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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by politricks: 2:57pm On May 24, 2015

U2ice:
K oo....bt guy u de receive alert wen person quote u? U don sharperly reply me

I am currently online so i can reply you immediately or would you rather i dont?

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by U2ice(m): 3:02pm On May 24, 2015

politricks:
I am currently online so i can reply you immediately or would you rather i dont?

Ur reply go put money 4my pocket?

I won't hold you to it if you don't

#justkiddingbro grin

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by pinkiberry(m): 3:03pm On May 24, 2015

lmao

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Jojopearlie: 3:05pm On May 24, 2015

Bt really ow r u guys able to charge ur phnes cos v practically drained d ba3 of my dad's car as in ehn...

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by tabisegroup(m): 3:12pm On May 24, 2015

Focal:
God punish mtn... I was the 1st on this thread oooo. Just to write comment and post it see where i am.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 3:19pm On May 24, 2015

RobinHez:
then just laugh

thanks for helping me with that ooo..
People sense of humor just dry

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 3:20pm On May 24, 2015

U2ice:
Ur reply go put money 4my pocket?

I won't hold you to it if you don't

#justkiddingbro

Don't fight on my thread ooo

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 3:22pm On May 24, 2015

Moana:
what happened to helping church members in need?

We give them "spare" fuels to sell..
That's like giving someone diamond

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by solarview(m): 3:24pm On May 24, 2015

Focal:
God punish mtn... I was the 1st on this thread oooo. Just to write comment and post it see where i am.

Lol... Them dey follow you from your village

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Kenmoris22: 3:51pm On May 24, 2015

God will punish this corrupt govt

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 3:59pm On May 24, 2015

Stevaz01:
This is not "Dem say Dem say" ..
I saw this announcement on my church's notice board.. I decided to post it for your reading and Lol'ing pleasure..
Feel free to comment..
Pls mods..kindly move this to front page..

I decided to keep the name of my church away so as to avoid my pastor's wrath

Did my church do the right thing and what do you think about the looming fuel scarcity in the country??

Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44, Ishilove, just wise and DisGuy

Are you guys not tired of FAKE pictures to make stupid jokes out of a serious situation? And the grammar is out of this world. He meant to write sockets but chose to put plugs. And what has that got to do with fuel Scarcity?

It's obvious this was crafted by the OP.

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by alukstea(m): 4:16pm On May 24, 2015

Even the choir sang faster today in church guess they weren't sure how long the Mics would be on.

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 4:16pm On May 24, 2015

COOLDK:
The part that got me loling so much was "Don't bother bringing your chargers, we've disconnected the sockets"

Omo you go fear fuel rationing

Na so

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by U2ice(m): 4:25pm On May 24, 2015

Stevaz01:
Don't fight on my thread ooo

Fight ke.....we aint ladies undecided

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 4:36pm On May 24, 2015

donspero:
FTC again only one jude

U no see dat Oga on top... U come dey shout fct

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Fraih(f): 5:02pm On May 24, 2015

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by olareed(m): 5:25pm On May 24, 2015

RobinHez:
then just laugh

so your telling us the OP is a liar plus he's not smart enough...

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Holyfield1(m): 5:31pm On May 24, 2015

RobinHez:
that church doesnt have faith ....Jesus turned water to wine

So make the pastor con turn water to petrol abi?

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by RobinHez(m): 5:41pm On May 24, 2015

olareed:
so your telling us the OP is a liar plus he's not smart enough...

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by RobinHez(m): 5:43pm On May 24, 2015

Holyfield1:
So make the pastor con turn water to petrol abi?

no! but believe God that a miracle would happen that will make petrol sufficient for the service!
or did Christ do it for a showoff?

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Holyfield1(m): 5:52pm On May 24, 2015

RobinHez:
no! but believe God that a miracle would happen that will make petrol sufficient for the service!
or did Christ do it for a showoff?

Show off?....Lol......Come Friday all will be solved

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by RobinHez(m): 6:06pm On May 24, 2015

Holyfield1:
Show off?....Lol......Come Friday all will be solved

we all hope so!

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by kelvine(m): 6:46pm On May 24, 2015

4) The letter would at least have been endorsed by a church representative with possibly a stamp.

People make mockery of everything including sensitive issues. It is obvious this letter is one of the jokes around.

Skoopy:
Fake announcement letter, reasons are:-

1) letter is dated and written toady 24th which happens to be sunday.

2) members where supposed to be notified about a Change in the pattern of service which ought to have come days before today.

3) members where also warned not to come with their chargers to church, this too should have come days before today.

My submission is that, the letter is drafted by the OP just for your laughing pleasure .

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 6:56pm On May 24, 2015

Pastor Enoch ADEGBOYE should give us the secret of how he drove miles without fuel in his tank to camp. We need such miracles right about now

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by ewosk: 9:53pm On May 24, 2015

even my church change swag today...
No Gen for sunday school...na wen pastor wan carry mic dem go on gen oo... Tis alarmin jst hope positive change take place asap

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Rowlandjude(m): 10:01pm On May 24, 2015

donspero:
FTC again only one jude

for ur mind

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Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 5:19am On May 25, 2015

Mtcheew... this could have been written by anyone

I think NL should introduce the "dislike" button angry

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by forandy(m): 5:39am On May 25, 2015

Loool....Naija!!! grin

Re: Must See Hilarious Announcement By A Church About Fuel Scarcity by Nobody: 9:08pm On May 25, 2015

Lie

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