:
Imagine, a nation that is so bless with crude oil! I honestly think naija could have been better off without crude.

Without crude oil, Naija wouldn't be up till now. Without crude oil, many sections of Nigeria would have gotten their areas independence from Nigeria long ago.
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by chloe47: 3:31pm On May 24, 2015
Didn't they say when you're in Rome, behave like the Romans?
Oyinbo man, as na Naija you dey, follow us do wetin we do.
Why do I think the South East is not actually feeling the heat/magnitude of the fuel scarcity like other regions.
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Shaakasi(f): 3:35pm On May 24, 2015
Iyalode haaaaa you get mouth ooo

Damnnn your comebacks fit make person drink poison

*chop knuckle*

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Kenmoris22: 3:59pm On May 24, 2015
Good luck till 2019
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by cao(f): 4:01pm On May 24, 2015
MizTyna:


Like seriously. He would've made sense but for his insults and generalisation. Thanks Iyalode
Lol!
Exactly! He didn't seem to understand he kept providing the ammunition to his own fatality. Chei, see flawless victory. Oh well, it's a shame he'll probably never understand...

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Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by Kenmoris22: 4:03pm On May 24, 2015
This govt have distablize nigeria
Re: White Man Looking For Fuel With Jerry Can In Nigeria. by omojeesu(m): 4:07pm On May 24, 2015
The man is simply 'man'. He needs to care for self (may be + family). I suspect he is a 'poor' white man, otherwise he shouldn't be on okada with jerry can. Or he doesn't trust his Nigerian servants to do the work!

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